Who knows the lines of the traditional cross talk "Reporting the Land"?

B I'm from Beijing.

We come from the same town. I am not far from Beijing.

What are you doing here?

A is looking for someone.

Who are you looking for?

A is looking for my brother.

B did you find it?

A I've been looking for it for over a month, but I can't find it.

Where is your brother?

I forgot the place name.

B you can't find it. Tianjin is a big place.

A I'm in a hurry. I want to inquire about it with you.

I can't help it if I don't have a place name. You should remember that I can still help. How did your brother get rich?

My brother is a cook.

What is the font size of B? Or in which hall?

A: Not at all. My brother is in the temple.

B There are many temples in Tianjin. Do you remember the name of the temple?

A I remember there seems to be a palace character.

B There are palaces. I know several temples with palaces. Let me think for you. There is a hall of eternal life on Ma Bei Road.

A no.

B There is a Wenchang Palace in the northwest corner.

A no.

There is a Chongren Palace on East Road.

A is not Chongren Palace either.

This temple is full of palaces. What palace do you have?

A It could be Weichi Gong.

B Weichi Gong? Then you go to Jingdezhen. There is no such temple in Weichi Gong.

A either shows great respect.

I'm glad you went to the bathroom. There's no place to look. Out of the Dagong, Weichi Gong is not a temple. Hey, are there any traces of the temple?

A tracking address. My brother told me about this temple, which sells goldfish flowers. ...

All right, all right. You finally found it. You said there were goldfish, flowers and diabolos in the temple.

A Yes, that's right.

This is how to call Weichi Gong. This is a big show! That temple is called Niang Palace.

A: Ah, I'm going to the Niangniang Palace. Tell me if you are a little tired.

B nothing. You call here and run east. There is a sock alley in the north of East Gate. Go straight to Socks Hutong, and you will see the temple. There is a theater in front of the temple, on the west side of the road. There are two big flagpoles, which are the Niangniang Palace. The door says Tianhou Palace.

A Thank you, thank you. That's what my brother said. There are flagpoles, arches and two iron lions with horns on their heads.

B wrong, wrong, who is to blame for going so far? You said the iron lion had an arch with horns on its head. That's not Niang Palace, it's called Jade Emperor Pavilion.

Ah, I'm going to the Jade Emperor Pavilion.

B Are you going to the Jade Emperor Pavilion?

A I'm going to the Jade Emperor Pavilion.

B Jade Emperor Pavilion goes there, too. You go to the Niang Palace, facing the theater. There is Shui Ge Street opposite the theatre. Go north, there is a big archway at the door. This temple is facing the big mouth, which is the Haihe River.

A: Yes, this temple is on the top of a high slope, and there are big depressions everywhere. I heard it opened in April.

B twisted again! You said this temple was on a high slope, and on April 28th, it was dedicated to the King of Medicine.

A: That's right.

B It's called Fengwo Temple.

Ah, I'm going to Fengwo Temple.

B where are you going?

A I'm going to Fengwo Temple.

Why do you want to go where I said?

A You must be a little tired.

Well, I'll tell you, outside the south gate, it's facing south, passing Balitai and Richie Zhuangzi, and the temple is on the high slope, where there is the King of Medicine.

Yes, there is a terrible god in the temple.

There is no death there. Yaowang

Why not die? The main hall pavilion has seventy-two divisions and bedrooms behind it. The temple is busy.

B (to the audience) Hey, it's moving again. Ah, you said there was a terrible temple, a city god temple, and there was a bedroom behind the temple, next to the water company. ...

A: Yes, I have been to the Imperial Parliament in my later years, and the city god has been patrolling outside. Exactly.

B It's called the City God Temple.

A and B (together) Hey, I went to the Chenghuang Temple.

B go! This is not intentional input! You went wherever I told you to go, stirring for a long time. Besides, there are many temples in Tianjin, which is not enough!

Mr. a, that's not right.

What is wrong with me?

I'm looking for someone. I am very anxious. I looked for my brother for more than a month, but I couldn't find it. I come from the same town because of your accent. I want to ask you about the Chenghuang Temple. Please tell me if you know me. If you don't know me, ask someone else. Let me ask you about the Chenghuang Temple. What do you want me to do in Fengwo Temple? It's Niangniang Palace again, Jade Emperor Pavilion. Are you teasing me? I have no time to accompany you to visit the temple!

B I showed you around the temple! Now that you mention it, are you still stirring?

I didn't say that.

B Yes, that's what I said. Are you really looking for someone, or are you fooling around?

What do you mean? I'm looking for my brother.

So where the hell is your brother?

Jiacheng Temple, don't you recognize it?

B I recognized it. Are you going anywhere else? There is also a big tragedy hall here. Are you going?

What am I doing in the Great Tragedy Hospital?

Are you going to Tianqi Temple?

A let you listen, isn't this a joke on me? Who am I going to find in the Temple of Heaven?

So if I tell you, will I ask someone else?

Tell me, why are you still asking?

B ok. If you hadn't met me, you wouldn't have found out for half a year. You can go out from here, rent a car, or get on the tram. You ran to the old station.

Old station?

Buy a direct ticket to Beijing.

A What am I doing in Beijing?

B Yes, aren't you from Shangcheng Temple? How can I get to the northwest corner without going to Beijing!

I want to go to Tianjin Chenghuang Temple.

Tianjin Chenghuang Temple. Do you recognize it?

A doesn't admit it, I admit it and I won't ask.

B If you want to know, you can go. If you don't know, ask someone else.

A: I am not asking you.

This is the way to tell you to copy closer.

A Yes, please drive.

B You can also save two yuan. Get off at Fengtai and go to Changxindian, Liangxiang County, Doudian, Liu Lihe and Zhuozhou.

A just arrived.

How early! One tenth of this company hasn't gone anywhere yet. You should be busy asking others.

A not busy. I went to the Chenghuang Temple and arrived in Zhuozhou. What am I busy with?

Do you know this?

A does not recognize it. Take your time.

B You went to Songlindian, Gaobeidian, Dingxing, Xu Shui, Baoding, Shijiazhuang, Taiyuan, crossed the Yellow River to Shaanxi, crossed Gansu and Xinjiang, and there were 800 miles of dry sea, so you brought your own dry food and water.

No dry food and water?

Thirst will also make you hungry, and hunger will also make you starve to death. After the dry sea, there is a flaming mountain. After crossing the Flame Mountain, you get on the plane and go northwest for 47 weeks. When you get off the plane, you will see a small temple with an inscription: Chenghuang Temple.

A: Thank you for driving. Can I buy this pair of shoes?

B has an idea. You take it off, walk around and come back like this.

A: That's a good idea. Don't polish your shoes.

Don't waste your time. It's important to hurry.

A: I want to find someone to accompany me. Do you have anyone else going here?

B you don't have to find a partner. We know everyone here. I just called there. Come on, let's go.

Let's just say that we are brothers. ...

B see you when you get back.

See you next life.

B it doesn't matter if you see it.

(turning to the podium)

Figure b or something!

Sir (walks back).

Ghosts don't leave!

Let me tell you something. The world is not afraid of bad things, but is afraid of meeting bad people.

The best man in the world.

There are some good people, but few. There are too many people without virtue. It's not a day since I inquired about the Chenghuang Temple. It's been over a month, and no one has told me.

B How can I tell you if others don't know you?

I met a moral person like you today.

That's what you said about my virtue.

Your virtue has grown. Look, everyone, this virtue has come out.

What is this? I'm scattered here!

A: Think about it. How much did it cost you and how long did it take you to find out?

B nothing.

I also asked about this story yesterday. It is immoral to meet this man in your place.

What does b look like?

A is not ugly and doesn't look like you.

So it's me?

No, not you, definitely not you. But that man is wearing clothes like you, not you. He has no virtue, and you have virtue; He is not a thing, you are a thing.

B what's this!

A He's not a gadget, you're a gadget.

B: Why do you insult people?

A I dare not swear, I just want you to judge me. I can't find my brother in my hurry. I asked him about it. It doesn't matter if he says no. He asked me to go around. Do you think I can put in a good word for him? Can I not scold him?

Oh, did you scold the man who made you run around? That's true.

Can you scold it to the end?

That ... that ... you scold. What did he tell you?

The first sentence is ridiculous. Where do you want me to go?

B Where can I tell you to go to the old station?

Listen, ladies and gentlemen, there are many virtues in going to the old station of Shangcheng God Temple. That boy told me to go to Peking University!

B Oh, it's far, and Peking University is far away!

A It's far, isn't it?

B is a long circle, much farther!

A is it far? Haha, you are not around here either!

(Frowns) Where else to go?

A runs to Beiguan, takes Hebei Avenue, Dahongqiao, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi, Anping, Wharf and Zhangjiawan, runs to Tongzhou Bali Bridge, enters Beijing Qihuamen and leaves Beijing Deshengmen.

B how else can I go?

Zou Jia Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, New Zhuangzi, Xuanhua House, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Hongzibao and Fengfeng. Nyalam, Lira, Zamudu, Tashi, Lhasa, Lunbu, Mozhugongka, Batang, Litang, Yalong River, Sichuan Chengdufu, Minjiang River, Jianyang, Chongqing, Fengdu, Yichang, Jingzhou, Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Leon, Wushengguan, Xinyang County, Henan Province, Yanshengguan. Pingyao, Taiyuan, Shouyang, Pingding, Jingxing, Shijiazhuang, Xinle, Wang Du, Baoding, Hebei, SHEN WOO, Rao, An, Hejian, Cangzhou, Nanpi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Pingyuan, Yucheng, Jinan, Shandong Dangjiazhuang, Zhang Xia, Wande, Jieshou and Taian. Longtan, Xia Shu, Gaozi, Zhenjiang, Xinfeng, Danyang, Lucheng, Changzhou, Shitangwan, Wuxi, Suzhou, Waikuaitang, Zhengyi, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Anting and Nanxiang appeared in Shanghai.

How can I get there?

Take Songjiang, Sha Dunjiang Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Ningbo, Taizhou, Wenzhou, Fuzhou, Fujian, Nanping, Nanchang, Changsha, Hunan, Changde, Guiyang, Anshun, Kunming, Yunnan, Kaiyuan, Guilin, Wuzhou, Guangzhou, Foshan, Benxuezhou Peninsula, Hainan Island, Beibu Gulf, Hanoi, Vietnam, Khmer, Laos, Thailand, and Vietnam.

B went abroad!

A capital Kabul, Pakistan, Bhutan, Ceylon, Tehran, Iran and Arabian Peninsula went out of the Red Sea to Europe and went to Turkey, Russia, Moscow, Iceland, Finland, Denmark, the Netherlands, Belgium, Norway, Sweden, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Adriatic Sea, Italy, Paris, France, Spain, Portugal, London, Romania, and the Netherlands.

B hey!

Once I left Europe and the Mediterranean, I went to Africa, Cairo, Algeria, Mozambique, Ethiopia, Tunisia, Morocco, the Atlantic Ocean to America, Newfoundland, Quebec, Ottawa, San Francisco, the Rocky Mountains, Michigan, new york, Washington, Mexico, Cuba, Managua, Panama, Amazon, Brazil and Sucre.

B What are these place names?

A left America for Australia, via New Zealand, Indonesia, Nanyang Islands, Philippines, Pingsong, Taiwan Province Province, Seoul, Ryukyu, Japan, Malaysia, Yokohama, Osaka, Nagoya, Hokkaido and Sakhalin Island, and returned to northeast Heilongjiang.

B, just go back.

Qiqihar, Harbin, Shuangchengbao, Caijiagou, Hohhot, Buhai, Zhuchengzi, Changchun, Fan Jiatun, Taojiatun, Liufangzi, Gongzhuling, Guojiadian, Siping Street, Quantou, Shuangmiaozi, Changtu, Mazhonghe, Jingouzi, Kaiyuan, Tieling, Balizhuang, Xinchengzi and Hohhot. Xifengkou, Chifeng, Jehol, Bagou, Lamaism, Grassland, Cullen and Trade City. I went across Siberia to the Arctic Ocean, then I walked by plane for another seventeen weeks, and then I went to the Tianjin Chenghuang Temple. (A few place names are changed to current names)

B just arrived!