A love letter to his coy mistress

to his coy mistress--anderw marvell (love letter you can learn from chasing girls)

had we but world enough, and time,

this coyness, lady, were no crime.

we would sit down, and think which way

to walk, and pass our long love's day

thou by the indian ganges' side

should'st rubies find; i by the tide

of humber would complain. i would

love you tne years before the flood,

and you should, if you please, refuse

till

my vegetable love should grow

vaster then empires, and more slow

an hundred years should go to praise

thine eyes. p>

thine eyes, and on thy forehear gaze

two hundred to adore each breast

but thirty thousand go to the rest;

an age at least to

an age at least to every part,

and the last age should show your heart.

for, lady, you deserve this state,

nor would i love at lower rate.

but at my back i always hear

time's winged chariot hurrying near;

and yonder all before us lie

deserts of vast eternity.

thy beauty shall no more be found,

nor, in thy marble vault, shall shound

my echoing song; then worms shall try

that long-preserv'd virginity,

and your quaint honor turn to dust

and into ashes all my lust.

the grave's a fine and private place,

but none i

The grave's a fine and private place,

but none i think do there embrace.

now therefore, while the youthful hue

sits on skin like morning dew,

and while thy willing soul transpires

at every pore with instant fires,

now let us sport us while we may

and now, like am rous birds of prey,

rather at once our time devour,

than languish in his slow-chapt pow'r

let us roll all our strength, and all

our sweetness, up into one ball,

and tear our pleasures with rough strife tear our pleasures with rough strife,

through the iron gates of life.

thus, though we cannot make our sun

stand still, yet we will make him run.

Teach you how to chase girls with text messages

Teach you how to chase girls with text messages

Lesson 1:

Of course, first of all, you need to know the girl's cell phone number.

Secondly, be interested in her la.

Send a text message: "I had a great time talking to you last time, can I invite you out for a chat again?"

Note: If a girl says yes, look for a quiet bar, not a restaurant or a bar.

The second lesson:

After the appointment, don't forget to send a text message after you go home: It's been a pleasure chatting with you, and I look forward to seeing you again. Have a good night.

Let her know you're a sweet guy.

The next day, you can also send a funny text message to her, such as:

1, chimpanzees accidentally stepped on the gibbon poop, gibbon gentle and careful to help it wash clean after they fell in love, others asked how they came together, chimpanzees said: ape feces! It's all ape feces!

2, I am a bean, fell down, very discouraged, what can make me get back up? The answer is ---- you. There is such a thing called "pig encouragement beans".

3, giant panda birthday, someone asked him what he wishes. Giant panda said: I have two wishes in this life, one is to find a Chinese medicine to remove my two black eye circles, the second is that I want to take a color photo.

。。。。。。

Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post yellow jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you wake up in the morning, send her a text:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm, how many did you catch today?

I remember a MM answered me this way:

The early bird gets eaten by the bird, huh, I'm more like the worm some, right?

Answer: la la la la. The late bird gets eaten by the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beautiful worm! Just in time, full of food. Stay for lunch.

Note: It is a beautiful woman. Girls are more vain some, usually ah can send some of these text messages:

1, today see you dressed up very special, very cute.

2, see you today very beautiful dress, my eyes are going to fall down.

2. ~

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Don't skimp on your beautiful descriptions, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After being in contact for a while a little bit of familiarity, it's time for you to juggle. In ancient times, Tang Xuanzong for the Guifei a smile a thousand ways to rush to transport fresh lychee to Chang'an, but now with your text message to please the girl you like it.

1, implied juggling: If there is an afterlife let us do to little mouse, stupid love each other, dull life, pure snuggle, silly together. Ice and snow when we nestled in the warm grass, I embrace you to feed you eat rat poison.

2, to an English text message is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3, warm greetings: busy? It's okay, just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you, I'm thinking of you, I hope that when you receive my text message, the corners of your mouth are smiling, so that your friends around you know that you are happy.

4, flirting with flirting to deepen the impression: I said, "You're a pig."

You said: "I am a pig is strange."

From then on I called you "pig strange", finally one day you can not stand it, shouted at me in public: "I am not a pig strange."

5, or implied juggling effective Oh: listen, I want to chase you! I'm going to chase you! I have been looking for you! I'm going to make the most of this opportunity! I must chase you until! (Dead fly, I'll swat you to death!)

6, the advantage of sending text messages is to be able to say what you usually dare not say in person, even if it is sour to death, spit to death, girls, are like sweet words, like other people care about:

If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessings on your side, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing into the blue star point, flash in the morning sun, flash in the daybreak, flash in your life. I'm sure you'll find that I'll be there for you, no matter how far away you are, no matter how many years it takes to get there.

Know what I'm doing?

There are five choices for you: A: I miss you, B: I miss you a lot, C: I miss you a lot, D: I don't want to miss you, E: All of the above

Lesson 5:

It's a shame that I'm going to have to go on a business trip tomorrow. I'm not going to be able to share my experience with my friends for a few days, so I'd like to thank you all for your support. I also hope that those who have experience in this area will follow the post.

This lesson is to talk about the quantity and quality of texting:

1, the quantity in the fine not in more. Girls should not like the mother-in-law of the boys, day and night around the side of the squeaky clean you annoyed ah (chased into the hands of another argument).

2, don't keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your mind, since you like her, use your brain, use your heart to send text messages.

3, occasionally three days to fish two days to sunnets, so the vertical desire to capture. A round of fierce text message attack, suddenly a day or two a text message are not sent, when your text messages become part of the girl's life, she will wonder why not text me today? When she took the initiative to text you, no matter what you say, you have stepped into the success of half.

4, give enough SMS care after the girl to send you the first text message is often to complain to you, such as "I'm dying of boredom," "I'm falling apart," and so on, hey, what are you waiting for, the girl most in need of help when it is easiest to chase!

In fact, the sky is very blue, the clouds will eventually be dispersed; in fact, the sea is not wide, this shore even the other shore; in fact, the tears are also sweet, when you wish; in fact, I want you to, happy every day.

You have to hold on to the way forward. No matter what happens, I am with you *** in and out. I want to see a strong me, and more than that, I want to see a strong you!!!!

After the text message give a call her, that's a must la.

Sixth lesson

Care about the weather, care about MM. send a weather forecast to your MM every day:

Tomorrow's minimum temperature is 1 degree, the maximum temperature is 13 degrees, XX told me to tell you: care about the weather, is to care about you. Don't forget to add one more piece of clothing. (XX, is your own la)

Don't put the content of the brackets in the text message, yo, online text messages don't copy, to transform other people's things into their own, that is the highest realm

Randomly find a few text messages, if you like to use it. Off to bed.

1. Are you secretly thinking of me? You really are secretly think of me, if you really want me to tell me ah, I will not not let you think of me, we are reasonable. I want you to know that I've been thinking about you, too.

2. How about at home? I am quite bored, come on, smile, please see: if, you are the flowers, I would like to be the cow dung; if, you are the cow dung, I would like to be the fly. If you are a fly, I would like to be the egg with a seam.

3. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I think of you and want you to double my happiness

4. There are some words that I don't need to say, but I just want to tell you with my deep eyes how hard it is to go through this period of time when I don't see you!

5, I want you when you want me? No matter how far apart we are from each other and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say it's good to know you

6.

7, to send you a cup of morning tea: fragrant blessings for the leaves, to the gentle advice to do flowers, and then boiling enthusiasm for the water, generous tolerance as a cup, drink out of your day of good mood and a lifetime of happiness!

Chasing a girl's must - love letters many want to find a girlfriend want to take this to improve the English, (T&F?) in fact, this process will also let you benefit a lot of ^_^

Classic love confession

1. I would be a liar if I said that I didn't love you.

If I said that I did not love you, I would be a liar. >I would be a liar if I said that I didn't love you.

Note: virtual voice + double negative, this is a typical listening problem. Try to figure out if you can say "I love you" in 2 seconds.

similar sentence:

I love you for you. I love you for yourself or I love you as a person (not for your money or status)

2. You make me the happiest man in the world.

You make me the happiest man in the world. You make me the happiest man in the world.

This is so simple, but I put it in the top five most romantic sentences!!!! Ev

ery woman likes to think she makes her man happy.

(This is so simple, but I put it in the top five most romantic sentences. Every woman wants to make her

man happy.

3.)

3. Your love delights me, my sweetheart. Your love is better than wine; Your

perfume more fragrant than any spice. Your love is sweeter than wine; Your

perfume more fragrant than any spice.

This is so romantic and touching but it makes me think of a little child's co

mment I once heard. The little boy hugged his mother with sticky hands and sa

mment I once heard. The little boy hugged his mother with sticky hands and sa

id "I love you so much mom, I love you more than... .ice cream! . ice cream!

(This passage is so romantic and touching! But it reminds me of something I once heard from a little boy. That little boy

hugged his mom with two sticky hands and said, "Mommy, I love you so much!!!! I love you more than ...... (Better than ice

cream!!!")

4. In my heart there is a special place for you

A place where nothing else could be

A place of serenity where love grew

A place

A place of serenity where love grew

A place of pure joy and ecstasy.

A place where nothing else could be

A place of serenity where love grew

A place of pure joy and ecstasy.

A place where nothing else could be

A place of serenity where love grew

A place of serenity where love grew

A place of pure joy and ecstasy.

5. There aren't enough words to tell you I love you,

not enough ways to show you I care,

not enough laughter and good times to wish you , and I love you.

not enough wonderful moments to share.

Million bright mornings would not be too many,

warm evenings forever would still be too few

I want you and need you so much that it seems there aren't enough days

in life time with you.

There aren't enough words to express my love for you,

There aren't enough ways to show how much I care for you. There aren't enough laughs

and pleasures for you to enjoy, there aren't enough good moments to spend with you. A million bright mornings are not enough, never-ending

nights are not enough - I want you, I need you!!!! I want you, I need you!!! I can't get enough of ****ing you. (What a great comparison!)

I am almost speechless at all of these beautiful words!!!!! If you have a boyfr

iend or girlfriend and use this material to practice your English, you 'd bet

ter be careful, or you might find yourself getting married sooner than you th

ought!!!!!!

(I'm almost too touched by these sweet words to speak!!!! If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, be careful when practicing your English with these

sweet words, or you may find yourself in an early marriage)

Bonus Shakespeare poem

Shall I Compare thee to a Summer's Day

( William Shakspeare)

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.(thee,thou=you) (art=are)

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his golden complexion.

And often is his gold complexion dimmed.

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed.

But thy eternal summer shall not shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest.

Nor shall Death brag thou wanderlest in his shade

Nor shall Death brag thou wanderlest? In his shade

When in eternal lines to time thou growest.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

(The last two lines of the poem are famous lines, you can use them to make girls happy!)

The secrets of chasing girls

1) Chase the silent and arrogant type of girl

It seems to be quite tricky. In fact, this kind of girl appearance cold, inner often wild, they generally like a little more wild boys. If you are the kind of well-mannered boy, looks and not good, the possibility is relatively small, or another good person's good. If someone else's evaluation of you is "so cool oh!" then you have a lot of hope! If you don't get rejected the first time you ask, don't miss your chance! They may start to treat you with disdain. You should not be discouraged at this point.

Be persistent, and even persistent. Ask to watch a movie, ask to dance, ask to skate, go to the study room where she often goes, are all good strategies. Be sure to find more opportunities to express themselves, more and more (of course I love you or to stay until the end to say, huh) ...... for this type of girl, your true feelings outwardly is very attractive.

This kind of girl generally chase the time need to be longer. If you are now graduating or leaving school soon, it seems better not to start. So as not to waste ...... huh. But after chasing to the hand, she will generally be dead hearted, you will float thinking that you are the happiest BF in the world! Haha.

(2) Chase romantic fantasy type girls

If you really like such a girl, I remind you - you have to taste all the sweet and sour! This kind of girl seems to the pursuit of the spirit more than the material, in fact, the opposite. Romance requires money to create. If you don't have enough financial resources, I hope you'd better reconsider carefully. As she is very fond of wind and flowers, flowers and chocolate, you send more gifts can best pluck her heartstrings.

To chase this kind of girl to the hand, do not be stingy with your small money. Heaven in addition to the moon, the ground in addition to ...... (what? I can not think of) as long as she wants, you have to not hesitate to try to get. And the usual rose, snacks, is more subtle to see the spirit of ...... In short, if you want to chase such a girl, usually must be more training to read the girl's mind ability. The girl around the roommate classmates, don't forget to bribe more.

They will tell you a lot of useful information. And your own dress must be more thought, do not all day rustic. (After chasing the girl, you can rest assured that the original face, because in her eyes you have not earth.

Looking for her to play it should also be more to the romantic place to go, such as spring tour, dance, see love story film ...... she slowly will not be able to leave your care care, haha! This kind of girl although it is very costly yourmoney, but will also bring you a lot of beautiful fun, as long as you really like, you can still live a happy and fulfilling life.

(3) Chase the gentle and considerate type of girl

This kind of girl is the paying type. Once she becomes your GF, she will be considerate and caring to you, gentle and relatable, making you feel the warmth and reliability of love. Theoretically, you will be the most comfortable man in the world if you can chase this kind of girl. This kind of girl should be better to chase (and suitable for all types of boys), as long as she does not hate you, and you are worthy of her. Now let's discuss the means.

First of all, in life and study, you have to take care of her more. It doesn't need any material, but it needs a kind of care from the heart, when she is in need of help, appear in front. (A word of warning: usually must be more observant, in order to find a good opportunity to start.) Of course, if you are a romantic, it is foolproof to send a gift of flowers during the holidays.

In the beginning, you can send some of the friendly nature of things, wait until you feel you can express the time (such as her eyes look at you began to look at other people differently or in front of you look a little overwhelmed when), you can send roses! If you do not intend to spread so much, you can study on weekdays after the small talk in the flow of some, and when the time is ripe, suddenly came to a "and you feel so good together" and so on, she is not to avoid, you can take advantage of the iron, said that you have long wanted to say words. The best time to choose in the evening: night people's ability to prevent weak. If she began to avoid, do not force, you can then silently care, until she moved.

If you do not usually have much contact with her, she does not know you when she has been aiming at her, you can pass you and her **** with friends, pretending to know by chance, and then through the same study room and then a few "chance encounters" to deepen the impression, and then you can start. Don't think that this kind of girl honestly, after chasing to be very safe. In fact, it depends on the individual, some do not let her super time away from you, really not, then to diligently write letters, call.

4) Chase lively and cute girls

This girl seems to like a lot of people. And they are often the first to have a Boy Friend in a new environment. It is not because they are good at chasing, but they are often in the active position. If you like this kind of girl, if she also like you, then it is very easy, more and more contact with her, and then occasionally also expressed her good feelings, she and you synchronized to the goal closer.

If she doesn't like you (or worse, she likes another person), don't be discouraged. As long as you still have a chance, you have to go for it (of course, you're just average to her, you don't have to). You can start with her as a friendship and try to cultivate the same hobbies that she has ****. And in the meantime, your humor, open-mindedness is very important, so that she is still thinking about you on the way back. If her favorite person is not interested in her, then you can take your time, until she is more active in you than in him.

At this point, you can take the obvious tactic of making her your Girl Friend, and if she and he like each other, and if you think she's worth the crime of taking away from you, then it's perfectly acceptable to take one last shot before they confide in each other. At this point, opportunity is very important.

You have to be careful to observe, in the two contradictions, there are misunderstandings, to take advantage of the situation, to a shortcut first, the victory will likely belong to you in the end! (General girls chased after the hand will not be too much other ideas, haha) this kind of girl has BF may also have the uninformed like, you have to timely notice "please! She already belongs to me!" , the result should be more optimistic.

(5) chase hysterical type girls

This girl's typical characteristic is the feelings exposed, want to cry on the cry, love to laugh on the laugh, often let a person feel a little ridiculous. This kind of girl is also chased. The crazy type of girl like a wild horse, if you realize that you do not have enough ability to drive slave it, do not have to think about what to chase the problem, another choice. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

First of all, you have to give her an impression that you are very cow (regardless of whether he is T or F, haha), so that she can worship you. Before chasing you'd better summarize your expertise and design the time to show it, so that she unconsciously look up to you. Once you've got that off to a good start, you're ready to launch a full-scale attack. You don't have to be a slave to your knees, just make a few more appointments with her (you can pick a friend who is not as handsome or strong as you are, haha), and show off more of your style, and her heart will slowly draw nearer to you.

Don't chase her right away, otherwise it will come and go fast. You should pre-capture and let her throw herself into the net. Your job is to create as many opportunities as possible to reach out and show your own talent. Wait until her heart is completely convinced of you, then slowly tease her out - oh, so you like her too. Haha!

(6) Chasing girls older than yourself

Liking girls older than yourself is a common problem in our schools. And the fact that women are bigger than men is a great tradition for couples in our school. For newcomers to the love field, encounter this situation do not need to panic. Go forward is also! However, in the pursuit of the process must pay attention to the following points:

a: Do not pay a little boy-like. Even really mature women, inner hope that they are favored rather than pampered. In the event that you are experiencing difficulties or problems, be sure to take the lead and don't ask her to protect you. It's important to have your own subjective judgment, so don't show up in front of the girl you want to be with.

b: "I'm mentally older than you" should be your mantra when she has an idea. Make her feel that this is indeed more real than her physical age.

c: You must not have the idea that she is older than me.

This is the first time I've ever seen a woman in the world who has been in the same boat as me, and I've never seen her in the same boat.

b. Ask her what she wants to eat first, and if she doesn't express her opinion, you decide the menu yourself. Don't push around, so you think you're being courteous to the other side, but in fact, it will make the other side embarrassed. When ordering food, be careful not to stain the teeth of the food, because that will destroy the atmosphere.

c. Try not to make a sound when eating, it's better to talk to each other while eating.

d. You can let go of your appetite to eat, girls usually like boys appetite.

The first thing you need to know about drinking:

a. Don't force your girlfriend to drink on a first date, as this will make her unhappy and she will be able to refuse to go out on a date with you on the pretext that you forced her to drink.

b. Don't pretend that you can't drink, whether you can or not.

c. If she's drinking and her face is red, praise her.

If you're late for a date:

Rush to the appointment, apologize to the other party, and then find an excuse, such as "I was stuck in traffic on Zhongshan Road, so I jumped out of the car and ran over, and I was out of breath. Or: "I want to find a gift you like to give you, so that you can not catch up with the time ......" In short, to make up a reasonable and reasonable, can not let her perceive that you are a moment of carelessness caused by the tardy, at all with what the car ah gift ah has nothing to do. This kind of promise to help dissolve the girlfriend's dissatisfaction, the motive is good, can not be regarded as unintentional deception. However, this kind of thing can be late again and again, lie to say more, filling will eventually reveal.

Tips for saying goodbye to her:

It's best to say goodbye to her at the right station, wait with her until the car comes, and then leave when she gets on the car and the car drives out. This way the woman will not feel that you are not tightly wound. If she is willing to let you send her home, that means she has a little heart to heart with you. This must be timed separately, meaning that the first date should end when the girl still wants to spend time with you. This is a great way to make her look forward to the next date. In the meantime, you should utilize the following invitation techniques. For example, while waiting for the car, you ask her, "Today is the summer solstice, do you know what the meaning of summer solstice is?" She says no, and that's when the car comes. You say, "Well then, I'll tell you on our next date."

Repeat the time and place of the next time one more time, then walk her to the car. Or, she says this as she is about to break up, "I had a great evening with you." You must immediately press the point and say, "That's just great, I'll make you even happier next time." And then repeat the next date time and place appropriately.

Tips for getting to know her:

Generally, women don't hate it when strange men talk to them, because they subconsciously think it's because they have enough power to attract men, but if you don't have the right words and phrases and don't have a natural demeanor, then they won't stop to talk to you, and you should think of something to talk to them about before you talk to them and use the following phrases appropriately.

① It is more suitable for women who are full of makeup and self-confidence to ask: Can I ask you to drink a cup of coffee?

Miss, you are so beautiful Miss, your hair is really flowing and charming!

Miss, your temperament is really charming, can we make a friend?

Miss, your dress is so nice, where did you buy it? I want to tell my cousin.

Miss, are you a fashion model? Please sign your name ...... What? You are not?

No? I don't believe it. You are so beautiful, or please sign your name."

② More suitable for the average girl's opening line noun, must be said with humor and fun.

- - The view of the sea in front of you is so beautiful, go and see the sea together, okay?

--- I like your style of dress, talk to me, okay? I want my sister to learn it too.

---- I really want to ask you to go to the thirst a glass of wine, enjoy your time?

---- I know a style, the atmosphere is very beautiful restaurant, go enjoy together.

The practice of caution:

① Do not go from behind to talk to strange women.

① Don't talk to strangers from behind.

③ Do not look at the other side of the body from top to bottom.

④ Attitude should be natural, do not let the other side feel that you are intentionally talk to her.

⑤ Don't be in a hurry to touch anywhere on the other person's body.

⑥Don't get discouraged when the other person refuses, you need to pick up again. Invite at least 5 times.

⑦ You can't pester the other side, and you can't block the other side's way and follow them closely. Even if you fail, there is nothing wrong with it.

⑧ This acquaintance method can enjoy a short time to get along with her fun on the line, if you can agree to meet with her next time, it is a complete success. To know the right time to end this first contact.

⑨ If the woman's response is enthusiastic, you do not need to stick to the above approach, but should "win".

Tips for reaching out to her:

One of the most difficult things for lovers is to know how to start the process. Men will be worried about their behavior is abrupt, women will be worried that men will be regarded as a result of their own false blessing in the end, should be the man to start the process, may wish to refer to the following list of specific skills: contact with her hand: ① crossing the street: said: "Hurry up, the red light is going to light up and then naturally hold her hand and walk across the street.

② When you get off a boat or walk across a rough road: naturally reach out your hand and say to her, "Come on, it's dangerous here. ③ people are very crowded: said to her: "grab my hand, or to walk apart" If she squirms, you will grab her hand; if she really like you in mind. It will only struggle a few times, and then obey.

If she really does not want to, it will "sound and color" to break free. This is a sign of respect for her will, not a sign of weakness.

④ When she wants to get up: naturally, she said to her: "Come on, I pull you up".

⑤ Compare the size of your hand with her: "Come on, let's compare whose hand is bigger, choke, your hand is so cute." ⑥ Try your wrist strength: can you resist her pulling with her hand.

⑦ Read the palm of your hand: this method is very old, but very effective. If you're really into palmistry, you can talk about it for five minutes and get her interested.

Touching her shoulder and other parts of her body:

① When a car is coming from the back, say, "The car is coming". So easily floor her shoulder and pull her closer.

①When swinging on the fall trunk: say: "Come, I'll help you push". The hand naturally pushes its shoulder.

③ When you come to the entrance of the meal: gently pat her shoulder and say, "How about this one?" If she agrees, gently hold her shoulders and walk in together.

④ When the wind suddenly turns cold or it suddenly rains: take off your coat and drape it over her, then gently floor her shoulders.

⑤ When introducing a building or place of interest: put your left hand on her shoulder from behind and point to the building or place of interest with your right hand and say, "That's the one".

⑦ When riding the Ferris wheel or entering a haunted house at an amusement park: hold her hand or put your arm around her shoulder.

⑦ When she just stood up in the grass: you say, "Oops, it's dirty here." Give her a few pats on the butt in passing.

Remember, touch action to be natural and gentle, the tone of voice to be more relaxed and natural, must not have a sense of tension, because the woman and the opposite sex for the first time contact, the heart has been very nervous. Inwardly, if she likes you, she not only will not mind you touching her, but also desire you to do so. But your movements. Demeanor and tone of voice will have a significant impact on her emotions, and if you do it in an unnatural way, she will be even more unnatural and even reject you. The other ones described below