On Self-mockery and Clumsy Classic Copywriting in Friends Circle

On Self-mockery and Clumsy Classic Copywriting in Friends Circle (I) 1. My eyes are not as "electric" as Tony Leung Chiu Wai's, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok's, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau's, but I laugh more evil than them. Because I am a man show man.

2. Faith is meaningful only when it is trampled.

3. What does it mean to love all beings? I think I just need to take care of myself first and not hurt others.

Don't be too nice to me, I'm afraid your first enthusiasm will turn into your last indifference.

Time is a selfless monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.

No one knows what happened, but it did happen. I don't remember what happened, I only remember who you are. Please forgive me if I have offended you, hurt you or embarrassed you! If you have ever offended me, hurt me or embarrassed me, please don't feel guilty. I forgot all about it, and I won't remember it again. I just hope to be nice to you, because I won't come again in my next life. We won't meet again, even if we don't know each other.

7. I expect your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

8. It's no use being handsome before the law.

9. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

10. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

1 1. No matter what kind of feelings, meeting is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

12. I suddenly found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

13. If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves any more.

14. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

15. Being alive has become a burden, laughing and laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only the shadow and me.

16. Later, it took me a long time to discover that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

17. This is the last time I cry and laugh.

18. For me, there are only memories left in lovelorn, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

19. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?

20. bloom is like a cloud, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

On Self-mockery and Clumsy Classic Copywriting in Friends Circle (Ⅱ) 2 1. Doing homework is like marking the throne. The mobile phone is like a concubine, just pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

22. What about loneliness? I'll take it!

23. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.

24. Please be old and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It breaks down every once in a while.

25. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

26. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

27. Always blame yourself "If you regret it. People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

28. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

I made a stingy mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet. Don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

30. People like me are not handsome, short, have bad hobbies and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How can I expect you to like me? Ha ha.

3 1. When comforting others, one set at a time. When coding myself, I just want to find a lasso.

32. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

33. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

34. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

35. Starting from faith is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.

Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

37. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

38. Not only did you not run past your youth, but you also did not run past your weight. On the court, galloping is accompanied by the jitter of the meat, and the drama of chasing the ball is staged.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

40. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

On Self-mockery and Clumsy Classic Copywriting in Friends Circle (3) 4 1. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

42. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

43. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

44. Before you know it, you will be buried.

45. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

46. Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.

47. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

48. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

49. I wish I were an iron man, without sadness, emotion and tears.

Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, how I wish I had a crack to hide.

5 1. People who are better than you are still trying, so what's the use of your efforts?

52. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

53. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.

54. I don't care about the wonderful process, only about the satisfactory result.

55. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I once had a deer hit it, but now it's okay. It was killed.

56. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

57. It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

58. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

60. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

A collection of good mood copywriting short sentences suitable for late-night self-deprecating friends

Suitable for laughing at yourself and making friends late at night-1 Nothing is easy to do these days. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.

Regret and guilt fluctuate in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. Old, watching others' wealth blossom, alone.

Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.

6. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

7. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

8. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

9. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

10. Sometimes I want to get close, but I want to keep a safe distance. I don't want to ruin a simple relationship and fascinate each other. Then I ran counter to it and found that I couldn't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in remorse and regret.

1 1. Happy for happiness, sad for sadness.

12. I don't care about the wonderful process, I only care about the satisfaction of the result.

13. After that, you go south and I go north, and the wind and rain don't recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers don't meet.

14. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

15. Because I don't make money, my girlfriend thinks I eat soft rice. In a rage, today's meal is very hard!

16. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

17. I'm not afraid of dark clouds following me or walking alone. I am afraid that I will stop here, afraid of progress, afraid of unknown thorns.

18. You always want me to care and love you deeply, and never care about my words.

19. If you finally get tired of me, be sure to come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

20. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

A good mood copywriting short sentence is suitable for friends who laugh at themselves late at night. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

22. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

23. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

Are you really happy? scold .......

25. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

26. I'm drinking a lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

27. Fantasize that you are a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

28. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

29. I don't want to hear what you said, and I don't understand it. If I knew, I wouldn't do it either. If I do, I will make mistakes, so I skip class every day.

30. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study, you will definitely become a strong man in life.

3 1. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. You didn't say good night, and no one was reluctant to let you stay up.

32. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

33. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

I am a professor who doesn't sit on the stage. I always leave after class. ...

What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

36. Half-life depression has become a phenomenon, and autonomous learning is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.

37. I let the person who tripped me never get up again. He who helps me up, I will never fall.

38. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.

39. In Taohuawu, there is a Taohuaan, and there is a peach fairy under the Taohuaan. Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them. When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

40. Don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

Good mood copywriting short sentences are suitable for self-mockery and making friends in the middle of the night. I'm really sorry that you don't care, it doesn't hurt, and I feel sorry for myself.

42. There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: First, no one looks down on them; Second, no one despises it.

43. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

44. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

45. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

46. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

47. Because I care about you very much, I regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.

48. If nobody loves us, we won't love ourselves any more.

49. Everyone says I am poor-looking, but my mother is rare. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people came around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

50. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

5 1. You don't even know Lian Xiao, so who are you to cry? -Feng

From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.

53. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

55. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

No one knows what happened, but it did happen. I don't remember what happened, I only remember who you are. Please forgive me if I have offended you, hurt you or embarrassed you! If you have ever offended me, hurt me or embarrassed me, please don't feel guilty. I forgot all about it, and I won't remember it again. I just hope to be nice to you, because I won't come again in my next life. We won't meet again, even if we don't know each other.

57. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

58. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

59. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

60. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find!

Send a circle of friends with in-depth self-deprecating sentences and pictures.

Send a deep self-mockery in a circle of friends, with a photo article 1. All fucking bullshit, no ex, only widowed, so what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!

What we are pursuing is like a joke for a long time.

Don't wait for your roommate to go to bed and hang around in the dormitory, or you will be treated like a dog.

If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

6. Everyone says I am poor-looking, but my mother is rare. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child. Many old people came around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up!

7. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot!

8. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.

9. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

10. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.

1 1. I don't expect Qingyun to grow, but my white hair will be longer.

12. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

13. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

14. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

15. Those stories that make me hysterical are always other people's stories. I held back a lot of words, and then I didn't bother to say it. Many things are much more disappointing, and then they don't care.

16. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

17. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

18. I'm drinking a glass of lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

19. People will grow up after all, and the years will peel off the amber skin, so that the hard body that can resist the secular can break out of the cocoon and vent its strength to the world with a fierce attitude, and vent its aggressive youth.

20. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance, just like the wind that sets off all kinds of waves here.

Friends circle 2 1 deep self-deprecating sentences with pictures. Today, the expressway missed the exit, and it took more gasoline time and high-speed fees. If it was the same thing a few years ago, I would feel sad, feel sorry for myself and wish I could slap myself. Why? If the superego is too strong, making mistakes is equivalent to damaging the value of the ego. Today, I calmly accepted the fact that I missed the exit, detoured back to the right road and reached the end.

22. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

23. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

24. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

25. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

26. Don't be too nice to me. I'm afraid you'll warm up first and then cool down.

27. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

28. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, blood and tears are intertwined, and it is difficult to write!

29. "Guilty" people regard him as a necessary word to apologize. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

30. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

3 1. My Excellence does not make me conceited, let alone arrogant because of my greatness. I thought it was the only way to make a girl have a crush on me, but I haven't had any signs or clues so far.

32. A fool can't live without a fool just as a fish can't live without water.

33. The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

34. You are confused, but you pretend to be great.

35. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?

36. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

37. I used time to prove that I like you, but you used time to prove that I was a fool.

38. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

39. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, you just need an entertainment toy.

40. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

Collect self-deprecating copywriting sentences suitable for friends circle.

Self-deprecating copywriting sentence 1 suitable for friends circle. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between guns and machine guns.

Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.

The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

Don't care if you don't want to. If you get it, you will lose it. If you leave, someone will come.

5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following!

7. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

8. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

9. If you are happy, you are unhappy. If you get cheap, you lose.

10. No, no, no, no,no. I have parents and girls who are concerned about me.

1 1. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

12. Sometimes I really want to get drunk, wake up, go to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start all over again.

13. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

14. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

15. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

16. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.

17. People who make mistakes are actually full of self-blame, anxiety and shame. If the other party doesn't blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and relief.

18. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

19. I loved, hated, resented and angry. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

20. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

22. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled.

23. I eat and lose weight every day, and you say I have no perseverance.

Nothing makes people feel more guilty and sad than not being able to contact you in the middle of the night and not suffering for you.

25. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

26. 12 Your existence is to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

27. After that, you are in the south and I am in the north, and the wind and rain do not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers do not meet.

28. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

29. This appearance has the greatest impact on the network speed, and it consumes a lot of memory.

30. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.

3 1. People who smell the same will always encounter the problem of time.

32. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

33. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

34. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

35. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

36. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

37. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

38. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

39. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

40. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

Collect self-deprecating copywriting sentences 3 4 1 suitable for friends circle. Forgive my indifference, but I have no choice in the face of this world. .....

42. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.

43. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl.

45. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

46. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

47. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

48. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

49. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

50. It's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.

5 1. After the pain and regret, what am I left, a scarred self?

52. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

53. Even staying up late is a person. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

54. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

55. I have experienced everything. Isn't it time for God to send me a bosom friend?

56. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

57. It seems that I am drunk and only 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

58. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

59. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

60. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.