Guo Da skit "father" lines

Father: Guihua ...... Guihua ah ......

Withdrawal: Hi hi hi ...... What's the matter, what's the matter? Get out, get out! This is the staff lounge.

Father: I'm looking for someone miles!

Sutra: Looking for who?

Fu: I am looking for the singer who sang here tonight - Cai Guihua.

Sutra: We don't have cauliflower here, walk walk walk!

Father: ugh ugh ...... She's changed her name now.

Sutra: What's it called?

Father: It seems to have something to do with the ship in the sea.

Sutra: Miss Helen?

Father: Yes, yes, yes, Helen, Helen!

Sutra: Who are you?

Father: I'm her father!

Sutra: Aigoo, the old man is here? Please, please, please!

Father: You are?

Sutra: My name is Wang, and I'm her agent. I'm in charge of her money and accounts.

Father: Hey hey, Wang accountant ah!

FATHER: I'm Wang, the accountant!

Singularity: Aiya, you listen to me, Mr. Lao, here ah, soon to open a press conference. You, first go out for a walk.

(Helen came on, and the scene was lively)

Scripture: let Miss Helen go first, let Miss Helen go first!

Hay: Howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy!

Someone: Miss Helen, do you recognize me? I used to take so many pictures of you!

Hai: Of course I recognize you, we are old friends! You are always so handsome!

Someone: Thank you!

Someone: Thank you!

Hai: Who is this guy? He looks like a big monkey.

Sensei: Except for the reporters who stayed for the interview, all the others went out, out!

Note: Good evening, everyone! Here is our exclusive interview with the famous singer who is popular today - Miss Helen.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Miss Helen, can I take two pictures of you?

Hay: Yes, you can.

Note: Hello, Miss Helen!

Hai: Hello!

Note: The trip was tiring, wasn't it?

Hay: I feel very hard!

Photo: Ms. Helen!

Hai: Heh heh!

Note: First time here, what's your impression of our city?

Hai: This city is so beautiful!

Note: Ms. Helen!

Hai: Well, originally, we agreed to go to the capital of Shandong province to perform, but this side of the fans are very enthusiastic, there is no way, so we had to come to Jinan Oh.

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Note: According to your manager, you became a famous singer who is popular today because of your family's influence, right?

Hay: Yes! My mom is a cook and a writer; and my dad, a movie actor. My dad is always out making movies, and I haven't seen my dad in a long, long time.

Note: You miss your dad, don't you?

Hay: Of course I miss my dad! (Broker touches Helen) What? You miss my dad too? I want to see my dad right away!

Father: Daughter, I'm right here, I miss you too!

Note: Oh, may I ask who this is?

Hai: This, this ...... he is my ...... father.

Note: Oops, why are you there, old man?

Father: en, Wang accountant did not let me out.

Scripture: oops, when did the old man come ah? Please come out, please come out! Oops, I don't even know when the old master came! This Wang accountant is too unlike it! This ......

Father: Aiya, daughter ah! These are your leaders, right? Come on, have some boiled eggs! Ah come on, eat some eggs. Aiya, daughter ah, you say, this mosquito net into a skirt is also strange good-looking mile! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this!

Hai: My father came in his movie clothes, he just came back from Europe.

Father: Aiya, yes, I just came from Zhengzhou! I just came from Zhengzhou!

Hai: He just finished shooting a movie from Europe and went to Zhengzhou to shoot a movie.

Father: You also know that I shot the movie?

Hai: Uh-huh! I'm sorry.

Note: May I ask who made the movie?

Hai: I think it was Zhang Yimou.

Father: Yes, it is Zhang Yi ...... hey, no! It was Dr. Zhang from the county hospital. That film took out a look ah, I all parts are normal ah!

Economic: the old man just returned to the country to do a physical examination.

Note: Ah, today this opportunity is really rare, we have the honor to see the father and daughter of two generations of celebrities. Old sir, can you sit down together to accept our interview?

Father: Zhong Zhong Zhong! One sheep is a rush, two sheep is also a boom! Come on, come on, sit down, sit down.

Note: Please sit down, please sit down!

Father: Come on, come on, Wang accountant sit down together!

Scriptor: You sit, you sit!

(Photographer kneeling to take a picture)

Father: Aiya, child quickly get up, do not be like this!

Note: Please sit down, old man, let's talk casually. May I ask Miss Helen, what is your favorite motto?

Sutra: Go your own way and let others talk.

Hay: Go your own way and let others talk.

Sutra: Aha, what about you, old man?

Father: To be rich, have fewer children and more trees.

Mark: Hey, right!

Sutra: change the sentence!

Father: To be rich, have more children and plant fewer trees. Oops, I'm afraid this won't make me rich!

Note: Ms. Helen, the fans are very enthusiastic, what song will you sing for everyone tonight?

Hai: "Love you to the bone".

Note: Very profound! So of the songs you sang, which one were you most satisfied with?

Hai: 'Hate You to the Bone'.

Sutra: Love to hate!

Note: Aha, old man, so of all the films you've made, which one are you most satisfied with?

Father: I'm most satisfied with the one Dr. Zhang took of me! I can see my ribs clearly, one by one!

Hai: Dad, don't talk too much!

Father: I'm not tired.

Hai: I'm tired if you're not tired!

Father: You are tired, then you rest, Dad said.

Note: Please sit down, please sit down, Mr. Lao. May I ask what other hobbies the old gentleman usually have?

Hai: Well, my dad loves to play the guitar.

Father: Hey, I like to play cotton! The sound of that cotton playing can be very nice. Dangdang, dangdang ......

Hai: You don't have to talk anymore!

Father: then people ask me to come!

Hai: ask you again you say you do not know.

Father: I don't know?

Hai: If you ask me again, I will say I don't know!

Note: Mr. Lao, may I ask how old you are?

Father: I don't know! I don't know, I'm not allowed to say.

Note: Oh, huh. Then I take the liberty of asking Ms. Helen, how old are you this year?

Hai: This is a strange question, how can a girl's age be told casually? I just turned 20.

Father: Hey, that's wrong! She's a rooster, 28 years old!

Hai: My father was talking about my age.

Note: Uh-huh? Ms. Helen, fans are very concerned about your personal problems, do you have a boyfriend?

Hay: How can I have a boyfriend at such a young age, I don't have one. My father can testify to that!

Father: She doesn't have a boyfriend, she definitely doesn't have a boyfriend! This I can prove. But children ah, you really should consider personal problems ah ...... you this divorce are more than three years ah.

Hai: Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang! Take my dad for a midnight snack!

Economic: Aiya, old man you must be hungry, I take you to eat a snack.

Father: I'm not hungry at all! You're hungry, aren't you? Dad here with hard-boiled eggs, come on, come on, eat some hard-boiled eggs, come on, eat a little bit of it children.

Hai: What are you doing? Don't take a picture, don't take a picture, don't take a picture! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Singapore: Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's it for today's interview.

Father: Look at your temper, how can you get angry with people?

Hai: I'm angry with others? I am angry with ...... myself.

Father: What's wrong with you?

Hai: What? The money is not sent to you? What are you still here for!

Father: Your mother missed you and asked me to come and see you.

Hai: When will you come to see me? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

Singapore: Master, you just said something ah you, Ms. Helen to get to this point today she is easy? You say she's a country girl these seven or eight years will not be in vain?

Father: But what I said is the truth ah.

Second: It is your truth that has ruined her!

Father: Hey hey hey, leaders you first do not go, I still have something to say to come.

Note: Okay, Mr. Lao, you do not have to say, we all understand. Tomorrow see the newspaper!

Father: hey hey hey, wrong, wrong, wrong! Haha, I just gave you guys a joke to come. I am not her father, she is not my daughter, I am one of her ...... hometown ah. But I know that this child she is not easy ah, she grew up love singing, she survived to this point today she is not easy ah! You must not get on with her, you must help her ah, I represent her parents thank you! Miss Helen, I'm sorry you've been so much trouble because you're not capable of doing much to help your countryman. Oh, yes! Your mother asked me to bring you something. She knows that you love to eat melon seeds since childhood, this is her a few nights without sleep, one by one to give you stoned out, you eat it.

Hai: How is my mother?

Father: Yes, yes, yes. You can sing in peace. One day you will not be able to sing anymore, so come back. I've been looking forward to seeing you every day and thinking about you. There's another train at midnight today, so I'm going to Europe to shoot a movie.

Hai: You wait, you wait!

(Accompanying music starts)

Sutra: Ms. Helen, it's your turn! Love You to the Bone, go ahead! Sing! Sing! Sing!

Hay: (Singing) I was born in a small mountain village where my folks are. Father ...... ,,, I do not know if it is this,,, thank me, Sun mouth!