What script lines are there in Jing Yanggang's textbook drama?

The script lines of Jingyanggang's textbook drama are as follows:

Narrator: Song Wu left the bar drunk and stumbled on the mountain without looking back. Walking and nagging, I soon lay on the big bluestone and snored.

Song Wu: What ... what blade? ! Even if I meet him, I will take his headband home! ……

Narrator: Song Wu was still mumbling in his sleep, as if he didn't care, but he couldn't sleep well. Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the grass.

Song Wu+Narrator: (Suddenly wakes up and sits up) "What's that noise? ! Come out! "

Narrator: A big bug with white eyes strode and quickly jumped out of the grass. It shook its body and growled.

Song Wu+narrator: (startled, suddenly turned his face and shouted): "Oh! What a big tiger! I'll fight! "

Narrator: Not to be outdone, the tiger jumped up and pounced on Song Wu. Just then, Song Wuling flashed by skillfully. The tiger raised his ass again, and Song Wu once again cleverly escaped the crisis. The tiger didn't give up, but roared, and the roar echoed in the mountains, which had a huge impact on the mountains. The blade was thrown at Song Wu again, and Song Wu jumped back and slipped back.

Song Wu+Narrator: (Looking around and shouting at the right time) "Stay! Where to run? "

Narrator: The tiger was taken aback and paused. But because Song Wu was still a little nervous, the stick hit the trunk and broke in two.

Song Wu+Narrator: (barely calms down and talks to himself) "Oh, dear! Anyway, I'll go directly and punish you with my bare hands. "

Narrator: As soon as the voice fell, Song Wu rushed up, rode on the tiger's back, desperately grabbed the tiger's top flower skin, and punched the tiger's five senses with his fist until the tiger screamed and his blood flowed. Not only that, Song Wu also dug a hole and pressed the tiger's head down. The tiger finally stopped breathing with a howl.

Song Wu+Narrator: (Sitting on the bluestone for a long time, panting and speechless) "It's getting dark. Now another tiger, how can I fight? " I'd better go to the post first and come back tomorrow morning. "

Narrator: After that, Song Wu put on his felt hat and walked through the forest, dragging his tired body down the hill.