Children's Day crosstalk, nasty nasty nasty! The number of words is about 150!

B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope!

A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!

Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

No way. You don't even know what day it is.

Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! This is a holiday for all of us.

Oh, I see, today is National Day!

A: Ah, it's not 1 October1day yet.

B: That's Women's Day! Let us wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday.

(singing: mom, mom, honey ...)

A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!

Is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) Did the 7-day long holiday of 5. 1 make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't today Children's Day?

A: Ah! Are you kidding? ! ! !

B: I won't fool you. How can students laugh?

A: Ah! I'm a clown?

B: Look at your figure. You are not a clown. Are you an elephant?

A: Well, well, I won't argue with you on the big holiday!

Let's wish all the students a happy holiday!

Yes, but I can't!

A: Ah! What are you up to?

B: There are activities at school during the day. What can I do without me?

A: How about the evening?

Guess what I'm doing?

A: A rare holiday. You must watch TV!

B: vulgar! Your score is too low!

Ah, your score is very high. How tall are you?

B: You're welcome. I'm only a mile tall.

A: Ah! You are a star! No respect! No respect!

It's nothing. It's just an occasional show or something It is rare to show your face on the screen! In fact, you can too!

A: Me? May I?

B: Of course! Let the vast number of young friends have a look: look at this little head, smarter than a smart rest,

Look at this little mouth. More beautiful than a flower fairy. Look at these little eyes. ...

Please stop. Besides, I want the Japanese!

B: She's a super beauty anyway!

A: I won't tease you! How can I be so good? I make people blush!

However, male students usually call me cherry maruko.

B: (Secretly: Is she a cherry ball? I'm still taro watermelon! )

Great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station. (Pull by hand)

A: Hey, hey, don't pull me yet. I have to ask you first.

B: Is there anything else to ask? It is you! We have to hurry!

A: Your family doesn't own a TV station. Your dad is a big star. Who will let me in as a pupil?

Yo, you don't believe me, do you?

Yes, one of our pupils wants to be on TV, so Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse have long been unemployed? Let me guess. People won't even let me in the gate.

B: Then let's talk to the doorman's uncle!

A: Say it well? Do you want me to die in the street like a beggar: "Uncle, have pity on me, please pull, I won't live if you don't let me in!" "

That's because they are used by bad people. We don't have to be so miserable!

What should we say? We can only say, "Uncle, let's go in! We're not young, we're over 20!

B: Huh? Over 20?

A: Yes, two people together!

Do you still think he is senile?

A: Then he said, "Uncle, if you let me in, I will give you a big bottle of Wahaha." ? Drink my Wahaha,

The food is sweet. Mom, I want to-wow, ha ha!

Look at you. You are not famous yet. You advertise like a star! I'm telling you, it's not necessary!

A: Can I really get into the TV station?

B: Nonsense, to tell the truth, we are the hosts of today's "June 1st" gala!

A: Hey! We can also be hosts?

Sure, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times higher than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

So what will happen this year?

B: Listen to me this year.

A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?

B: that's not worth it! Last month, I wrote a letter to the TV station asking for the opinions of my classmates.

Talk about our thoughts and ideas in detail, alas! Guess what, people really adopted it!

Really?

B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and also said that I have a sense of reform and innovative spirit. That's amazing! Small ambition is big!

A: Wow! Students, let's applaud our big star!

B: (takes a sausage out of his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everybody's applause! I must do better than Sister Juping!

A: Hey! It really is like that!

B: (takes a bite) Ah! It tastes great!

A: Cough, cough! Why did you eat first? Tell me about the "June 1" party!

B: The main idea is that the big studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There are hundreds of birds forests, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and grasses, glass palaces and all kinds of big building blocks, which are shining with wonderful aura and colors under the changing computer lights.

A: It's really beautiful!

B: With classic children's songs from all over the world, it's really poetic!

A: The stage must be beautiful, too, right?

B: Of course! They are all the best schemes selected from the designs of small painters in various countries, and then integrated together.

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It is easy to get lost if you are not careful!

What's on at the party?

B: Wow! That's great! Let me introduce the cast first.

A: Who's there?

B: Here is the hero chorus "Singing the Motherland" in one hundred patriotic movies, which is performed by 65,438+000 young actors.

A: Good! Carry forward the patriotic tradition and strive for the rejuvenation of China!

B: This is a large-scale song and dance program "Our Festival" performed by famous cartoon actors at home and abroad, such as the Monkey King, Snow White, Magic Pen Ma Liang, Xiao Sanmao, Flower Fairy, Huluwa, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon and Crayon Shinchan.

A: Good! It symbolizes the world children's grand meeting!

B: There are chorus, ensemble, dance, sketch, acrobatics, martial arts, cross talk and drama on the stage.

Magic, games ... Anyway, you can do anything but pee!

A: Nonsense!

B: There are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers. The host invited our space hero Uncle Yang Liwei to meet with you.

Children thank parents, teachers and children artists who have worked hard day and night for our healthy growth!

A: Yes! Should, should!

B: Children's representatives from poor areas are also invited to take the stage to accept our holiday gifts and blessings.

We are hand in hand and heart in heart.

B: Young calligraphers, painters, photographers, poets and inventors perform live!

A: What a rich program!

B: Yes, the applause at the scene is definitely louder than snoring!

Who are the guests invited to the party?

B: Leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even Grandpa Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, is here.

Unfortunately, three important people are missing.

Who's missing?

President George W. Bush of the United States.

What a big shelf this old boy has!

B: What! I was burned in the backyard by the Iraq war.

How can you come and play with us?

A: Who else is there?

B: Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein!

His house caught fire, too?

Your house is on fire! Our old comrade-in-arms Lisa is on trial at the International Court of Justice! Besides, George W. Bush is not allowed to come!

A: Hey! What a pity! Who's the other one?

That is the famous terrorist leader-bin Laden!

A: It should be bin Laden, right?

B: It's all the same anyway.

What happened to him?

B: At present, I am hiding in a cave. If I call him, he won't even answer, and he doesn't know the address when he writes!

We really don't know how to contact him!

A: He'd better not come!

B: Why?

A: When he comes, there are only two people left in the big studio!

B: Where did everyone go?

A: At the sight of old bin Laden, he ran away!

B: Then why is there another one?

A: That's the big star!

B: Who is it?

A: Isn't the host not afraid of death?

B: Ah! It's me ! !

A: Who else is there?