Please help me find a comedy about the Beijing dialect, which is spoken in the native language.

This paragraph seems to be Wang Qianxiang and Li Zengrui make work, the first half is the introduction and translation of key vocabulary in the dialect, and then these words are linked into a paragraph of the leadership speech, first with the normal vocabulary of the Mandarin speak once, and then with the dialect of the vernacular to say once. The whole paragraph can not recall, but remember the last save the bottom of the baggage, you can according to this in the translation back.

Ladies:

The Northwest Third Ring Road reconstruction is tab on the time, God with us to play a new, out of the devil, the rain is slippery down a volt days, everyone a white hair sweat. However, you are good, there is no one work stranded car, not to mention the work of a cat cover shit. If you're hungry, you can go to any place, if you're thirsty, you can go to any pipe, and if you're sleepy, you can go to any place and get lost. It was you who gave us Beijing's share! That day came a foreigner, I had to lead him to the site to embrace, foreigners to the site of this embrace can not matter, froze the stupid old man happy ass!