Interesting Chinese crosstalk script

I recommend the comic dialogue The Wisdom of Chinese Characters.

Let me introduce myself first. My name is xxx, and I am a student in Class xx.

B Let me introduce myself, too. My name is xx, and I am a student in Class xx.

A On the occasion of xx Festival, first of all, I wish my beloved teacher a happy mood, smooth work, good health and all the best!

B I wish the teacher a good sleep, eat well, be young forever and live forever.

A also wishes the students a happy life, progress in study, superior intelligence and cool image!

B I also wish the students to study hard and make progress every day. Everyone likes them. Flowers are in full bloom.

A sends his blessing and asks you a question.

B I is always eager to help my classmates. If you have any questions, please ask.

Do you know Chinese characters?

B nonsense! I can read three-character classics and hundreds of surnames when I was born, and now I know more Chinese characters than the president of the United States.

A is not much better. I tell you, Chinese characters are the treasure of China traditional culture. They are broad and profound, and contain rich wisdom and philosophy of life.

B I'm a little confused. Can you give an example?

Of course you don't understand such profound knowledge. I'll teach you today.

B The full ears of grain are bent, and the dog's tail grass is raised high.

Don't be unconvinced, I'll show you today. Say, how do you write what you see?

Who wouldn't?

Attention, I'll tell you the philosophy. Looking at the upper and lower structure of the word, the upper part is actually a handwritten word, and the lower part is a target word, which means to put your hand on your eyes.

B Put your hands on your eyes (performing). Cover your eyes. what do you think?

Why are you blindfolded? It is to watch (perform) from a distance with an arbor.

B Oh, it's watching (performing) from a distance with an arbor.

What does A see?

B saw a large audience, but he just didn't applaud.

Armour put up the arbor to keep out the sun, so that we can see far, much and clearly.

B (holding a tree) sees far, much and clearly.

A Did you realize the truth?

B realized it.

What's the point?

There is no point in the audience not applauding.

You idiot. This tells us that to be a man and do things, we should have a long-term vision and not be short-sighted.

B after listening to your explanation, it is true.

A, just follow and study hard.

B Interesting. Let's give another example.

Another example is the word success, which has left and right structure, with work on the left and hard work on the right. What is the truth in this?

This tells us that only hard work can succeed.