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Happy big wolf joke. There can be more funny dialogue paragraphs.

One shot, hit the wolf.

Two shots, hit the wolf.

Three shots, hit the wolf.

Gray: You really want to betray! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Witch: My instructions will only arouse your anger. Look at boiling sheep again.

The boiling sheep is lying in the middle of the road and has been trampled flat!

Gray: Pleasant Goat, go to hell.

May: I'm not pleasant goat.

Gray: Go to hell, boiling sheep.

America: I'm not a boiling sheep.

Gray: Lazy sheep, go to the Western Heaven.

May: I am not a lazy sheep, I am a beautiful sheep! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Gray: That's right.

Beautiful: .................................

Lord Bao caught the criminal Grey Wolf and wanted to return it.

Bao: It's still in the middle of the road. No, it will affect traffic safety.

Bao: It's still in the garden. No, it will affect the rest of the residents.

Packaging: ....................................................

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Slow sheep call a few sheep together to see who doesn't worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries.

Pleasant Goat: I never buy foreign goods.

Boiling sheep: I never watch foreign movies.

Lazy sheep: What's this? I have never failed in a foreign language exam.

Slow sheep is extremely cold.

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf: My Dad

Gray: Dad, you used to fly. Why don't you fly now?

Grey Wolf: Mm-hmm. ......

Gray: Dad, you can still do magic.

Grey Wolf: I don't know magic.

Gray: Dad, you are lying. Mom touches you with a pot, and dad either bubbles or falls asleep on the ground, so you won't wake up. It's like being hypnotized.

Wolf: Oh, my God.

Cang Lang suffered a heart attack on the spot and couldn't afford to fall to the ground.

Gray: Oh. Dad was hypnotized again. Dad is doing magic.

Kotaro: We have been married for 20 years, and even if we die, we will die together.

Village head: What a fool and naive!