Looking for short double cross talk

Although the tree on the sheep is a little long, it is easy to recite words.

1: From a distance, far away. Some people said it was a gourd, others said it was a gourd, so they rushed over and took a risk in the water. They bet that it was job taking a bath. Job didn't come back from a business trip. That's a poem from the Tang Dynasty. It's a holiday today, so I'll throw caution to the wind. Now I'll teach you a cross talk with a sailboat.

2. Yes, tell a traditional joke, "Sheep in the Tree"

1: Because it is a theory, it is not very professional … not very professional … applaud for being unprofessional …

2: By the way, we are confident when everyone applauds.

1: I am a scientist and will always be awesome. I used to be in charge of the whole work in the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but later I was very tired and came out.

2: What are you responsible for?

1: elevator, very tired, you know?

2. I'm tired enough.

1: Holding my scientific instrument all day "What floor are you on?" "The fifth floor?" "Okay", very tired, you know? Then I came out, and now I have set up a scientific research institution myself. Every time we sit together, these scientists are studying the problem. I have made many inventions. There are countless great inventions and small inventions, not to mention small inventions. That's too much.

2: What about the big one?

1: big? Yes plane

2: Invent the airplane?

1: Right away, it will be very convenient for everyone to fly. It is very expensive to fly now. Nearby, seven or eight hundred dollars. In the distance, thousands. There will be no such worry in the future. In another month, there will be planes everywhere. Sales people are all on business trips by plane. Flight 90 1, Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, fare 5 yuan, please board. How interesting this is. The flight attendant stood at the door and shouted, "Go on, go on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat …" I'm sure you have a big seat. Go, go, go, sit back, be happy, be happy. The driver was also very happy: "All the seats are ready, we are going to fly …" It flew with a whoosh. Passing by a tall building, I want to shout "the one on the 80 th floor, have you left?" ? Let's leave now. How nice this is! Everyone is doing it in it, just like making a car.

2: It's a car.

1: this one here shouted, "stewardess, pour me a cup of boiled water." "Haven't you started yet? Watch the VCD first. "

2. Different places. this is

1: Here comes the baby. "Pee, pee ..." "Stop, stop, it's flying, there's no need to pee. Open the door. Hey, stand here and pee outside. " "Wait a minute, wait a minute, find a rope to put on your head and tighten it."

2: Why put it on?

1: If it falls, it will be lifted. It's open, but you can see it from the sky. Well, Yuquanying, the captain is also happy. "Ah, two bald men robbed my route again. Sit still. I want a super machine. A super machine. This is all high technology, high technology. The stewardess wants to tell me, "these are not two bald men, not two bald men, but flying saucers" and "aliens? Invite him? Invite him? Alien twenty. "Enjoy it, just like taking a bus. I later told the passengers: "Huangcun was blocked, Changping was forced to land, Changping was forced to land", and they were all thrown down. " The captain looked at his watch. It's still early. Why don't we run another lap? "You know, this is high-tech, and this is it.

2: Haha, Xiao Gong * * *

1: You haven't been beaten by a scientist, have you? Scientists know martial arts, and hooligans can't stop you. Are you bothering me?

1: Thank you for your support to scientists. We are fighting for our scientific career.

2: What else do you know?

1: Astronomy and geography know everything. We know everything about astrology, geography and history. Plants and animals. Do you know anything about plants?

2: I don't understand

1: That's it. You know leek, cabbage and this, right? Liu Yu Sang Huai, in view of the current situation, you know this. What we know is extensive and profound, all of which are rare plants far away from abroad. Look at panggezhuang, where Sue lives.

2. Is Pangezhuang a foreign country?

1: Isn't that near Jingkai Expressway? There is a very strange tree-cannibal tree. Have you seen it?

2: No.

1: It's over, it's over, the man-eating tree is very high. Standing like this, you have played there, you are tired of walking, you have a rest, you sit under the tree, and when the tree bows its head (squinting), you say, "Come on, do you have this?" The one next to him said, "No, no, no, just eat, you come, you come", "I'm partial to you, this is good, I don't have to pluck my hair". Click ... I hugged you for half an hour, then I opened it and set sail. Turned into thin air, leaving only a pile of sheep and scorpions. It's over. Very clean. It's gone. This is a man-eating tree.

2: O …

1: A little further, Zhao Cun, Ji Jia,

2: Or Pangezhuang's.

1: thousands of miles away. Don't make trouble. Here is a strange tree-indecent assault tree.

2. What is an indecent tree?

1: I don't understand. Go to Ji's house to borrow a Hong Kong video. It's the "indecent" kind This tree stands here, where john young played.

2. I am unlucky, too.

1: Tired, let's sit and rest. The tree looked, "Huo ... Come on, come on, how about this?" Next to the tree, "no, no, no, come on, you'll be bored." Click ... I hugged again. Half an hour later, I opened it again. You're okay. You stood up. Let's leave now. Go back and read the manuscript. A month later, you feel sick and especially want to eat sour food. You know, when I took photos in the hospital, there was a small sapling in my stomach.

1: indecent assault tree. Scientific research results, this thing is very deep, you know. Do you still want to hear it? If you want to hear it, you have to tick the ballot, or you won't say it. Xiaoji said some facts. Don't get emotional. Stop sitting and find a pen. We can wait and wait, but we won't say anything without ticking.

2. thick-skinned, dare to canvass, this is

1: I'm kidding, mainly because I sacrificed too much in the following paragraph, you know. Then let's get to the point. Scientists? No one doesn't understand. What I just said is plants, and animals understand it. Animals, do you understand? What you know is the present situation. I've studied it thoroughly. This is Daokou roast chicken, and this is Fuliji roast chicken.

2: It's all roast chicken.

1: Roast duck has also been studied. All kinds of animals, large and small, are invisible. For example, a sheep falls on a tree. This happened in America a few days ago. This is a very tall tree, and sheep eat the leaves on it. Everyone feels strange. The president of the United States called all the scientists in the United States, and no one knew about it. Finally, I was told that there was a man named Zang Zhigang in China, and President Bush called me. What happened? ""I don't know, I have the wrong number. "

National integrity, we won't tell him. He has never seen anything like this before. Later, Bush's secretary called me and said that if he went to America to make it clear, there would be a bonus of100000.

2: How much is it?

1:100000. I don't care about you. I'm very busy recently. The company is arranging Wang Yupeng to insure everyone. I have to hand in my watch when I go back during the Spring Festival, so I can't do it for more than a month. Can't leave, you know?

2. Alas, this is suitable for this. I want to learn this100000. I'll tell someone. I will take this100000. Hey, Mr. Zang, can you, can you tell me this?

1: Why?

2: I learned this from you, hahaha. ...

1: You ate something stolen and tried to bite ... What?

2. You tell me how the sheep got on the tree. I, I, I, I have100000, and then I will give you 5 million.

1: bah! I hate such people. Science is not fake at all, and it is impossible to use money and materials in it. If I like this, I'll buy a long-distance ticket myself and go by myself. I have to ask you to come back and share with me. If you really want to learn, ask me and I'll teach you. I am not conservative. I'm not conservative, I'm simple, I'm open ... In a few words, you'll understand that the money is yours. Take it home and marry your daughter-in-law. Don't let her think so. I'm glad to see it, too. Don't turn around with me It is so boring. I am a frank person. If I really want to learn from you, just say so.

2. Thank you, thank you, I will learn from you, I will learn from you.

1: You have a good attitude.

2. learn a lot.

1: Learning this thing requires an easy-to-understand explanation. There is an origin at the beginning, a story development and a plot background. I'll teach you how I learned it, in case you don't understand. I'll teach you how I learned it.

2: OK, OK, great. How did you learn it?

1: I studied as a son, but how can I be ashamed of our relationship?

2: Then I am not a son.

1: Less than two days.

2: Yao, you have to pawn it.

1: Otherwise, you can't learn.

2. Oh, to learn porcelain.

1: OK?

2: Good, good, good.

1: It was like this at first. There is a sheep in the tree at the junction of Shandong, Henan and Hebei. This is the earliest thing in our country. There is this locally. A college student went out to discuss knowledge the night before and passed by when he came back the next morning. He saw such a sample in the tree. He is very confused. I don't know what happened. He hurried home and asked his father for advice. His father is an old pedant and knowledgeable. At that time, the old man was resting in the house, and his son came back to call his father and invited him out. He discussed this knowledge with his father, who told him what was going on. This knowledge has been handed down. If you want to learn this, we must repeat the original scene. I play the old man, and you play the college student, father and son, okay?

2: Good, good, good.

1: But just this once, no kidding, it's about learning this knowledge. Well, when to learn and when to forget, then you will earn 80 million or tens of millions, all of which are yours. I'm definitely not hot. If you want to call me in the street, I will promise. If you don't want to call me, you can leave. Of course, if you have a conscience to see me, just ask: Dad, why are you going?

2: I'm going to take a shower ... I'm going to take a shower.

1: OK, that's what science is all about, OK? Speak in a dialect. "My dad, what are you doing? Come out quickly. " Hey, it's like this character.

2: Oh, a little accent. "My dad, what are you playing?"

1: Hey, right, right, right. You always do. Not at all. Look at this.

2. Isn't it for studying?

1: OK, OK, that's it. I'll play your father. I'll rest in the study inside. You can come back from outside, okay? Start (a disease)

2. OK, OK, let's learn something. If you lose, you lose. We will know later that this is not100000, right? Ha ha ha … well, I'll laugh at you. "My dad, come out."

1: Oh, what's your name?

2: I called you.

1: Who am I?

2: You are my father.

1: son

2: Hey

1: Call me, call me.

2: My dad.

1: son

2: Hey,

1: Call me, call me.

2: My dad.

1: son

2: Does he like this sentence or something?

1: Science is very rigorous. What's going on here? What are you?

2. I have to ask you

1: You asked me what you said. Why did you push me? You asked me if you had anything to say. If you don't say anything, just call me. I can't promise. It's such a simple sentence. As soon as you call me, as soon as I come out, you shout "My dad …"

2: Why did you change your father again?

1: This is an obvious kiss, otherwise, everyone doesn't look like a kiss.

2: Oh, I have to call my father.

1: Yes, call dad. You must bite the right words, science is very rigorous.

2: Hey, he went back. "My dad, you are quick to come out.

1: Oh, what's your name?

2: I called you.

1: Who am I?

2: You are my father.

1: son

2: Hey, Dad

1: Oh, what do you want with dad?

2: Why did you change your father again?

1: Dad sounds more real than that. Science is very rigorous.

2: Right, right, right.

1: My son, what do you want with your father?

2: How do you think this sheep got on the tree?

1: Listen to this.

2: Oh ...

1: Wrong again?

2. What's the matter now

1: This is an important point.

2. What's the point?

1: I have two words in this piece, both of which are matched. As soon as I say "listen", your "Kuang got zero Kuang". Oh, I can't wait with you.

2: Hi, I'm going down again. "My dad, you are quick to come out.

1: Oh, what's your name?

2: I called you.

1: Who am I?

2: You are my father.

1: son

2: Hey, Dad

1: Oh, what do you want with dad?

2: How do you think this sheep got on the tree?

1: Listen to this.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: Peach, red, willow and green all look good.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: A sheep fell on the tree.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: If you ask this goat how to put it on the tree.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: No mistake, no mistake.

2: Why is it wrong again?

1: This sentence is "a big drop". Oh, I was too anxious with you.

2: Then who knows?

2: "My dad, come out quickly."

1: Oh, what's your name?

2: I called you.

1: Who am I?

2: You are my father.

1: son

2: Hey, Dad

1: Oh, what do you want with dad?

2: How do you think this sheep got on the tree?

1: Listen to this.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: Peach, red, willow and green all look good.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: A sheep fell on the tree.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: If you ask this goat how to put it on the tree.

2. "Kuang zero Kuang one zero Kuang"

1: it is "big drop"

2: big drop. Don't go back, don't go back. Dadada dadada

1: How did this sheep get up? You silly child, I took it up.