How to perform a lottery winning story in comic form?

Short duo comic lines:

A:So-and-so, how are you?

B:Gently, gently. Don't be so loud.

A:What's wrong?

A:Why?

B:I'm looking for a place to move.

A:Oh, you're buying a new house. Then I congratulate you.

B:Don't say congratulations.

A:Why?

B:I've been congratulated several times recently. I've been congratulated several times lately, and I've been shivering. I'm going to have to move.

A:What kind of logic is that.

B:I want to ask you about someone, you know?

A:Who?

B:The Monkey King.

A:Monkey King?

B:Are you familiar with it?

A:Not familiar.

B:Who do you know?

A:No one is familiar. That's a mythological character.

B:Come on man, who is familiar with him, say something. I have something to ask him.

A:What is it?

B:I want to ask him to move my family to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea through the back door.

A:Dragon Palace?

B:If the Dragon Palace is tight, the Southern Heavenly Gate will do.

A:South Heavenly Gate?

B:There is really no place, live to the moon is also fine, as long as you can help me to do this, I will give him 10,000 yuan favor fee.

A:What a mess. Are you sick in the head or something?

B:I was forced to do it.

A:Who forced you into this?

B:There were too many people.

A:Why?

B:I can't tell you.

A:I can't tell you. I think you're out of your mind. Who would have nothing better to do than to drive you crazy.

B:You won't believe me even if I tell you.

A:Then tell me, let everyone hear it, and help you to come up with some ideas and comments.

B:Just here?

A:Of course.

A:What are you looking for?

B:I'm looking at the stage to see if there are any people I know.

A: Don't worry, there are only my acquaintances on the stage, not yours. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm sure you're a good person.

B:I'll tell you what?

A:Say it.

B:Lottery know?

A:Who doesn't know? I buy them all the time.

B:I bought one not long ago.

A:Which one?

B:The traditional sports lottery.

A:It's where you pick seven numbers at random from 0 to 9.

B:That's good.

A:The grand prize is to get all seven numbers in the right order.

B:Yes.

A:What numbers did you buy?

B:1313766.

A:Just one number?

B:It was a coincidence that day. I only had five dollars. I had three dollars for breakfast and two dollars for the number. It was a random number.

A: And you won?

B:I did.

A:How many prizes? (shaking)

B:Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

A:Five million? (Shudder)

B:After paying personal income tax, there is still four million.

A: (wildly shaking B's hand) congratulations congratulations congratulations congratulations.

B: Don't congratulate me, I'm going to die if I keep congratulating you.

A: You got so much money, how are you going to spend it?

B: My daughter-in-law said, to buy a new house, the latest decoration, furniture and appliances, all change light, sit on an airplane, shopping around, nothing to do, rubbing mahjong.

A: really enjoy.

B:I added a sentence, all together, change a bride.

A: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

A:What's that sound?

B:My daughter-in-law slapped me.

A:The!

B:Thinking quite well, I didn't sleep a wink. The next morning, before dawn, there was a knock on the door.

A:Who is it?

B:I'll open the door, Huo! There were hundreds of people standing outside the door, and when I looked closely, I didn't recognize any of them.

A:That's the wrong door.

B:No, someone is talking.

A:Who is it?

B: (Tianjin dialect) Congratulations, big brother.

A:You are?

B:We are members of the City Lottery Elite Research Society. We heard that you won the grand prize and we came to congratulate you.

A:Let's go after the congratulations.

B:You're not being very nice to me.

A:

A:

Buddy?

B:We heard that you won the Grand Prize ah, especially happy, did not sleep all night.

A:What are you happy about?

B:We've been discussing this all night, and we're going to elect you as the honorary chairman of our society.

A: Honorary Chairman?

B;We are going to spread the word about you?

A:How?

B:We are going to hold a great experience exchange meeting for lottery winners in the biggest stadium in the city. We're going to ask Zhao Benshan, my oldest brother, to host this meeting.

A:Zhao Benshan?

B:Originally we wanted to ask his brother to host?

A:Who is his brother?

B:Zhao Zhongxiang.

A:He's a good match for me.

B:Later, he went to Animal World to officiate at the elephant's wedding. The cost there is high.

A:Nonsense.

B:In addition to Zhao Benshan, there is his lover.

A:His lover?

B:You are really uneducated, Song Dandan ah. It's the one who took off his vest and turned into a snake.

A:You have culture. What a mess.

B:After Song Dandan turned into a snake, it was you who spoke.

A:I still talk.

B;Of course. You're going to talk to all of us at the meeting about how you learned how to win the award.

A:I was blinded.

B:You can't say you were blindsided. There is something to be learned here.

A:I'm not sure what I'm talking about,

A:I'm not sure what I'm talking about.

B:You're done talking, and there's our Standing Committee greeting.

A:Standing Committee?

B:Yeah, we're a regular organization at the municipal level. When we were founded, the city council issued a letter. We have a standing committee, a board of directors, a chairperson, an honorary chairperson, and a secretariat for specific tasks. I'm the secretary general of that secretariat.

A:Huo! It's really formal.

B:After the congratulatory speech, the next step is the members' thoughts and experiences about your award.

A:Where do they get off winning an award?

B:You don't understand. They want to talk about the eighteen reasons why this number of yours could win the lottery.

A:Eighteen reasons?

B:That's what we've selected after internal exchanges, and we've prepared thirty-six of them.

A:There are so many.

B:And then the next step is to give you a certificate ceremony.

A:Certificate?

B:Honorary chairmanship.

A:I forgot about that.

B:How can you forget? We can't forget even if you do. This is the climax of this meeting. It is also the theme of this meeting.

A:Then award it.

B:I have to give you a shout before awarding the certificate.

A:Go ahead.

B:Originally, we wanted to ask someone who had won the Grand Prize to give you this certificate.

A:What happened?

B:On second thought, you were the first.

A;There is no one in your society who has won the prize.

B:Aren't we still trying.

A:After the awarding of certificates should be finished.

B:No, it's not over.

A:It's not over.

B:There is still a show?

A:A show?

B:We're going to have Liu Huan, who sings the "Song of the Good Man," which is my favorite, and Han Hong, who sings "Tibetan Plateau," which I also love. At the end of the program is Jinggangshan, "Only You in My Eyes".

A:You're on to me.

B:After the show, we will have a meal, and we don't want any good food, just some turtle.

A:I'd like to eat turtle or just eat.

B:The last topic of the meal.

A:You have to work to eat. This attitude does not say.

B:We'll have to settle the score with you.

A:With me?

B:This money is not all you have to pay.

A:Ah! I'm the one who has to pay for it.

B:Look at this person. I've got four million dollars, come up with a million or so, and I'll go home with an honorary chairman, cheap.

A: A million dollars to buy a broken certificate is still cheap.

B:Didn't you buy a lottery ticket? The use of our Society is also used in the right way. There is a saying that what is taken from the people is used for the people.

A: This is all next to it.

B:You say this is what happened.

A:What do you do?

B:What to do? I can't afford to avoid it. I'll move.

A:That's a good idea. Where did you live?

B:The new village in the south of the city, the first floor.

A:Where are you going to move to?

B:I moved from the southernmost part of the city, to the northernmost part.

A:There are no new villages in the north.

B:How dare you live in a new village.

A:Then where do you live?

B:I'll tell you, you'll never guess.

A:Tell me.

B:Remember that water tower from the old days?

A: Yes, in the past, when the city was very small, the water was pumped to the tower and then put into the pipe, which was the tap water. Now it's abandoned.

B:I live up there now.

A:Can people live up there? I'm afraid it's more than 20 meters high.

B:The exact height is 28.5 meters. Not bad at all. Living up there, the whole city was in my eyes. I finally understand why the Japs built bunkers?

A:Why?

A:I can see farther from here.

A:This is not nonsense?

B:There's more.

A:What?

B:There's only one way up and down, and I can see anyone who wants to come up.

A:Who wants to go up?

B:You can't imagine.

A:You really want to go up there?

B:Yes, I do.

A:This time?

B:I was about to go to bed with my daughter-in-law the other day when I heard a tannoy shouting my name from below.

A:What do you need a tannoy for?

B:The way up and down is a rusty iron ladder, and I bought ten locks to lock the door. I can't hear you without a tweeter if you want to talk to me.

A:As for that.

B:I'm not afraid of people.

A:Good guy, really have you. What did you shout?

B: (Shaanxi dialect) An Hong, I love you! An Hong, I love you!

A:Is this shouting at you? Isn't this a movie line?

B:My name is An Hong too.

A:Who is shouting at you this time? It's not Zhang Yimou.

B:It's from the City Beggars Retreat Council.

A:Beggar?

B:Not bad! You think ah, I live so high, he can find, in addition to the beggar who has this skill.

A:That's true. Beggars are everywhere ah. They you do what?

B:Want to ask me to be the master of the Beggar's Association.

A:This time no need to pay.

B:They said, we are poor people, we are used to suffering, we want not much, just 100,000 dollars. Even if you have pity on us.

A: The poor want 100,000 ah!

B:I think, no way, I still have to move.

A:I moved again. Where did you move to this time?

B:I moved to the suburbs north of the city. I moved to the suburbs north of the city, where I lived in a farmhouse with a straw roof and no water or electricity. There was no water, no electricity, and all the guttering in front of the door.

A:Longshu ditch.

B:It's no better than Longshougou.

A:It's quiet now.

B:I guess so. I moved here. No one would have thought I'd have four million dollars.

A:It's not like you're looking for a good time.

B:My daughter-in-law quit.

A:What did she say?

B:You're a deadbeat?

A; deadbeat?

B:That's my daughter-in-law's term of endearment.

A:It's also a term of endearment.

B:Deadbeat, I thought you won the grand prize, our family can be happy for a few days, buy a new set of house, change the furniture, with brand new appliances.

And then take a plane, to the new horse Hong Kong Thailand to travel a trip, now good, the new horse Hong Kong Thailand did not go into, run to here and the stink of the ditch as neighbors.

A: This is the opinion of you.

B:I can't help it.

A:Talk some sense into it.

B:She also said.

A:What?

B:She said, I've thought about it, it's all because your winning numbers are bad.

A:What does that have to do with numbers?

B:That's what I asked.

A:What did she say?

B:She said, look at you, 1313766, sung in short form it's do-mi do-mi-si-lala.

A:There's nothing wrong with that.

B:She said, the harmonization is: bad luck bad luck dead la.

A:It's not bad!

B:I can't help it. Let's go to bed first.

A:Let's go to sleep.

B:I fell asleep and had a dream.

A:What kind of dream?

B:I dreamed that I lived on the moon.

A:I was neighbors with Chang'e and Wu Gang.

B:I thought to myself, no one will come after me now.

A:That's good.

B:There's a knock on the door.

A:Who is it?

B:When I opened the door, it was Wu Gang.

A:I came to see you.

B:What's the matter?

A:What did Wu Gang say?

B:Wu Gang said that I am the secretary general of the Moon Lottery Research Association. Entrusted by our chairman Chang'e, I've come to communicate with you.

Double Comedy Short Script II

A:Ladies and Gentlemen, today we're going to give you a comedy.

B:What is it about?

A:It's about a kind of person. A very peculiar kind of person.

B:Is it the one with horns on his head?

A:You have feet on your head, then you have hands on your ass.

B:I'm just that one.

A:You've got feet on your head, then you've got hands on your ass.

A:Which one?

B:I'm just going to go with what you said. Why are you making such a big deal out of it.

A:You took it without my permission. Is that still making a big deal out of it? To a lesser extent, it's an offense to me, to a greater extent, it's a great offense to me, and to an even greater extent, it's an offense to me as well as to my father.

B:Come on, let's get back to the point. How would you say that kind of person is peculiar?

A:No, you have to apologize to me first. After apologizing, I'll talk. I'll apologize, but I'll tell you what's peculiar about that person, it can be interesting, I had fun all day yesterday.

B:Okay, count me wrong. You can tell me now.

A:Those kind of people are the ones who love to take advantage of people with their mouths.

B:What's so strange about such a person, there are plenty of them in life.

A:There are a lot of them, but they are rare.

B:It's rare, there's one standing right in front of me.

A:Oh, wise eyes!

B:Ah, you're one of those people.

A:Yeah, don't you feel honored?

B:I don't get it.

A:You're standing in front of someone like me, a foot away, sneezing in your face. Don't you feel honored?

B:So, you're still proud are you.

A:Of course.

B:So tell me what you're proud of.

A:Think about it, the other side said a sentence, you refute the other side of ten sentences, and finally let the other side speechless, that is not a kind of superpower?

B:Oh, superpower, then you are Superman.

A:Almost.

B:Superman, fly me one.

A:You're not right, you've gone too far, how can you do this. You know very well that people don't come with wings, and you're actually telling them to fly one. It's too much to ask your friend, who came without wings, to fly one for you in public, in full view of the public.

Obviously I can't fly, I can't fly, I've made a fool of myself, I'm ashamed of myself, tell me, you've made your friend ashamed of himself, you've stabbed him in the back, you've betrayed his trust.

B:My God, what happened to me.

A:You said fly me one.

B:I'm impressed.

A:When you said admire, the muscles on your face twitched unnaturally, and although it took only one-seventh of a second, it was still captured by my fiery eyes. According to an FBI study of 124,124 members of the public over 20 years, you're lying.

That you would panic to the face of a friend, in broad daylight, and that you would say that a person like you, that you can lie to your face, shows that the vice of lying is deep in your marrow.

You tell me, lie to my face today, tomorrow you do not say to your wife, you do not say to your children, you do not say to your mother-in-law, you do not say to the leadership, do not say to the judge, do not say to the prison guards?

B:Wait, that's too much information, I need to rationalize.

A:You say, I have said what, you have to rationalize. Just like you, how can you graduate from junior high school, is not copied from the next old king's son Wang Xiao Wang. You say, you junior high school graduation, you have to rely on cheating, God is not open to eyes, how let me and you were born in the same city.

Old Wang ah, old father ah, how you live next door to his father ah, God is not fair ah, how can I know you, lose face ah, do people have no dignity which!

B:Wait, I rationalize." I copied the next door to the old king's son Xiao Wang."" Lao Wang ah, old father ah, how you live next door to his father ah!"

A:Understand?

B:Got it. You're Superman and I'm a human being. What's wrong with people copying Superman's test papers when they graduate from middle school so they can graduate from middle school. Not to mention I'm treating you to a big meal, are you?

A:Yes. But a packet of instant noodles, can it be considered a big meal?

B:No, but don't forget to add a sausage.

A:There wasn't one, I just chewed half of it, and you snatched it back.

The first half of the sausage was a sausage, but I didn't forget to add a sausage to it.

B:You such a mouth to take advantage of, very cool it!

A:You are not the worm in my belly, how do you know I am cool. Even if you are a roundworm in my stomach, you are a worm and I am a man, how do worms know if people are cool. You don't know if I'm cool or not, but you say I'm cool, aren't you.

B:I don't mean what I say, I'm a villain, I'm a hypocrite, okay.

A:I haven't even said anything yet, why are you giving up on yourself.

B:I don't want to give up on myself,

B:I don't want to give up on myself.

A:I'm still going to beat the crap out of you. I'm still going to beat the crap out of you. You are not only a villain, a hypocrite, you are also black, Buddha mouth, snake heart, cunning, cruel, unforgivable, full of evil.

B:I, I, how I am ten evils, full of evil.

A:You say, you such a person, you even live, you live, you have to eat and drink, and people a meal to eat a bowl, you can well, eat a bowl, but also to come half a bowl, the thing is out in that half a bowl, you exceeded the standard, that is called a waste of food.

You said that our country are carrying out the CD-ROM action, promote the virtue of saving, because you such a waste of food guy exists, and constantly give your family set a bad example, teaching bad wife and the next generation.

In this way, the public morality of our whole society is being dragged down, and it is difficult for the national quality to go up to the next level, so tell me, you, a person who is harmful to the country and the nation, is it not ten evils that are unforgivable.

B:According to you, I feel that I am really not a person, then what kind of person are you?

A:What kind of person am I, are you qualified to say so?

B:For the sake of I once invited you to eat a discounted meal, say it?

A:I am good for the country and meritorious to the nation.

B:Aigoo, I'm all ears!

A:I say more words, the mouth foam will be that horizontal fly a bit, then I will be dry mouth, I have to go to buy some throat lozenges, I buy ah buy, the drugstore will have business, the owner of the drugstore will be happy and smiling.

Then you can buy more goods, hire more salesmen, buy more goods, then you can drive the development of the pharmaceutical industry, hire more people, promote the employment of the whole society.

Think about it, great industrial development, great technological progress, everyone has a job, everyone has an income, what a wonderful society that would be. It all stems from me, from the fact that I love to talk.

B:Okay, I've had enough, what can I do to shut you up?

A:Lend me twenty dollars, I'm going to buy lozenges!