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A joke about typos, an excellent composition.

In daily study, work and life, everyone is familiar with composition. With the help of composition, people can achieve the purpose of cultural exchange. What kind of composition can be called an excellent composition? The following is my excellent composition of typo jokes, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

1 Chinese characters are unique to China, and their application in life is essential. Without Chinese characters, communication between people would be very difficult, but some people did not make good use of it, but made a lot of jokes with it.

One day, I was outside and suddenly needed to go to the bathroom. I saw some people coming in and out there. I thought it was the toilet, but I looked at it and felt something was wrong. I saw "Gong Ze" written on the wall. I think this should be a joke about typos. Anyway, let's go to the bathroom. After going to the toilet, there is an administrator next to it. I said to the administrator, "Is this word' public toilet' misspelled?" The administrator looked at it and finally realized that the word "toilet" in this public toilet was written wrong. Then the administrator took down the sign and replaced it with a new one, which was written correctly this time.

Another time, I went out to travel and wrote a letter to my mother. The letter said, "Mom, I live in the yellow wolf's house. She wakes me up every day. I went out for a walk today and saw a pile of cow dung. I ate a ton. " Mother was distressed when she saw this letter. In fact, the correct spelling is this: "Mom, I live in Huang Dalang's house. She wakes me up every day. I went out for a walk today and saw a bunch of snacks. I had a big meal. "

China's Chinese character culture should not be laughed at, so we should learn Chinese well and stop making jokes about typos.

A joke about typos. Excellent composition 2 There is a middle school student who always likes to write typos. Go to the countryside to experience life in the summer vacation and live in the landlord's mother's house. The old lady is very concerned about him. One day, he wrote a letter to his parents: "mom and dad, I live in the landlord's house, and I live with wolves." Every morning, she wakes me up ... "His parents read his letter, stunned, and cried and said," Help my son, he is with wolves every day ... "

The shouts of the couple alarmed the neighbors. They gathered around and asked about the situation noisily, vying to read the letter. After reading it, they gave them advice. Some said, "Why don't you go to the place where your son lives and fight with the wolf!" " Some said, "Call the police and ask them to help you save your son." Others said, "Go and invite the old hunters in our town. I heard that he is best at catching wolves ... "Finally, the couple called the police.

After reading the letter written by the child, the police immediately took action to take the couple to the place where the child lived.

Finally, they arrived, but what they saw was not an unexpected critical situation, but a beautiful scene of people living and working in peace and contentment. I asked a lot of people, tossed around all afternoon, and finally found their son.

At first glance, the police had wasted nearly 24 hours and almost detained the husband and wife for "reporting a false case". After the policeman left, the middle school student's father scolded him.

Alas, we can't learn this middle school student. We must be careful!