Crosstalk lines (suitable for primary school campus version, the most important thing is to be shorter)

A: Good evening, audience. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Have you found that our campus is becoming more and more harmonious and civilized? B: Yes! Creating a harmonious and civilized campus has brought us many benefits. A: Yes! The road is getting wider and wider. B: Come on, make it clear. What is this? Answer: Use your IQ to think about how to "tell me all the passwords of IP, IQ and IC" like Fan Wei. B: Show off! Just to be clear. A: Isn't this creating a harmonious campus? Everyone is busy improving their quality and ability! B: Yes! A: The reading room and library are crowded with people. Some people are crowded, some are oppressed, some are backward, and some are piled up. B: Oh! Bread a: almost. Anyway, your toes touch the heel of the person in front, and the shoulders of the people on both sides are the big arms and the small arms, and the small arms are closed. B: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. I feel like selling slaves. At least this is a vegetable market! a； What words! Does anyone take a book to the vegetable market to buy food? Are there any slaves who are undergraduates? B:No. A: Is there anyone who buys food quietly? Are there any slaves who don't resist B: No! If there is, it is also a dumb armor; That's right. The reading room is crowded with people, but strangely, the road is not wide. This has created a civilized and harmonious campus, with two more study rooms. Yes, I used to love shopping and watching movies, but now I love classes. Where is it? People call it that men and women study together and are not tired! People have to go to the postgraduate entrance examination! Really? Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? Do you think the postgraduate entrance examination is easy? Now I finally know why the buffalo is flying in the sky. It turned out that she blew on the ground! Hey, hey, what are you talking about? Who is blowing? A: Forget it. I won't argue with you. Tell me, are we dealing with that type? Of course, girls in love are radiant all day. A: Look, I am so young and lovely when I am not in love. This is called natural beauty (mom and dad can't help it) B: Smelly! ! ! People study by themselves until 10: 30 every day and recite many words: Wow, so motivated! Then I want to fall in love, too I'll let him do aerobics with me. One, two, three My slogan is to lose weight and be thin. B: Come on! Participate in everything! What, you wronged a good man! B: Remember! What we want is a harmonious campus. A: Do you think I am not harmonious? B: Civilized campus A: Do you think I will swear? B: Lovely campus A: Am I not cute enough? B: Come on, I really admire you. In order to express my feelings, I decided to say it with a song! A: Audience friends! Let's have more applause later! The little girl is thin-skinned and has no applause to cry. What should I do? Come on, clap! I don't care what others do to create a civilized and harmonious campus, as long as you insist on doing so. I believe that civilization and harmony will always accompany me. I know everything is not easy. I have always firmly believed in myself in my heart. I hope we can work together. We all need courage to face various obstacles. I can firmly create a harmonious campus and a civilized campus. A: Not bad. There seem to be two brushes. B: Of course, A: Copy guy, this is just bought today, and it can't be used yet! B: It looks like something else! Awesome! See what she can do. See what this is? (takes out the bamboo board) B: Just two pieces of bamboo! What are you proud of? A: No! It's two bamboos and a red rope! Haha B: Come on, you'd better get started! The people's audience is waiting anxiously. A: Let me say one thing first. Shall we talk about it today? Well, shall I say something today? B: It looks like a fake. I look at you. Go down if you can't speak. Don't be ashamed here! What are you doing? Look at people through the door, look down on them! We are 40 horizontally and 60 vertically, which is 2400! Oh, you're right. Stop dawdling, we are all waiting! A: Well, I'll say that building a harmonious campus means that everyone has a good life. The road is widened, and the reading room goes to buy food. B: What? Who went there to buy food? Answer: Go to the reading room to study, learn astronomy to see the stars, and learn geography to see the earth. B: A man that big has seen everything. If you interrupt me again, I will slap you in the face! B: Come on, go ahead, I'm listening (we're all listening, haha) A: Well, let me tell you slowly that our normal college has a new look and a new atmosphere! The spring breeze in March blows all over the campus, and it's so lively inside and outside the college, hey! In order to enhance our legal awareness and create a civilized campus, the college held the activities of "abiding by the law, creating a harmonious campus, and theme education month". This statement is true! A: After the mobilization meeting, ah, well, well, all departments and subjects are busy. Do thesis writing, give lectures, broadcast programs on TV, and go to primary schools for publicity. Alas, many activities still cost her a lot of money. Where can I find these expenses? Hey, where can I find them? Where can I find it? A: Get sponsored! B: You are a sponsor, another liar. A: Yes, what's wrong with sponsorship? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to everyone! I'm B: Do you want to get sponsorship now? A: Don't play with me, I'm not finished yet! "Come with me. Go to sponsor, the dream has awakened, and I am not afraid anymore. All this is just for sponsorship. Please give some sponsorship quickly. " B: Stop, stop, why are you sponsoring now? "Let me ask you: Do you have any other activities? Tell us all to see! A: Yes, listen carefully. In the fun football match, there is only one rule for men and women to enter the stadium together (competing on the same stage). Which one? A: When girls play football, boys are not allowed to grab it, otherwise it will be a foul! Yo, that's a good rule! High, really high! A: Let's play together! Who is strong and who is weak? That's not necessarily true. B: Right! Who is strong and who is weak, that is not necessarily! A: A lot of things happened in March, and all the young people in Huai Normal University were out of the pot. The cover character Ye Zhan Ao and a shy girl Sun Meili founded a poetry club. In the spotlight, she won the prize, and hundreds of clubs were all open, just like flowers in the water. B: That beauty, that beauty, that handsome guy A: I believe that under the leadership of the Party Committee of our college, our campus will be more harmonious and civilized. Listen: attention, travelers and friends. Come on, come on, let's hurry to buy tickets. I refuse to bargain here. Two yuan each. Not expensive, not expensive. Come and buy it. There is no shop after this village. Come on, give me the money. I will give you a 20% discount. Hahaha (secretly) A: Huh? I wonder why no one came to buy tickets. B:100,200, A: Huh? How does she make my money? Hey, don't run. Give me the money. Don't run, it's not the curtain call yet.