A book that makes you laugh.

1. Internet cafes surf the Internet. The stationmaster suddenly handed me a cigarette, which made me very flattered and hesitant. Why did you give me a cigarette for no reason? Is it my routine? Or do you think I have the demeanor of a successful person and want to be friends with me? The stationmaster said to me imploringly: Please, brother, put on your shoes. People who come to the internet say that I raise pigs in the internet cafe, and the whole internet cafe smells like pig manure!

2. There is a buddy who is very serious. Once I ate noodles in the canteen and got an unknown black object, so I told the canteen master that I was scolded. So this guy silently buys a bowl of noodles every day, eats it quickly, and then spits it out in public. ...

After three days, the noodles in the canteen were completely sold out, so I was the first one.

For four days, the canteen master knelt down and begged him to stop.

The couple were chatting in the yard when a gust of wind suddenly blew. The husband pointed to the small tree in the yard: Come, wife, hug that tree. Wife hahaha smiled: What, are you still afraid that I will be blown away by the wind? Husband: No, I'm afraid that little tree will be blown away.

In my family, my wife is very strict in educating her children, but I never mean to be mean to them. When my son was two and a half years old, I was playing with my wife one night. I hit her on purpose, and she pretended to cry to see how her son would react. Unexpectedly, my son ran over and hugged my thigh and said, well done!

There is a joke in the office. Chewing sweet potatoes at work in the morning. Then our manager asked: Anything else? Give me one. I didn't eat in the morning Then I gave one to the manager. As a result, after a while, this joke burst into laughter: Manager, you ate that mouth like a stone. The manager, with a black line on his face, said too much, and quickly handed me a wet towel: Sorry, manager, just kidding, come and wipe your ass.

6. girlfriend q: failure is the mother of success. What is the father of success? I cried and said that every time I spend money to help you empty your shopping cart, it is called payment success.

7. My boyfriend often says that his folks are very enthusiastic, and this time I finally saw it. On weekends, I accompanied my boyfriend back to my hometown in the countryside. When I saw my boyfriend leading his girlfriend back, my neighbors joined in the fun. When I left, the villagers stuffed chickens, ducks, fish, eggs and vegetables into the trunk of my boyfriend's car ... 0. Suddenly I got on the bus with one hand.