Students' etiquette sitcom performance

(The bell rings, the students sit down and the teacher comes in)

All students (standing up): Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. (Turn around and write on the blackboard)

Classmate 3: The ancients said.

Classmate 1: Classmate doesn't smoke and walks lightly.

Classmate 2: Classmates don't play cards. where is the money to come from?

Classmate 4: Don't cheat in the exam, and fart.

Classmate 5: Failure in English shows that I am patriotic.

Teacher: (patting the table) Be quiet. (Turn around and continue to write on the blackboard)

Classmate 1: (in a low voice) Come and pass the note. Take out a piece of paper, write it down and throw it to your classmates.

Classmate 2: Oh! ! ! Teacher's Shuai Shuai's boyfriend. Interesting. (Write it, or give it to classmate 3)

Classmate 3: Oh! ! ! There is also a strange fate! Very good! Let cudgel the icing on the cake. (Write to 4)

Classmate 4: Hee hee! It's good that the rumored boyfriend mysteriously appeared and the wonderful relationship was exposed. Bachelor, take it. (Throw it to classmate 5)

(classmate 5 didn't catch it, and the paper ball fell on the teacher's head.)

Teacher: (picking it up, very angry) You have gone too far. Whose idea was this? Tell me quickly!

(Students all point to classmates 1)

Classmate 1: (shaking his head quickly) Not me, not me.

Teacher: (pointing to classmates 1) People like you will be brilliant as long as you give them a little knowledge. Give me some ... (unfinished)

Classmate 5: Give some water and you will overflow.

Classmate 2: Give it to a hen and you will lay eggs.

Teacher: OK, listen carefully. (Turn around and write on the blackboard)

When the bell rang, the students ignored the teacher, went to get the broom and began to sweep the floor. The teacher had no choice but to walk out of the classroom.

Classmate 1: (After the teacher left) If you people were born in wartime, you must be big traitors.

Classmate 3: Clean up quickly so that you can go home.

After cleaning, the students walked past the teacher's window and saw that the teacher was carefully correcting homework and writing lesson plans. The students' eyes are red.

The end of the play-the end.

Absolutely original, big brother. I write very well. Do you have the heart not to take my answer as the best answer?