Who has the lines of Ma Zhiming's cross talk "Counting Treasures"? thank you

Performance: Ma Zhiming, Huang Zumin

This kind of cross talk is a form of Quyi.

B: That's right.

A: Quyi, also known as "what variety".

B: Well, that's it.

A: Juggling?

Hmm.

A: Play, play, change and practice.

Hmm.

Answer: Say, learn, tease and sing.

B: Everything.

I like singing best.

Oh, do you still like singing?

A: But I don't sing "dry singing".

Hey ... why are you still singing?

I can't sing without an instrument.

Well, where can I find a musical instrument for you?

A: Keep the change. Here it is.

B: Oh, just "seven boards"? Hehe ...

Ah, what? What?

B: Anything else?

A: Don't underestimate the "seven boards". Hey, don't underestimate the "seven boards".

B: What?

A: It's not easy to master.

What, it's not easy to master ...

A: It's not easy to master. Most people can't type.

B: This is ... ordinary people can't type?

A: I'll "go through the door" for you first. Listen to it.

B: Yo, is there a pass here?

A: ok, let's start with a "door" and an instrument. (hit the board and enter the door. )

Well, all right! Want to eat!

What do you mean by "eating"? What? This is called!

B: I see, ah. Playing this "seven boards" is called "several treasures", please!

Don't listen to him! No!

B: wrong?

A: Wrong, alas, wrong!

B: Huh?

A: Remember! Don't eat it if you hope-

No food?

Answer:-ask for money!

B: Oh … different!

A: It is not easy to say that this is a treasure.

B: why not?

A: Pay attention to makeup and singing.

B: Of course. It has to be.

A: We must achieve "three fasts".

B: which "three fast"?

A: Quick eyes, quick heart and quick mouth.

B: What is this "quick eye"?

A: We have a goal.

B: "Fast heartbeat"?

Answer: Fill in the words.

How about "say it"?

A: Then you have to sing it.

B: I don't know.

A: I counted 360 lines as soon as I entered the street, and sang whatever I saw.

B: That's right.

A: He is different from this ordinary beggar.

B: Why is it different?

Grandpa, here comes the beggar. Grandma shouted for a long time, but she wouldn't give it to them.

That's true.

A: Only these babies have come. You have to pay for one stop here.

B: Oh, you have to pay to come to Talbot?

A: Ah.

I haven't seen him. If he wants to see me, I won't pay him.

A: You have to hear how he sings.

B: I don't listen at all.

A: They gave it to you. Why not?

Oh, yes! I won't give it.

Nothing like you!

B: That's me!

A: Not as "axis" as you!

B: I'm so "axis"!

A: Not as abnormal as you!

B: That's how I twisted it!

A: not as stupid as you!

I'm just not a toy ... you're not a toy! How to speak?

A: They gave it to you. Why not?

B: You don't know. I have a nickname.

A: Nickname?

B: Ah.

What's your name?

B: My name is "porcelain cock, iron crane, glass mouse, glass cat." Don't pull a hair

A: Slide out?

B: That's right.

A: You didn't ask around?

B: Ah.

A: I also have a nickname.

What is your nickname?

A: Hammer.

B: What's with the hammer?

A: You are a porcelain rooster. I'm going to stick your tail off!

B: Wow! I have a nickname!

What's your name?

My name is Qian Rust.

A: How do you call it "money rust"?

B: That's right. Money rusts when it comes to me! "Money rusts"

A: Oh, my nickname is "Iron Brush"!

B: What does "iron brush" mean?

This is money for you. It's rusty!

B: You, don't bicker. If you don't believe me, let's have a try.

A: let's learn.

B: How about that?

A: Of course.

B: Come on.

Come on, lift this table-

B: Ah-ah.

A: Not the crosstalk scene.

So, what is this?

Answer: The cabinets of the buyers and sellers.

Oh, that's the counter.

A: Ah.

B: That's good.

A: Me, just like this.

B: Of course.

A: If you stop at the counter, you are the "house manager" of the seller. ...

B: OK.

I came here. ...

B: Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no! What do you mean by "inside the store owner"? I'm the boss's wife, right? !

A: No.

Does this make sense?

A: ... this ... shopkeeper.

B: You, regardless of this and that. I am the only big shopkeeper in this line.

A: Big boss?

B: How about that?

The treasurer is here. Stop at your door and I'll start counting, and you'll be ready to pay.

I won't.

A: I won't finish until you give it to me. I always count here.

B: You count. Anyway, you are still white (sweet potato).

A: ... How about "sweet potato"?

That's true. Ordering for a long time without giving money is not a "white number" (sweet potato)!

A: White potatoes don't count!

If you don't believe me, let's try.

Let's get started. Here we go.

Really?

A: (knocking on the door) "Oh-"

B: No, no! Wait a minute! You "Oh-",what are you doing? This is?

A: This is the rule of digital treasure.

What are the rules?

A: Before you sing, you must say "Oh-".

What is this for?

A: Attention.

B: Oh.

A: Like singing opera, it is challenging.

Oh, I see, I see.

A: Oh-

That's a challenge.

A: Oh-

B: Let's go.

A: Oh-

B: All right, all right! Are you here to fry geese? "Oh-"is endless, isn't it?

A: Start over, start over.

B: What, it's called!

Oh, this bamboo board is playing, and then (I) walk into the street. There are long queues on both sides of the shop. Both the buyer and the seller have this cover and signboard. Gold signs and silver signs are hung inside and out. It says here: special (this) price reduction, grand prize; It says over there: (this) is a free day. Come on. Say you'll come, and I'll come. (This) big shopkeeper is rich! I was impressed by your previous luck, so I came to ask for help.

One worships the monarch, one worships the minister, and the third worships a large number of manned people. There are a large number of people, and (my place) is vast. Master Liu Bei sits in Xichuan. Give up, and sit with Liu Han Bei, the 3,000-year-old escort minister. A big man looks at his beard, which means that the bridge collapsed three times. Xiahou Jie, when he fell off his horse, Cao Cao was afraid at first sight. (Door) I turned a corner there, and I turned to pay homage to this family. I worship him, but I don't worship you. There is no point in calling you a fool.

It's good to have a big shopkeeper. Standing at the door is a pleasure. Please give me some copper coins to take home to satisfy my hunger. The shopkeeper is easy to talk to. He has parted hair, bare mouth and a blue coat. It's a white folding fan in your hand, not your ass and face!

B: Cough! Go, go, go.

Oh, you asked me to go. I can't go. I have no money when it is dark. The old fool had to starve for one night. I asked the shopkeeper for help. If you want to pay me, I will leave!

Go, go, go, go!

A: Well, you asked me to go, but I can't. Who will eat when it's dark? Without a house and land, the old fool runs a few miles more. Don't say a word of refusal, and the poor are not exposed.

I see you just arrived?

Oh, boss, don't get angry. It wasn't me who came just now. Who he is, who I am, don't take Zhang Fei as Li Kui jy. I am me, he is him, and everyone has money to spend. Look, boss, you don't think of Meng Liang as Jiao Zan.

I mean you, what a coincidence! Our shopkeeper is not at home.

A: Oh, in a word, it's useless. You said the owner was not at home. You are always there when the shopkeeper is away, and you know better when you are always there. I don't think the shopkeeper can go far. If you have this business, take good care of him. Push from the inside out, push from the outside out, and you are the boss.

Yeah, it's me. Ah, it's me. What? I-I have no money.

A: Oh, you said no, I said yes. This ticket is in the drawer. You want money, if you don't take it, the ticket won't climb out; If you have money, if you don't move, the ticket will not jump out; Can't climb, can't jump, ask the shopkeeper to send it out.

B: I said, are you poor?

A: Oh, say I am poor, then I am poor. I am a good man who doesn't steal or touch. I don't steal, touch, rob or take. I can't help talking about this nonsense glibly.

I said, why did you ask me for money?

Oh, boss, listen to the details. I am the one who plays Zhou Dynasty and other countries. Confucius didn't have food for Cai Chen, thanks to the help of Fan Dan's ancestor. Lend you food, clothes, and Mi Shan and Mianshan until now. I don't care about monks and Taoists, whether you return to China, Korea and disciples of two religions, the Catholic Church, Jesus and Confucius.

B: Do you want them all? Do you know what I do?

A: Oh, I haven't read Amethyst since I was a child. I can't recognize your font size.

B: well, it doesn't matter if you don't know clearly. I'll tell you. I am a noodle restaurant.

A: OK! With bamboo boards, I took a big step. The shopkeeper opened a coffin shop. Your coffin is really nice. One is big and the other is small. The dead can't escape in it, and the living can't stand it. inside ...

B: No, no, no! Stop. Stop. Why did you come out of the coffin shop?

Didn't you say, open a coffin shop

Who said anything about coffin shops? Slice shop!

Slice shop?

B: Ah.

A: Slicing shops are boring. Coffin shops, coffins, coffins, officials promise to make a fortune.

B: Oh ... no, no, no. Get rich without opening a coffin shop.

Let's go to the coffin shop. One is big and the other is small. ...

B: Hey! No, no,no. okay, okay. Let's not deal with it, okay, I'm a noodle restaurant.

A: No introduction, no introduction.

What do you mean by "no introduction"?

A: I am familiar with the word coffin shop.

B: oh ... if you are familiar with it, I have to agree with you? Does this make sense? ! This is a noodle restaurant. Sing out the words if you have them. Nothing to say, go! Ah.

A: Non-cutting shop?

B: It's a noodle restaurant.

A: Slicing shop.

That's true.

A: With bamboo boards, I (this) took a big step, and the shopkeeper opened a ... slicing shop.

Hey, noodle restaurant.

A: How about that?

Oh, yes.

Slice shop, slice shop ... selling Daoxiao Noodles. ...

B: Nonsense!

Answer: The noodles sold in Daoxiao Noodles are white, high in quality and full in weight. Many of them are given. They are wide and thin, cooked, and taste particularly strong in the mouth. This is a good deal and can make a lot of money. ...

B: All right! How annoying! Ah! Very helpless, very rhyming, and not next to each other. I said, is this called "Jilaibao"? This!

A: Isn't that what happened at the noodle restaurant?

I can't make a noodle restaurant. What do you mean by "Taliban"? You must have a feeling, a rhyme and a board. ...

Is there a board?

B: Of course.

A: That's all right. It has rhythm. The bamboo board is jumping, and I (this) look up. This big shopkeeper sells Daoxiao Noodles.

Ah, yes. Sell Daoxiao Noodles.

This section is paved. You can play with broadsword. You need it this birthday full moon.

Hmm.

A: Speaking of noodles, let's talk about noodles. Mix them well, roll an egg, cut a big piece, cut a thread, go down to this pot and make a circle, and catch lotus petals in a bowl. Delicious and beautiful. One person eats half a catty, and the other three eat half a catty. Big boss doesn't count as an asshole.

Hey, you, asshole! Why are you wearing this swearing dress? !

A: No way. We know that. It's like saying the same thing, you know I'm on my way here, boss. Calculate, but I can't. You are ... being an asshole.

Look, I'm in a hurry!

A: My thinking is correct.

B: Right, right, right. Forget it, forget it. Oh, I can't open the section.

A: No?

I will change my business.

A: Change the coffin shop. One is big and the other is small. ...

B: OK, OK! Who changed the coffin shop?

Change what?

I-I sell popsicles.

A: How much can the popsicle cost?

B: I sell it for fun, not to make money.

I sell popsicles.

B: It's for sale.

A: OK. This bamboo board is really interesting. This big shopkeeper sells popsicles.

I sell popsicles.

A: You are really a good popsicle with a big head and a small head. ...

Oh, no, no, no! Why did the coffin come out again?

A: What's the matter? What happened? Where is the coffin?

Where can I find the coffin? What is this "big head and small head"?

A: This package is big at one end and small at the other. It's easy to take out, you know?

B: No, no, no! My popsicle is thick at both ends.

A: You are so awkward!

B: I'll just sell this embarrassing popsicle.

A: Your popsicle pays attention to hygiene. It is really boiled water and sugar frozen into ice.

B: Ah.

A: How about that?

B: Good! This word is ok, ah.

How about this word?

B: Good!

A: Your popsicle pays attention to hygiene. It is really boiled water and sugar frozen into ice.

B: Not bad!

A: Your popsicle pays attention to hygiene. It is really boiled water and sugar frozen into ice. Your popsicle pays attention to hygiene, which is really-

A, B: Boiling water and sugar are frozen into ice!

It's not over, is it?

Don't tell me.

B: Well, you can't keep singing this sentence!

What do you mean?

B: You have to keep singing!

A: Still have to sing?

That's true.

Eat popsicles ... eat popsicles ... this big shopkeeper eats popsicles.

B: OK! I'll get three popsicles to eat!

A: Eating popsicles and making tea will make you relax.

B: That's not diarrhea!

This is a popsicle. Pick it up. It's adzuki beans, oranges and bananas.

B: That's right.

A: The food is good, the materials are high, and I am not afraid of exposure or baking. They won't melt in the fire. ...

B: Hey hey! I said this is a popsicle.

A: Fire chopsticks!

B: fire ... why do you want to raise the chopsticks? ! This one. I said, I'm not selling popsicles.

A: Not for sale?

I-I run a bathhouse.

A: Bathroom?

B: How about the bathhouse?

A: OK! Yes, there is.

B: Ah.

The shopkeeper opened a hall shop with bamboo boards. ...

B: OK ... Hey! No, no. Ah! What do you mean by "Tangzipu"?

A: It's a bathhouse!

No, I didn't say that! "Second brother, where do you take a bath?" "Me, Tangzipu!" Does it make sense? Does anyone talk like that?

A: This is understandable. Who hasn't?

B: I can understand, but I can't! Don't talk like that, you have to call a bath hall!

Do you have to take a bath?

B: Only the shower room.

A: When the bamboo board hit me, I left in a hurry. The shopkeeper opened a bath hall.

B: The bathroom.

A: Your cousin stresses hygiene. It's really boiled water and white sugar frozen into ice. ...

B: No, no, no! No, no. Why is it frozen into ice in this bathhouse? This!

A: Yes, yes.

What a pity! The word popsicle doesn't work! Ah!

A: Your cousin talks about hygiene, which is really-the towel is white and clean.

Well, that's more like it.

If you want to take a bath, come in.

B: Yes.

A: It's the smell of pancreas, and the towel is white.

B: That's right.

A: This big towel is around the waist, but it doesn't cover the head.

B: No Baotou, ah!

A: There is warm water and hot water. The hotter, the better.

B: OK.

A 68-year-old man came to the pond and laughed. He was dizzy and his eyes were blurred, and he fell down at a big party.

B: Yo!

A: Dude, take it out as soon as you see it.

B: What's the matter? This is?

I feel dizzy.

B: Cough! How nice it is that you wash less!

A: How about that? Sing it?

B: It's hard to say. It doesn't matter.

A: Give me the money! Cut the crap and take the money!

B: It's hard to say what he does. Yes! Give you a penny!

A: How much is it?

B: A penny.

A: A penny?

B: Ah.

Hey, boss, take a look. I've been singing for a long time and I'm sweating. How to eat this penny? Ask the boss to change it.

Change? How much do you want?

A: Well, I'm not ashamed of counting treasures either. I'll take whatever you give me.

Oh!

A: What do you mean by cotton-padded jacket, coat, otter hat, leather shoes, scarf and big gloves? Summer sleeping mat, mosquito net, big stove, electric light, telephone, light bulb; This car, building, cash and checks, tables and chairs, bonsai children, hats and mirrors, even manned.

Oh! I'll hit you if you talk nonsense again!

A: Oh, boss, you talk big and you stare at me.

B: What?

A: If we want to fight, (we) will go out of the street and fight here, lest we cheat strangers.

Oh!

A: If you want to fight, fight west. It's not worth fighting. If you want to fight, we'll go to the north, with a sieve!

B: Ah!

If we want to fight, we'll run due south. It is a lot of treasures. The more fools we collect, the more people we have. We're going to tear down your rabbit hole!

Oh! Not to be taunted! Look at you, my business, close the door!

A: Oh, Celie, it's running. This big shopkeeper is blocked at the door. It is said that plugging in the door at night is afraid of being stolen. Why plug in the door during the day? Hit it with a bamboo board, be careful, it's probably dead.

B: Yo! I can drive.

A: Oh, bamboo board, big step. The shopkeeper opened a coffin shop. Your coffin is really nice, with a big head and a small head. ...

B: Stop, stop, stop, stop! Why did you come out of the coffin shop again?

A: The dead.

B: Who died? Where is the victim?

A: There are no dead people. Are you out of business?

B: Who doesn't do business? I, we have something at home. ...

A: What's the matter?

Can I close the door for one day?

A: What's the matter?

B: What's this? It is a good thing! Happy event, I get married, marry a wife.

A: Marry a wife?

B: How about that?

A: Even more money!

B: it doesn't matter if you give money. You have to have good words!

A: Of course!

B: Then you sing.

A: Listen!

B: Sing.

Playing with bamboo boards is really interesting.

B: Yes.

A: This big shopkeeper marries a wife.

B: Yes-no, no, no! What do you mean by "marrying a wife"? What is this word, this?

A: It's upside down. It's upside down.

What a pity! This!

A: It's really accurate to play with bamboo boards. The shopkeeper marries his wife (sound: pink).

b； No, that won't do either!

Once the tone is set, the boss will marry his wife.

B: What word?

A: The bamboo board is playing, and the boss is going to marry a wife. ...

B: Cough!

Bamboo boards are banging and tinkling. You and your mother are married. ...

B: You marry your mother! You marry your mother!

What don't you want to marry? Get married? You know, thinking about words.

Don't say these words when you are thinking!

I will think about it,

B: I've figured it out!

A: Celie, I'm in a hurry, boss. You are married!

B: OK! My house is "sparse" Are they all scattered?

That won't do either?

No, this is too much.

A: Well said, it was a wonderful time. I'll come when the shopkeeper gets married.

Well, that's all right.

A: This relative and friend stood in front of the hall and laughed.

B: That's right.

There is a gong in front, followed by eight sedan chairs and eight sedan chairs. They were carried through the door and the bridesmaids came to help the couple. It's a red carpet, a happy carpet and a happy table. There is a pair of wax-loving incense burners in the middle. Worship the land, set the sky, worship the ancestors, worship the ancestors, and pay homage to the husband and wife.

B: Good!

A: Your new house is really beautiful, with a big head and a small head. ...

B: It's still a coffin!

Extended data:

China traditional folk art Yulaibao. Popular in northern China, it is a means for beggars living among the people to beg for money. One or two people rap. Hit it with a bamboo board or a cow beard tied with a bronze bell. Commonly used sentence patterns include six sentences of "three, three" and seven sentences of "four, three", which can be broken, and two, four and six sentences can be rhymed. At first, artists rapped along the street, and they all improvised words. After entering a small amusement park to perform, the rap content has changed. Some artists sang China folk stories and historical stories, which gradually evolved into Allegro books and became popular with Zhu Laibao.

On 201111month, Dulaibao was approved by the State Council to be included in the fourth batch of national intangible cultural heritage representative projects.

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