Lines from "Crosstalk"

"Taking Cross Talk" Now let us perform cross talk for everyone: "Taking Cross Talk", our cross talk is about... Hey, why did you come up wearing a skirt?

This is called a coat.

Oh, now this is called a big coat. In the past, it was called a big coat. In the past, it was called, sorry, sorry. I am a young man. Sometimes I don’t understand you, an old guy.

Who is that old thing? No, no, it’s just the one you’re wearing. I mean the old thing you’re wearing, just your coat (reaching out to pick up the coat) Don’t move (hitting his hand) Young man, you young people should do the same.

Respect and understand our traditional art. Who says we don’t understand it? If I do, tell you, I not only respect and understand our traditional art, I am also an expert in the improvement of traditional art.

Also an improvement expert.

Hey... just give me a traditional cross talk and I can change it on the spot.

Oh, how can you change it, how can you change it, how can we change it if it becomes popular.

Like this, you give me a traditional cross talk in front of the judges and the audience, and I can change it on the spot. Well, let's do it.

Now give us a traditional cross talk.

Which section are you coming from?

You are a fool.

You are a fool!

No, it's just you. It seems that I am really a fool.

Oh...the one you are talking about is Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Chu.

Yeah.

This is one of the eight screens of our traditional cross talk.

Give me half a fan.

Are you buying meat?

No, no, tell me a paragraph.

Say one.

Give us a good show.

I'll tell you, listen, and think about it again.

Xiang Yu, the overlord of the Chu State, had worm-like eyes and had 8,000 soldiers under his command.

Hey... stop, stop, stop.

This is not enough for half a fan.

Regardless of whether it's enough or not, if you say this, you won't be popular.

Why can't it become popular?

Do you know who said this cross talk best?

Who?

Crosstalk senior Mr. Liu Baorui, that’s right.

Mr. Li Jindou, a famous contemporary artist.

That's right.

Mr. Jay Chou, a famous Taiwanese speaker.

Jay Chou!

Yes, that person’s oral skills are so good!

Is that what he calls Guankou?

What I mean is, if you want to be popular with your cross talk.

You have to say it to someone else!

Who should I replace, Yi Zhongtian?

Yi Zhongtian!

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Familiar?

It’s the one from the Three Kingdoms!

Why!

That’s really hot!

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have a look.

However, we can’t invite such a big shot!

I'm coming!

You can learn from Yi Zhongtian!

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Teacher Yi is my idol!

Yeah?

Our names are very similar.

oh!

His name is Yi Zhongtian, what about you?

Half of the sky!

This is my online name!

Look at the name of this website.

It doesn’t matter whether the name is good or not, the key is to learn it tastefully.

Then you can learn from everyone.

Let’s talk about the Eight Screens from Teacher Yi Zhongtian.

We have to listen carefully.

(Hands on the table) What are you doing?

This is the table.

Oh, Baijia Forum!

Why!

(Coughing) Let me tell you, Li Tingting was thinking about the time when there was a LEN in the Chu State named Xiang Yu, nicknamed Overlord!

So why do you call him Overlord? Why?

Because there are poems to prove it: Oh, my strength is overwhelming Shanxi, my power is overwhelming the world. What does this sentence mean? What does it mean?

I just want to tell you that LEN Xiang Yu is very strong! It is said that he can grab his own hair and lift himself up. Ah!

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Normal LEN can't do this, but the LEN next to me can do it. Applause welcomes him to weigh himself up, oh, no.

Don't applaud. Even if I pull out all my hair, I still can't do it.

Oh, Li Zuo can't do it. Alas!

Oh, just think of it as a joke. He really knows how to joke.

First of all, let’s talk about Xiang Yu’s appearance.

What does Xiang Yu look like?

The book mentions that he is a stranger with double eyes! Oh.