Kneeling for Lao She's Story An Outline of Lao Zhang's Philosophy

Lao Zhang's philosophy is "gold standard and trinity", and his religions are three: Hui, Ye and Buddhism; There are three occupations: military, study and business. There are three kinds of dialects: Mandarin, Fengtian dialect and Shandong dialect. His ... three kinds; His ... three kinds; Even taking a shower is only three times in a lifetime. Taking a bath is a trivial matter, but in order to understand Lao Zhang's behavior and thoughts, it is necessary to explain.

Lao Zhang only bathed three times in his life: twice he had a successful career, and the other one is still unknown, although he was born in China, where everyone is a "prophet". The first time was on the third day after his birth. The midwife washed him like a little mouse in a copper basin. The second time was the night before his wedding, and he went to Qingshuitang to wash himself. This time, the cost of two copper coins is still recorded in the account book. This is an indisputable fact in Lao Zhang's history. As for the next time, according to the speculation of most prophets, if it is implemented, it will definitely be passive. In short, it is "washing your body".

Washing corpses is a Muslim custom. Does Lao Zhang believe in Muhammad? To answer this question, it seems that we should focus on the economy and be closer to the truth. If it never rains but it pours when the price of mutton is low, it is not difficult to draw a conclusion that his will has the tendency of "preparing six small pieces and a bowl of pure religious seats according to Muslim funeral instruments". Friends and relatives who are naturally used to drinking and mourning can also take this for a change. ) and the problem of body washing may be solved next to it.

However, it is really difficult to accurately predict the fluctuation of meat prices after ten, twenty and thirty years; Moreover, Lao Zhang has neither mental determination to die nor physical depression, so astrologers infer that Lao Zhang still has a life span of ten, twenty or thirty years, which is as difficult as judging the rise and fall of meat prices after ten, twenty or thirty years.

When pork is expensive and mutton is cheap, it will come back. When pork and mutton are expensive, it will become a Buddha, and it will treat you. When it is a pleasure, why not?

Jesuits were spread to China, not far from Wan Li, which only believed in the devil and didn't know the kingdom of heaven. Old teachers are sometimes happy to invite believers to talk at home. They can say "tea please" instead of "dinner please". Inviting tea is naturally the custom of western civilized people. In terms of benefits, eating and drinking tea is much worse; However, when China people go to foreigners' homes for tea, the "flattered" mentality has overcome the idea of caring about interests.

This wonderful method was learned by Lao Zhang. As a last resort, he invited his friends to have tea at home. Doing so can make a friend understand that he is taught by a foreigner himself, and as for saving a sum of money, it is nothing. The man imitated the old priest and said in flat Chinese, "It's 5: 15 tomorrow afternoon. Please walk from your house to mine for a cup of tea." Especially Lao Zhang's stunt.

Doing business is for money; Being a soldier, for money; Running a school is also for money! Teaching, doing business and being a soldier at the same time will make you rich and powerful! This is called "Trinity"; This is the so-called "money standard trinity".

Accordingly, three kinds of speech, three kinds of religious beliefs and three baths are all implemented in accordance with the philosophical ideal of "Trinity".