The legend of 208 dormitory

In September, 2004, ten girls came to XX Normal University with beautiful expectations. The first thing they saw was the shabby and narrow dormitory 3-208. Ten girls from different parts of the country will live in such a house for the next four years? At that time, everyone was probably dissatisfied and afraid, but it was this narrow space and harsh environment that created opportunities for us to help each other, provided us with many conditions for creating fun, and laid the foundation for bringing up 208 ten sisters who are like brothers! Now I will share with you one of the 208 legends.

The dormitory is on the second floor, with many corners, which creates good living conditions for mice from the ground. Sisters put more things, and the dormitory directly became a playground for mice, and they could be heard moving day and night.

One night, the boss suddenly felt as if a ghost was calling and woke up in a daze. A lion's head appeared in front of him, and the boss suddenly woke up, scared out of her wits. At this time, the "lion" looked up and turned out to be the top four. Because the mouse rummaged through everything, the action was too violent. My sister has lived in a superior environment since she was a child and has never experienced such a situation. She thought that a ghost had entered the house and was too scared to sleep, so she asked her boss for protection. Eldest brother knew that he had the responsibility to love his sister, so he didn't care about telling his fears, so he stroked his back, comforted and enlightened him until the fourth child fell asleep.

The next day, the boss found that the new suitcase he bought with a lot of "silver dollars" containing Guangxi native products had been bitten beyond recognition by rats. The next morning, the second child got up and went to the toilet. He happened to find a little mouse on the bed opposite the fifth child. In the face of people and mice, the screams of the second child are naturally powerful, and the whole dormitory is awakened. The fifth child was very scared. He refused to admit that he had an affair with rats, so the whole dormitory decided to set up a rat-beating group to carry out a ruthless and comprehensive attack on rats. As a result, as soon as the mouse appeared, all the girls shouted and screamed, rushing headlong, especially Lao Ba, who performed extremely well. In less than two minutes, he killed a mouse leader with agile skill, and Lao Ba was naturally awarded the glorious title of "Rat Killing Hero" by everyone.

From then on, the mouse didn't dare to show up easily, but just as the sisters were immersed in the joy of winning the rat war, the mouse who was unwilling to fail hurt us in a more vicious way. At first, several sisters in the dormitory were itchy and broke out in a rash. Later, almost all the sisters in the dormitory had this symptom. As soon as they touched the quilt, they slept more itchy in bed, and some sisters finally got too itchy to sleep. According to reasoning, we think that the mouse is retaliating against us. They must be running around on purpose, spreading bacteria in our bed.

After discussion, the sisters decided to disinfect and relieve itching, so they put on masks, hats and coats, armed to the teeth, moved all the things in the dormitory to the aisle, and began a one-day decisive battle between man and mouse. This planned and purposeful action not only gives us a comfortable living environment created by ourselves, but also deepens our sisterhood and leaves us with the most distinctive family photos! Hehe, if you really want to know the special production method, please send a private letter to 208 sisters! Tel: 5842469

In the second semester of my sophomore year, I passed CET-4 and CET-6, and all 208 girls passed CET-4 and CET-6, and two passed CET-6! There are also six top students in the final exam in 208, which has attracted much attention. Everyone guesses, are all the women living in 208 smart? But the boss always thinks he is the number one fool; Is it because everyone works hard? But Lao Si is lazy. Why is this? After scientific research, 208 sisters found that 208 dormitory is a treasure trove of geomantic omen. As long as you live in 208, you will have good luck! At that time, I wanted this discovery to be widely known, but I was afraid that boys who failed CET-4 and CET-6 would be forced to stay at 208, so I kept it a secret. But it is not too late to tell you. If your children are unfortunately admitted to XX Normal University in the future, you must remember to let them live in the lucky 208!

On the group day of 65438+February 10 in 2006, all the sisters of 208 performed a modern version of "Green Flowers in the Army" and added a unique cha-cha ballroom dance. The night before the performance, this dance was improvised. During the performance, the sisters all wore bloated cotton-padded jackets, and the sound effect was very poor. The classroom floor is slippery, and the effect of dancing can be imagined. In particular, the boss's dance movements were actually seen by a boy as preparatory movements before hitting people! Hey, how sad it was then!

At the New Year's Party on June 65438+1 October1,208 sisters made up their minds to make a turnaround. The party was held in the ballroom, but the program of 208 was not a dance, but a drama "New Edition of Butterfly Lovers", which was fully enjoyed by everyone's eyes, ears and heart. The wonderful performance of the sisters not only brought endless happiness to everyone, but also won the unanimous praise of the whole class. Compliments. In the last free dance time, the boys were surprised to find that 208 danced in an orderly way, much like that! That night, the sisters not only happily recovered the face lost in the group day activities, but also won the praise of Zhou Dage and the envious eyes of the boys. Their faces sparkled. At 1 am, some sisters were too excited to sleep and chattered. As a result, I was severely condemned by the dormitory next door and had to stick out my tongue and get into bed!

If oxygen is active, then it is true that our sister in 208 is an "oxygen sister"! Because whether you are singing, giving speeches, sketches, fencing competitions, volleyball, basketball, table tennis and model competitions, you can find our 208 sisters active. Although there is no good result every time, many interesting stories will happen every time.

I remember that when the boss participated in the audition of "Top Ten Singers", Lao Si, who claimed to be good at makeup, personally went into battle to make up for the boss and spent two hours designing makeup. Old four thinks it's perfect! But the boss just finished the game and walked off the stage, when a teacher frowned and asked the boss, "Who put on your makeup?" Why are you so poor? " The boss was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into. Back to the dormitory, I looked at it carefully in the mirror and found two black and thick silkworms crawling lazily on their eyes, even their eyes looked lifeless. The whole face was salvaged from the white flour jar, except for white, which was simply white! Is this the perfect makeup in the eyes of Lao Si? This is just a trick! Since then, the 208 sisters no longer believe in the aesthetic vision of the old four!

The 208 sisters who are very ladylike on weekdays occasionally do impulsive and crazy things. I still remember one weekend night, several sisters were so bored that they didn't sit or stand in the dormitory. Later, Lao Ba, who had been depressed in bed for a long time, suddenly shouted, "Let's drink! ? ""good! Ok! " The second child and the sixth child responded positively. Although the young man and Laojiu dare not touch alcohol, they are also willing to be service angels. So, the sisters who stayed in the dormitory took out all the change. When the service angel bought beer and "side dishes", others had already put the table together, lit candles and made all the preparations. Without dazzling lights, we started a crazy wine-making activity under the flickering candlelight. One cup, two cups, three cups,,,,, With a glass of beer, our brains become extremely active, and more and more philosophical truths appear. Only in this way can we deeply understand why poets like Li Bai like to drink. It turns out that wine can inspire inspiration and truth. Although our lady image disappeared that night, we drank happily, spoke freely and lived smartly. We have greatly passed the concealment of Poet Fairy! Later, old four, old seven and old one returned to the dormitory one after another, and the sisters were all together. There are more and more members in our cocktail party, drinking more and talking more and more. That kind of feeling is warm except intimacy! It was a crazy and unforgettable night!

Laojiu, the second child of 208, studied electronic organ, the third child studied guzheng and the sixth child studied violin. Old four, old five, old seven, old eight and old four all learn dance. 208 was an unprecedented event at that time, and it was simply an era of "a hundred schools of thought contend and a hundred flowers blossom". The 208 sisters are ambitious, and they are going to hold a large-scale party integrating cultural activities such as dancing, singing and playing the piano before graduation, which will be dedicated to all compatriots in the political and religious circles in 2004 for free. But it was so shocking to dance later, and the young ladies downstairs often found fault with us. Later, they actually said that our dancing made their dormitory leak. Everyone wondered, we are so heavy, can we shake the water out of the cement ceiling? In any case, the dancing sisters dare not dance any more, or the building will fall down and become our sin! Guzheng, electronic organ and violin were also forced to stop studying for various reasons. After the internship, some of our sisters moved out of school to contribute to the cause of love, so our idea of performing on the same stage for everyone can only become a dream for the time being, but you don't have to be disappointed. Maybe we will realize this dream in ten years. Welcome everyone to enjoy it for free!

By the way, the rest of our sisters in 208 have been forced to move to 3-502 and adopted a strange pigeon. I heard that she is a bird of our 04 political work, but she doesn't know who the current Communist Youth League secretary of 04 political work is, and she doesn't remember who the last monitor was, let alone the name of the monitor of freshman and sophomore! Therefore, our sisters are going to continue to carry forward the spirit of unity and mutual assistance in 2008 and make unremitting efforts to restore this pigeon's normal intelligence!

Dear friends who are reading this article, do you know the surnames of the characters described in the article? You don't know? That's not important. We will provide you with the following tips. I believe that through these tips and your clever brain, you will be able to uncover our mystery. Come on! How about challenging your brain?

Eldest brother is talkative and likes to "bully" his younger sister, which often attracts seven old VIII's "keen". As long as Lao Ba stands out, he can feel four big characters-"Resolute". Think about how a resolute person speaks with some weight, so that she can have the courage and strength to compete with her boss! As a result, the dormitory often staged a "war of words" between the boss and the old seven. Although the boss refuses to accept it, he really admires Lao Qi's seriousness, responsibility and carefulness, and secretly learns from Lao Qi! There is also a powerful role in the dormitory, belonging to the old eight. Her personality is as hot as her figure, and she loves to fight against injustice and uphold justice. She is not only the spokesperson of our dormitory super S-shape, but also one of our 208 guardian stars! We have two classical beauties in 208. Perhaps before their people appeared, you already felt a faint wind of classical elegance. When they come into your field of vision, you will feel that they are just two fresh beauties coming out of ancient fairy pictures! These two men are the third and oldest in 208! Although they all belong to gentle and virtuous classical beauties, here is a brief description of their beauty in order to distinguish them. The third child belongs to the authentic classical beauty of China, with exquisite facial features and exquisite carving; Lao Yao has heavy eyebrows and big eyes, and has the demeanor of an Indian beauty. Of course, some people say that she looks like a Xinjiang beauty. It depends on everyone's own judgment! What you see above are all the big names of 208, but please don't ignore our four little men, they are the essence of our 208! Lao Liu was not only a learning leader in 2008, but also a top student in our government in 2004. Oh, we are lucky. We can often eat delicious food that Lao Liu exchanged for scholarships. When we eat, we always ask her to continue her efforts. Lao Liu is very obedient and gets scholarships almost every academic year. Of course, while satisfying our appetite, she also won honors for Lao Liu and 208. She's too smart. Why not? There used to be a pair of "twins" in the eyes of many students. Although there is no such thing in essence, you can't blame everyone. Who made them as tall as usual in the first three years of college, almost inseparable and similar in temperament? But now tell everyone their differences and don't make any mistakes, or they will be angry! A bachelor is a typical petite and lovely beauty! It is difficult to find her in public, but when I see her, I will think of many beautiful adjectives such as tenderness, kindness and cuteness, and I want to take care of her, love her and protect her. But in fact, Laowu is a girl who often helps others to protect others. She is not only a professional listener, but also a professional spiritual comforter. If your young heart is hurt, just look for the fifth! The second child will often appear in public, because she likes and is good at playing table tennis and volleyball, and she also likes writing. In addition to publishing articles, the second child began to keep a diary from the sixth grade of primary school, and this habit has persisted until today. This is the proudest thing for the second child and the most enviable thing for us, because we always forget many important things, but the second child has a good memory. She almost remembers everything her sisters went through together, even what happened with the whole class. If you can't remember anything, go to the secretary at once! If you want to say "the most active" in 208, it must be Laojiu! Where she is busy, she runs, electronic organ, she can play; Chess, she can play; China's calligraphy, she can write; Flowers and plants, she can draw; Body dance, she can dance; Song, she can sing ... piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is not behind in everything. We can't think of any activities that she won't do and activities that she doesn't like. So she is the most active all-round talented woman in 208, and she deserves it! There is also a heavyweight in 208, that is, the beautiful old four! Old four is very watery and looks like a Korean girl. Especially after The Romantic Room was broadcast, she changed her hairstyle. Ha, just like Yan Hui! However, her brain is not as good as others. Not only is she not as scheming as others, but she doesn't even understand what others say. When we were chatting together, after the chat, she suddenly opened a pair of confused big eyes and asked, "What were you talking about just now?" At this time, the impatient old eight will wish to crack the skull of the old four and see what is inside. What have you been thinking about all day? Why can't you always keep up with the beat! Even so, we still think Old Four is super cute, especially when she is crazy. I also want to remind boys who are distracted not to get close to our fourth child easily. Not only can her beauty charm boys, but she also has a unique skill, that is, ballroom dancing. Her graceful dancing can charm a large number of boys! So boys, be careful, be careful to be killed!

Life in 208 is really full of endless fun! Sisters are always so lively and active, doing what they like and enjoying the happiness that belongs to us. Our stories are many, many, even if we don't write a complete class graduation yearbook, hehe, but for everyone's benefit and a place in each dormitory, our stories are here to share with you! I hope our legendary story can bring you laughter!