What are the funny and humorous tongue twisters

Tongue-twisters are also known as anxious tongue order, eat mouth order, argumentative tongue order, and so on. Is a kind of folk traditional language games, because it is a number of double sound, superimposed rhyme words or pronunciation of the same, similar words, words intentionally concentrated together, composed of simple, interesting language rhyme, require fast read, so read up to make people feel rhythmic, interesting. The following is my collection of humor and funny tongue twisters for you what, just for reference, welcome to read.

1, the long worm around the brick pile turn, turn after the brick pile drill brick pile.

2, seven plus one, and then minus one, plus and minus equal to how many? The first one is the one that you have to add and subtract, and the second one is the one that you have to add and subtract.

3. The big knife is against the single knife, the single knife is against the big knife, the big knife fights the single knife, the single knife takes the big knife.

4. You are also diligent, I am also diligent, production of concentric soil into gold. The workers and peasants are brothers and sisters, and they are united by their hearts and minds.

5, three mountains stand four water, four water around three mountains; three mountains and four water spring always, four water three mountains four times spring.

6. There is a drum hanging on the wall, and a tiger is painted on the drum; the tiger scratches the drum, and a piece of cloth is used to make up for it. I don't know if it's the cloth that makes up the drum, or the cloth that makes up the tiger.

7. Mouth says leg, leg says mouth, mouth says leg loves to run leg, leg says mouth loves to sell mouth. The light moving mouth does not move legs, light moving legs do not move the mouth, not as long as the legs and mouth.

8, Division Command instructions: four regiments of ten companies stone company commander with forty people in ten days at four forty-four minutes on time to arrive at the Division Command, the division commander to convene the oath of division.

9, there is a store door facing south, the door hanging blue cotton curtains, take off the blue cotton curtains, store door facing south; hanging blue cotton curtains, store or door facing south.

10, before the mountain there is a Yan round eye, after the mountain there is a Yan eye round, two people before the mountain than the eye, I do not know is Yan round eye eye round, or Yan eye round than Yan round eye eye round?

1, Xiao Guo painted a red flower, Xiao Ge painted a yellow flower, Xiao Guo wanted to take his red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, Xiao Ge put his yellow flower for Xiao Guo's red flower.

2. There is a goose standing on the slope, and below the slope is a river. Wide river, fat goose, goose to cross the river, the river to cross the goose I do not know is the goose across the river, or the river across the goose?

3. Ninety-nine oxen, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine pounds of oil. Cattle back oil basket twisting away, oil basket wear basket leakage, ninety-nine pounds of a basket, there are still sixty-six pounds of oil left. You said that the leakage of a few dozen pounds of oil?

4, care about you I only care about I care about you whether you care about you care about me, I care about you whether I care about you and care about you I care about me care about you the same as I care about you!

5, eight little white rabbits, living in eight prongs and eight corners of eight houses. Eight children want to catch eight white rabbits, scared of the white rabbit, dare not live in eight prongs and eight corners of the eight houses.

6, crows standing on the back of the black pig said black pig black, black pig said crows than the black pig black; crows said it body than the black pig black mouth is not black, the black pig listen to laugh hey hey hey hey.

7, one and a half cans is half a can, two and a half cans is a can; three and a half cans is one and a half cans, four and a half cans is two cans; five and a half cans is two and a half cans, six and a half cans is three full cans; seven, eight, nine and a half cans, please count how many cans.

8, beard riding a donkey, camel picking snails, beard knocked over the camel's snails, camel dragged the beard's donkey, beard went to hit the camel picking snails, camel came to hit the beard riding a donkey, beard hit the camel, camel hit the beard.

9, there is a tiger in front of the mountain, there is a monkey under the mountain. The tiger chases the monkey, the monkey fights the tiger; the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey fights the tiger.

10, purple porcelain plate, holding shark's fin, a plate of cooked shark's fin, a plate of raw shark's fin. Chi Xiaochi took a porcelain spoon, to eat steamed shark's fin. A mouthful of shark's fins just to the mouth, fish thorns into the teeth, the pain of the small pool pat leg scratching teeth.

1, the stone lion temple in front of forty-four stone lions, the temple in front of the tree knotted forty-four astringent persimmons, forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, forty-four astringent persimmons to eat forty-four stone lions.

2. September 9th, nine drunken fans drunk. Nine glasses of wine, nine cups of wine, nine drunken fans drink nine mouth. After drinking nine mouthfuls of wine, they poured nine cups of wine. The nine drunkards picked up the wine, "gulp, gulp" and nine mouthfuls. Nine cups of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, drink nine drunken fans of wine.

3, a gourd of wine nine two six, a gourd of oil six two nine. The oil of six-two-nine, to change the wine of nine-two-nine, nine-two-nine wine, not change the oil of six-two-nine.

4, Phoenix sister, embroidered phoenix, embroidered a golden phoenix put gold light, embroidered a silver phoenix put silver light, embroidered a pink phoenix put pink light, embroidered a red phoenix put red light, embroidered a yellow phoenix put yellow light, Phoenix sister, embroidered phoenix, embroidered phoenix will be light.

5, garlic noodles, noodles with garlic, eat garlic noodles counting garlic cloves; noodles with garlic, garlic noodles, counting garlic cloves noodles with garlic.

6, the appointment is appointment, the person's name is the person's name, the appointment can not be said to be the person's name, the person's name can not be said to be the appointment.

7, brother sat melon basket over a wide ditch, over the ditch basket leak melon roll ditch. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was the first time I'd ever seen a kid in the world.

8. Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree, seven nails on the wall. The seven nails in the wall are seven nails in the wall. Seven warblers are driven away. Seven pieces of ice are broken by banging. A wind blows seven lamps. A dark cloud covers the seven stars.

9, you will stew frozen tofu, you come to stew my stew frozen tofu; you will not stew frozen tofu, do not stew mess stew bad my stew frozen tofu.

10. The stretcher is long, the bench is wide, the stretcher is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the stretcher. The stretcher is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the stretcher to be tied to the bench.

Humorous and funny . What are the tongue twisters 4

1, the old Qi want to go to sell fish, coincidentally met the old Lv to hold a donkey, the old Qi to use the old Lv's donkey to pack fish, the old Lv said that the old Qi want to use my old Lv's donkey to pack fish will have to give me the fish, not to give me the fish, don't use my old Lv's donkey to pack fish, the two fight to fight to go to the set of the wrong.

2. The mouse met the tiger, the tiger bit the mouse. The mouse avoided the tiger, the tiger could not bite the mouse, the mouse avoided the tiger.

4. The melons are hanging in the shed, the melons are hanging in the shed. The wind is blowing the melon, and the melon is touching the shed. The wind is blowing the shed, the shed is touching the melon.

5, "black and grey fertilizer ash will be volatile hair grey and black taboo for black and grey flowers will fly; grey and black fertilizer will be volatile hair black and grey for the taboo to fly flowers into grey

6, a class of a Huang He, the second class of a Wang Ke, Huang He, Wang Ke, the two engaged in the creation of a yellow He engaged in woodcutting, Wang Ke writing poetry. Huang He helped Wang Ke to write poetry, Wang Ke helped Huang He to engage in woodcutting. As a result of collaboration between the two, Huang He completed the woodcut, Wang Ke wrote a good poem.

7, black to black ash fertilizer ash will be volatile hair gray black taboo for black ash flowers will fly back; ash ash black fertilizer will be volatile hair black ash for taboo fly flowers back to ash

8, blue cloth Liu Lan Liu, cloth blue Liu half Liu, Lan Liu pulling the plough to plough the ground, half Liu sowing to pull the columbarium.

9, the old Luo pulled a car pear, old Li pulled a car chestnut. The old Luo is known as Dali Luo, the old Li is known as Li Dali. The old Luo pulled the pear to make pear wine, the old Li pulled chestnut to change pear.

10, playing the south came a mute, waist don't have a trumpet; playing the north came a lama, hand carried an otter. The lama with the otter wanted to exchange the otter for the horn of the mute with the horn; the mute with the horn did not want to exchange the horn for the otter of the lama with the otter. I don't know whether the mute with the horn hit the lama with the otter with his horn, or the lama with the otter hit the mute with the horn with his otter. The lama went home and stewed the otter, and the mute played the trumpet.