Complete rural wisecracks

1. There is a fool in our village. He is so dark that everyone is afraid of him.

2. The chicken is carrying a rice bag and shaking.

The chicken is not afraid of the wind, and the king asked me to patrol the mountain.

4, you are a big old man, ran out of the net, isn't it a little floating?

5, chickens are not afraid of the phoenix, although they are chickens, they can also be eagles.

6. Our pigs don't eat or drink. Standing there like a stupid pig.

7. You are a hairy monkey, you can't tell black from white, your eyes are as big as walnuts, the tiger's nose is upturned, its mouth is like a red column, and there is a pile of human hair.

8. You are the wind and I am the sand. We will cooperate to blow sand.

9. Our pigs sleep after eating, eat when they wake up, and sleep all day.

10, the chicken squeaks behind, the duckling buzzes behind, the cock crows, and the dog barks.

1 1, city and country, one prosperous and one simple. Some people yearn for city life, while others yearn for rural life.

12. After watching Li's video, I suddenly felt very moved. It may be that China people yearn for rural life in their bones, the unrestrained life that men plow and women weave, and the slow-paced life is dull, comfortable and full.

13, idealistic, emotional, ambitious, does not like stability and conformity. I just want to make money, meet the needs of my family, and then do public welfare.

14, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, don't worry and fear about some things, everything becomes slow and simple. Comparatively speaking, I really yearn for that kind of country life.

15. Now more and more people like rattan bracelets, regardless of gender, age. The integration of traditional things and modern life is a yearning for pure rural life and a spiritual sustenance.