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The lines of the sketch "Kidnapping" are as follows:

Gao Xiumin: Hey, you idiot! Big fool!

Zhao Benshan: What are you yelling about? Don't call me a stage name in front of everyone, okay?

Gao Xiumin: The father.

Zhao Benshan: Hey.

Gao Xiumin: If you ask me, don't sell this turn!

Zhao Benshan: Don't say that. I don't sell. It takes work and materials to realize this transformation. I haven't slept for a day and a night. If I don't sell, I won't lose money.

Gao Xiumin: The streets are full of good legs and feet. Who will buy your things?

Zhao Benshan: You don't know my merits yet, and you call me a liar. I can fool you into living a good life with the adulterer and the young couple. I'll lie to him and say goodbye. Today I am a kidnapper, and I can trick him into limping with a pair of good legs!

Gao Xiumin: Haha, you can forget it.

Zhao Benshan: Believe it or not?

Gao Xiumin: I don't believe you can fool a man with good legs?

Zhao Benshan: That's my strong point.

Gao Xiumin: I don't know what your strengths are yet. (to the audience) Our child's father is very interesting. I heard that Wang's accountant bought a motorcycle cover, Si Lengzi bought a motorcycle helmet, Zhang Sansao couldn't sleep, and other families sold sleeping pills. Lao Zhao Sanya was getting married, and even sold pink underwear and flower bras at his door.

Zhao Benshan: Stop it. This is called the market. Pay attention to the advance!

Gao Xiumin: Sometimes you make mistakes in advance!

Zhao Benshan: This turn was a mistake.

Gao Xiumin: I heard that Lao Zhang locked his post. He broke his leg with a wagon and got up early in the morning to make this pair of crutches for others. As a result, they hit it hard and went straight to the wheelchair after discharge. This crutch is not sold, hahaha, hahaha, alas.

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, I'll kidnap this couple today.

Gao Xiumin: Then the streets are full of legs and feet. Who will buy it?

Zhao Benshan: Honey, let's find a good one and sell it to him today to see my bluff.

Gao Xiumin: Then why don't you lie?

Zhao Benshan: Where there is a will, there is a way, understand? Give me a shout.

Gao Xiumin: I won't fool you, just do it yourself ~

Zhao Benshan: Look at me and blink, will you? Hey, someone is coming, shout.

Gao Xiumin: Ah, a turn. Oh, turn, turn! Turn, turn! Turn around!

Fan Wei: I said, what are you directing? You knew where I was going, so you made me turn.

Zhao Benshan: Shout for sale.

Gao Xiumin: Oh! Sell,

Zhao Benshan: What do you sell?

Gao Xiumin: Turn around.

Zhao Benshan: Connect.

Gao Xiumin: Kidnapped! Kidnapped

Fan Wei: Huh? What's going on here? Who wants to kidnap you?

Gao Xiumin: No, he sells people.

Fan Wei: Are you selling people?

Zhao Benshan: What kind of eyes are you looking at, abduction, so you can sell and you can buy!

Fan Wei: What's wrong with you? This is,

Zhao Benshan: What's the matter? Mind your own business.

Gao Xiumin: We are lovers, and we are playing here!

Zhao Benshan: Hehehe, we are a family. We play here!

Fan Wei: This couple, during the Spring Festival, sold their wives to play ~ ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ ~

Gao Xiumin: Kidnapping.

Zhao Benshan: Gee ~ ~ It's dangerous ~ ~ He is very ill ~

Zhao Benshan: Get off. Very serious.

Gao Xiumin: What?

Zhao Benshan: It's too serious.

Fan Wei: What are you talking about?

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, it's none of your business.

Gao Xiumin: What's the matter? Is it serious?

Zhao Benshan: You should tell him. It is dangerous not to tell him about the disease. It's okay. I think there's something wrong here. My wife won't let me talk, and you can't believe it. Go ahead, it's okay. Hehe, it's okay. Let's go

Fan Wei: You are such a nag.

Zhao Benshan: It's too late to find the disease!

Fan Wei: What's wrong with you? Say something nice during the Chinese New Year! What's going on

Zhao Benshan: Relax. See that something is wrong. Well, you don't believe me.

Fan Wei: You must tell me whether I believe it or not. What happened?

Zhao Benshan: Regardless of your illness, I know what you do!

Fan Wei: Ahem, I know what I'm doing. What should I do?

Zhao Benshan: You are the big boss in business.

Fan Wei: What?

Zhao Benshan: That's impossible.

Fan Wei: Nonsense,

Zhao Benshan: You.

Fan Wei: Did Big Boss survive?

Zhao Benshan: Working in a hotel.

Gao Xiumin: How did you know he was in the hotel?

Zhao Benshan: I smell chopped green onion. Is it from the hotel?

Fan Wei: So, what do you think I'm doing in a restaurant?

Zhao Benshan: master chef!

Fan Wei: Hey?

Zhao Benshan: Really?

Gao Xiumin: Gee, how do you know he is a chef?

Zhao Benshan: Big head, thick neck, either rich or a cook! Is it? Is it a chef?

Fan Wei: Wow, OK, OK. Do the math, you guessed it,

Zhao Benshan: Not really?

Fan Wei: Ah, ah, yes, this profession is absolutely correct. So what did you just say about me, saying it was serious and late? What is that?

Zhao Benshan: Can you believe it?

Fan Wei: You must say it before I know whether I believe it or not.

Zhao Benshan: I haven't felt a part of you recently, which is different from before. You think, you think hard, you tell the truth,

Fan Wei: I don't see any difference. I just feel my face is getting bigger and bigger.

Zhao Benshan: By the way, this is not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big?

Fan Wei: Why?

Zhao Benshan: It's the necrosis of your peripheral nerve that makes it bigger.

Fan Wei: Where are you holding back?

Zhao Benshan: Below the waist, feet up.

Fan Wei: Legs?

Zhao Benshan: Yes!

Fan Wei: No, there is nothing wrong with my leg!

Zhao Benshan: Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps without illness! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps to see a doctor!

Fan Wei: OK, two steps, two steps, two steps, two steps.

Zhao Benshan: Stop! What's wrong with your shoes?

Fan Wei: Is there a problem?

Zhao Benshan: One high and one low?

Fan Wei: These are sports shoes!

Zhao Benshan: Yes, your leg is sick and one leg is short!

Fan Wei: There is no such thing! If I want a long leg and a short leg, the pants seller will tell me!

Zhao Benshan: Did the pants seller tell you that you still buy pants, just like my heart?

Fan Wei: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: You know what? Let me adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs are as high as my hands. You can raise them as high as you can. When I tell you to fall, you can fall as you want, okay? Believe it or not? Leg designated sick, right leg short! Come on, get up! (Fan Wei cooperates)

Zhao Benshan: Stop! Are you numb?

Fan Wei: I'm numb

Gao Xiumin: Why is he numb?

Zhao Benshan: Stamping will numb you!

Zhao Benshan: Are you numb? Are you numb?

Fan Wei: I'm numb.

Zhao Benshan: Get up, get up! Don't be empty, the leg 100% is sick, don't be empty, relax! Let's go Go, go, go. Go on, don't stop. Would you like to go with me? Let's leave now. It will get better slowly. You go ahead.

(Fan Wei cooperates)

Fan Wei: Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God!

Zhao Benshan: You go!

Gao Xiumin: Oh, my good leg is lame!

Fan Wei: What do you mean?

Zhao Benshan: Did you see that? My wife saw it. She said you were suddenly lame.

Fan Wei: Sister, why didn't you find out earlier?

Gao Xiumin: If you don't meet him, you will be lame.

Zhao Benshan: I have already transferred it to you.

Fan Wei: Dude, what's going on? This?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, you twisted your leg when you were young.

Fan Wei: No, I twisted this.

Zhao Benshan: It's moving! I moved to this leg, and then your career was very bad for you. So you are not a spoon, but a pier cutter. You always push this leg hard, and it's getting heavier and heavier. The light is tiptoe, the heavy is femoral head necrosis, and the late is vegetative!

Gao Xiumin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell?

Gao Xiumin: I said, this is my first time to watch you play, hahaha.

Zhao Benshan: I'm sick!

Fan Wei: Brother, what medicine should I take?

Zhao Benshan: Drugs don't work!

Gao Xiumin: Don't let people take medicine during the Spring Festival. Come on!

Zhao Benshan: Look, my wife knows crutches!

Fan Wei: A cane?

Zhao Benshan: Please sit down.

Zhao Benshan: After crutches, your legs gradually balance and get better little by little. At the beginning, an old man saw my leg was sick and worried about money, so he wouldn't let me see a doctor. Finally, she was disabled.

Fan Wei: What about you?

Zhao Benshan: There are steel plates in it, which can't be turned back.

Fan Wei: Is this a broken leg?

Gao Xiumin: Old man, our legs are fine.

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? All right, good legs. Who is on crutches?

Fan Wei: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: That turn isn't.

Zhao Benshan: Don't be fooled!

Fan Wei: Oh, sister, will you stop fooling around? This is a discussion between patients about their illness. What do you always use to match it? This is, I see what's wrong with this leg.

Zhao Benshan: No legs. Listen, I'll walk with you. I used to walk. It's over.

Fan Wei: Oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, it's so serious.

Zhao Benshan: How many pairs of shoes have I lost? !

Gao Xiumin: Don't be blind. Didn't you get kicked out when you lost your shoes?

Zhao Benshan: Can the leg be removed? How much are your shoes?

Fan Wei: Well, 220 pounds.

Zhao Benshan: 220? Just a pair of money.

Fan Wei: Where can I buy crutches?

Gao Xiumin: Oh, big brother, don't you get it? He just wants to sell you this pair of crutches.

Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about? Get over there! What are you selling? What do I sell? Why are you like this? Wouldn't it be over if a woman picked it for him?

Fan Wei: No.

Gao Xiumin: Not for sale!

Zhao Benshan: Will you stop it? Turn!

Fan Wei: Ah, big brother! Oh, brother, I can't ask for it for nothing. I have to pay.

Zhao Benshan: I know your personality. If her woman wants money, you can't get rid of it. You want to save face. When you say I don't want it, you look down on you, right? I still have to, give half, a hundred.

Fan Wei: Hey, all right.

Zhao Benshan: I told you to hurry with you!

Fan Wei: OK, OK, OK.

Zhao Benshan: Stop it.

Fan Wei: (Fan Wei pays) Oh, big brother, you know, my two pockets are only 32 yuan.

Gao Xiumin: Then accept it. You can have as much as you want.

Zhao Benshan: What kind of bike do you want? What kind of bike do you want?

Fan Wei: Oh, right, right, right.

Zhao Benshan: Why are you doing this?

Gao Xiumin: I didn't say I wanted a bike? You said you wanted a bike.

Zhao Benshan: I smiled. I can't control this wife. You need a bike when you meet someone.

Gao Xiumin: I didn't say I wanted a bike!

Zhao Benshan: I won't take you out from now on.

Fan Wei: Don't be angry, big brother. I think what my sister said is still reasonable. You said that with my legs and feet, I basically bid farewell to my bike, didn't you? May I give you my bike?

Zhao Benshan: OK, OK, OK.

Gao Xiumin: No, you can't use other people's bikes. Push it away, he's lying to you!

Fan Wei: You are lying to me! How could you? I wonder why there is such a big gap between two couples living together.

Zhao Benshan: Brother, turn around!

Fan Wei: Brother, fate!

Zhao Benshan: Take it easy. Go back and get well. It will be fine in a few days.

Fan Wei: OK, big brother.

Zhao Benshan: Relax.

Fan Wei: Well, I didn't say anything about me.

Gao Xiumin: Are you going a little too far?

Zhao Benshan: He has to thank us.

Fan Wei: Thank you!

Zhao Benshan: Look!

Zhao Benshan: What are you staring at? Why are you so distressed? Go, change places!

Gao Xiumin: What are you going to do?

Zhao Benshan: Find someone with bad legs and feet and sell him a bike!

(End)

Extended data:

1, the sketch "Kidnapping" was performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala on 20065438+065438+1October 23rd, and won the first prize of the sketch in that year. This sketch is a typical example of negative suggestion. Satire those who lack independent opinions, follow others' advice, listen to the wind and rain, and worship blindly. Most of them have shallow knowledge and lack scientific awareness. This sketch is based on the author's personal experience in an lujing car accident.

Kidnapping is funny, and its moral is mainly to satirize the profiteers in Deception. The most ridiculous thing is the kidnapper. People laughed at him for being sad and stupid. In fact, in the false propaganda of merchants, deceived people abound. At the Spring Festival Gala in 2002, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin jointly performed the second part of The Kidnapper, titled Selling Cars.

2. The lines of the sketch entitled "Selling Cars" in the second part of the sketch "Kidnapping" are as follows:

Fan Wei: Last year, when I bought Kidnapper, I was timid enough. I lost my job and ran away from my partner. I don't believe in this strength. Others can make me suffer, and I can't let others fall for it. I also sell kidnappers. Attention from south to north. Oh! Watch your legs. Oh! See if there are any problems. Oh! Take two steps without illness! I'll kidnap you when you get well! Turn around! Turn around!

Gao Xiumin: There are many ways to get rich. I sold cars last year and this year. Who will buy a car?

Fan Wei: Yes.

Gao Xiumin: Hey, does it have a big head and a thick neck?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry. Wheelchairs have a market this time.

Gao Xiumin: What are you talking about? His leg is fine!

Zhao Benshan: The leg is fine. Last year, my leg was fine and I was lame. See how I describe him getting on the bus this year.

Gao Xiumin: Go home quickly!

Zhao Benshan: No need.

Fan Wei: Stop it!

Zhao Benshan: Hello!

Gao Xiumin: Brother, what are you doing?

Fan Wei: For a whole year, I've been looking for you every day and every month!

Zhao Benshan: I'm terribly sorry. Take it easy. We never leave a name when we do good deeds.

Fan Wei: I'm so excited, I don't care. You make me miserable, don't you know? My wife ran away, and my job was fired. Let's find a place to reason! Let's go

Gao Xiumin: Oh, brother, we give you money, you give us crutches, and then we go home.

Zhao Benshan: Don't get involved with him ~ ~ ~ How long will it take for this couple to turn back on crutches?

Fan Wei: What do I rely on? I am not sick at all!

Zhao Benshan: That's it! What I was worried about finally happened!

Gao Xiumin: You didn't believe me when I said I wouldn't let you be a kidnapper. What will you do this time?

Zhao Benshan: I said he's finished! Honey, how much have you changed this year? Look up.

Gao Xiumin: If anything, the brain is bigger than last year.

Zhao Benshan: Yes! Even my wife saw it. Because you didn't stick to crutches for a year, your virus has moved up and reached your brain. You have two big tendons on your legs, just like two highways. The virus runs at the speed of 180 km per hour. Now you're done. Ruthless virus is devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born!

Fan Wei: Fool, such a fool! Fool! Shall I take two more steps?

Zhao Benshan: Did you limp after two steps last year?

Fan Wei: That sucks.

Zhao Benshan: Did you get numb on your foot?

Fan Wei: I'm numb,

Zhao Benshan: Why?

Fan Wei: You're kidding. You don't have to lie to me this year. I'll give you two steps. You don't like watching it. I'll give you two steps, two steps, two steps, okay? But I'm fine this year, I can run, I can jump, jump, hey, another one?

Zhao Benshan: Stop! See, it's not just a bad brain, it's also a problem.

Gao Xiumin: It looks much happier than last year!

Zhao Benshan: Friend, can you give me some treatment?

Fan Wei: No problem!

Zhao Benshan: Are you confused if you don't speak loudly?

Fan Wei: No!

Zhao Benshan: Are you seeing stars?

Fan Wei: There are no stars.

Zhao Benshan: Can you shout?

Fan Wei: OK. So, I cooperate with you, I fully cooperate with you, and my purpose is to expose you!

Zhao Benshan: OK, take a deep breath.

Fan Wei: Come on.

Zhao Benshan: Shout! Inhale, inhale, inhale. Howl!

Fan Wei: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! …………

Zhao Benshan: Don't stop. I'll see how long you are angry. I will judge. Stop. Are you confused?

Fan Wei: Not confused!

Zhao Benshan: Why are you still shaking if you are not confused? !

Gao Xiumin: Why is he confused?

Zhao Benshan: Why are you still confused? You are crying because of lack of oxygen. I tell you, daughter-in-law, this body is in good health. If it were you, you would go to the hospital these days.

Gao Xiumin: Stop it!

Zhao Benshan: Are you confused?

Fan Wei: No!

Zhao Benshan: I'm not confused. What did you do there?

Fan Wei: This is a bit unlucky.

Zhao Benshan: Venus is on the horizon. You obviously have an IQ problem now.

Fan Wei: Don't worry, it's just our IQ. Take it out and weigh it. Two kilograms heavier than you!

Zhao Benshan: OK, can I take the exam?

Fan Wei: No problem!

Zhao Benshan: I'll give you some simple intelligence tests to see if your brain is working.

Fan Wei: OK.

Zhao Benshan: Can I learn Chinese?

Fan Wei: No problem!

Zhao Benshan: From now on, you can say whatever my wife says, understand?

Fan Wei: Everything is coming to you!

Zhao Benshan: Go!

Gao Xiumin: What the hell?

Zhao Benshan: We usually play that thing.

Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?

Fan Wei: All right.

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! The wife says "are you ready" and you say "are you ready", which is called learning to speak.

Fan Wei: Have you started learning this sentence?

Zhao Benshan: What is learning to speak?

Fan Wei: Huh? Okay, okay, I got it. Start over!

Gao Xiumin: Are you ready?

Fan Wei: Are you ready?

Gao Xiumin: Old man, he is wrong again ~ ~ ~

Fan Wei: No,

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Fan Wei: Mine. ...

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! No! No! My daughter-in-law says that the old man is wrong, and you have to say that the old man is wrong.

Fan Wei: Have you started learning this sentence?

Fan Wei: Stop it, you've been fooled. This is called! You have to adjust that intelligence test, the TV station Li Yong's "Yeah! That's it.

Zhao Benshan: Like this? Ok, I'll give you a brain teaser for a three-year-old child.

Fan Wei: Don't be a three-year-old child. You can be a four-year-old child.

Zhao Benshan: Can you be four years old?

Fan Wei: I'm only five years old. I don't care.

Zhao Benshan: You see, he just got mixed up at his age, and we were afraid that he would do something. Please listen to the first question.

Fan Wei: Go ahead.

Zhao Benshan: Number one, under what circumstances one plus one equals three?

Fan Wei: In any case, one plus one is not equal to three!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! The wife replied.

Gao Xiumin: If the calculation is wrong, it will be equal to three.

Zhao Benshan: No, see? If the calculation is wrong, it is equal to three!

Fan Wei: You have miscalculated. You have miscalculated. Still six. That's still true!

Zhao Benshan: Yes, it is equivalent to several hundred million. You didn't answer!

Fan Wei: I know what you mean.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the second question.

Fan Wei: Go ahead.

Gao Xiumin: Brother, hurry home. What do you think you're doing here? !

Zhao Benshan: Why doesn't your puppy have fleas?

Fan Wei: Because our dog pays attention to hygiene!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Because dogs can only have dogs, but not other things.

Zhao Benshan: Correct.

Fan Wei: Where were you born? That's called homophonic. I see. Let's go

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: A monkey is riding on the tree, and a monkey is riding on the ground. How many monkeys are together?

Fan Wei: Eight monkeys!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Two monkeys.

Zhao Benshan: There is a monkey riding on a tree, a monkey underground, and two monkeys together.

Fan Wei: Riding a horse?

Gao Xiumin: Knight.

Fan Wei: You, you, you are homophonic.

Zhao Benshan: Why didn't I say squat down a monkey? Listen to the question again: How many monkeys are riding on a tree, one is underground and the other is * * *?

Fan Wei: Two monkeys!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! Eight monkeys. There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey on the ground and eight monkeys.

Fan Wei: I rode it seven times this time. Can the tree stand it?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry about trees. It was eight monkeys when it fell. Your IQ is two kilos higher.

Fan Wei: No, no, one more time!

Gao Xiumin: Dude, don't answer, you can't answer!

Fan Wei: No, I want an explanation for my wisdom!

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question: Where does acne grow that won't worry you?

Fan Wei: Growing on my waist won't worry me!

Zhao Benshan: Wrong! The daughter-in-law replied.

Gao Xiumin: It doesn't worry you to grow on other people's faces. Oh, you are so stupid.

Zhao Benshan: It's boring to grow on your waist. Oh, my god, it's still growing on my waist and sore on my ass!

Fan Wei: Me, what's wrong with me?

Zhao Benshan: Does your brain admit that it is sick?

Fan Wei: I don't admit it.

Zhao Benshan: Now there is a way to recuperate. You must get your legs off the ground, because now your legs are under pressure. As long as you leave the ground, you can answer immediately!

Fan Wei: Off the ground? How to leave the ground?

Zhao Benshan: Do something. You try. Look, you found it yourself. Don't worry, please listen to the question.

Fan Wei: Say it!

Zhao Benshan: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?

Fan Wei: If the calculation is wrong, it will be equal to three.

Zhao Benshan: Yes! Congratulations on your correct answer!

Fan Wei: Oh, my God?

Zhao Benshan: Have you found out that the virus is because you two are off the ground, so nothing can get on it, and your smart IQ has occupied the highland again.

Fan Wei: I'll try another one.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, it's not bad that a drunk can lift such a big stone and smash the TV. Why?

Fan Wei: Because the TV quality is good.

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: Because I missed it.

Zhao Benshan: Correct!

Fan Wei: Why does it explode when it misses?

Gao Xiumin: Bang! It hit the floor!

Zhao Benshan: With your IQ.

Fan Wei: No, have another drink.

Gao Xiumin: Oh, don't answer that. Go home quickly!

Fan Wei: You, you, you, you won't get old.

Zhao Benshan: Please listen to the question! A drunk, drunk, picked up such a big one.

Fan Wei: It hit the ground!

Zhao Benshan: Congratulations, you answer first!

Fan Wei: Have another drink.

Gao Xiumin: Don't answer that question!

Zhao Benshan: A driver, driving a bus, saw a monkey crouching in the opposite tree and braked. Why?

Fan Wei: Because this driver likes animals.

Zhao Benshan: Wrong!

Gao Xiumin: He turned the monkey's ass into a red light. You are so stupid!

Zhao Benshan: Correct!

Fan Wei: Oh, oh, yes, that monkey's ass is red and round. Why can't it be like this? This is not good. Don't do it again.

Zhao Benshan: Be careful, there is a monkey crouching in the tree!

Fan Wei: Ah, he thinks the monkey's ass is a red light!

Zhao Benshan: Congratulations.

Gao Xiumin: Ha ha ha.

Fan Wei: Oh, no, no, big brother, you see, when I sit on it, you often ask questions that have been answered. When I stand up, you ask me new questions!

Fan Wei: You are wrong!

Zhao Benshan: OK! Then stand up and try another old question.

Fan Wei: OK.

Zhao Benshan: It's also a question of how much one plus one equals. You have answered this question.

Fan Wei: You say.

Zhao Benshan: Listen to this question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?

Fan Wei: If the calculation is wrong, it will be equal to two!

Zhao Benshan: Huh?

Gao Xiumin: Oh, what do you think? I am an idiot!

Fan Wei: Two? Didn't you just say three?

Zhao Benshan: You can't even tell two from three. How far are you?

Fan Wei: Oh, I'll come up again.

Gao Xiumin: Don't answer that question!

Zhao Benshan: One plus one.

Fan Wei: Ah, right equals two, and wrong equals three!

Zhao Benshan: Congratulations, you have answered two answers!

Fan Wei: Oh, this.

Zhao Benshan: Well, you found your illness. Go home first. We have to go back.

Fan Wei: No, big brother, big brother!

Gao Xiumin: Yes! Give us the car, we have work to do!

Fan Wei: Brother, brother, I want to buy it.

Zhao Benshan: Don't say I lied to you!

Fan Wei: I see. I can't live without this for the rest of my life. I want to buy it.

Zhao Benshan: Actually, this wheelchair was modified from your bike last year. I know you have this disease, and I have been waiting for you for half a year. You know, if you want to pay me, I'll tell you, you give me the modification fee for 400 yuan. If you give me more, I won't trade with you or sell you anything.

Fan Wei: No problem, no problem, no problem, big brother, I, just over 300 yuan.

Gao Xiumin: Here you go, that's enough!

Zhao Benshan: Are you wearing a watch? What watch are you wearing? What a nice watch!

Fan Wei: Ah.

Gao Xiumin: Who said anything about wearing a watch? You depend on me again! You blamed me last year. I didn't say anything!

Zhao Benshan: What do you think of her?

Fan Wei: Brother, brother, brother, I tell you, people with my IQ will never know watches again! Here, take it.

Zhao Benshan: Go back and get well.

Gao Xiumin: How can you deceive yourself? Can you change others? Brother, if you believe me, just come down and walk back and give us the car. He's still lying to you!

Fan Wei: You still lied to me! How could you? Last year, my eldest brother treated me, and you pulled the bar horizontally. If I believe you again this year, I will be cheated for the second time!

Gao Xiumin: Nobody cares about you! This kind of person is so irritating!

Zhao Benshan: Don't hate him. Those who support us are all such people.

Fan Wei: Thank you!

Zhao Benshan: Look, thank you! Come on, go home.

Gao Xiumin: Then what do you want it for?

Zhao Benshan: Go back and change a stretcher and sell it next year!

(End)

3. Zhao Benshan: A famous comedian, comedian and national first-class actor. Member Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, ambassador of the Ministry of Agriculture for creating the image of "beautiful villages and towns". Northeast Errenzhuan national intangible cultural heritage inheritor, director of China Quyi Artists Association and vice chairman of Liaoning Quyi Artists Association. Deputy to the 10th National People's Congress, member of Liaoning Provincial Political Consultative Conference. Ambassador of Tieling City, Dean of Benshan Art College of Liaoning University. Chairman of Benshan Media Group.

1982 Zhao Benshan's pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings became famous. 1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening for fifteen times. 1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award. In 2003, Zhao Benshan founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage", which mainly performed the green duet.

20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table". 20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage. 20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. 20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year". 20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

4. Gao Xiumin: Born in Fuyu County, Songyuan City, Jilin Province, he is a national first-class actor, sketch and duet actor. 1974 Gao Xiumin went to a local folk group to sing a duet. 1982, Gao Xiumin joined Fuyu Citizen Art Troupe as an actor, 1986 was awarded the title of national second-class actor. 1992 resigned as an individual actor, began to appear in sketches, and performed on the same stage with Zhao Benshan for many times in the Spring Festival Evening.

In 2002, in cooperation with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, the essay "Selling Cars" won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening; In 2003, Heart Disease, which cooperated with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. In 2004, in cooperation with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, the essay "Water Delivery Man" won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Gala. At 4 am on August 18, 2005, Gao Xiumin suffered a heart attack and died at the age of 46 in the Celebrity Apartment 1 Building in Huaqiao Village, Shenxin Street, Changchun City.

5. Fan Wei:1Born in Shenyang, Liaoning Province on September 2, 962, is a comedian and a national first-class actor. 1995 boarded the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening for the first time, and performed the sketch "Uncle Niu Carrying Dry". 200 1 performed the sketch "Kidnapping" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening and won the first prize in the sketch category. In 2003, he was awarded the title of Top Ten Outstanding Youth in Liaoning Province.

In 2006, he won the special performance award (Golden Key Award) at the 30th Cairo International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the film "Journey to the Fragrance" directed by Jiarui Zhang. In 2007, he starred in the comedy film "Blessed Ears" and played Wang, and won the Best Actor Award in the 9th Chinese Film Media Awards.

2065438+0165438 In 20061October 26th, he won the Best Actor in the 53rd Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award and the Best Actor in the 7th Beijing International Film Festival. On July 20 17, the film "peerless master" starring Guo Caijie was released nationwide on July 20 17; In the same month, the film "Father and Son Soldiers" starring Dapeng was released nationwide on July 20th, 20071day.

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