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Comrades, I have something to tell you. I'm from Cosmos Cigarette Factory. I recommend a new type of cigarette to you, that is, this Cosmos brand cigarette. Which of you smokes? Who smokes? Please taste it. We, Cosmos brand cigarettes, have entered the national advanced ranks in all aspects. To use an adjective, the factory is small and ambitious, and it flew out of golden phoenix in the mountain nest. Why are our products popular with users? The main reason is that our products are cheap and good. It's not that Pharaoh sells melons to brag. As far as our products are concerned, they have been sold in many cities all over the country, including Taiwan Province Province. We also want to rush out of Asia and enter the international market! Our cosmic cigarettes will be sold to the United States, Japan, Britain, India, Sweden, Denmark, Myanmar, Switzerland, Norway, West Germany, Finland, Nepal, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Hungary, Bulgaria, the Netherlands, Egypt, Yemen, Syria, Sri Lanka, Algeria, Morocco, Sudan, Kuwait, Nigeria, San Marino, Australia, Mexico and Argentina. Whether people buy or not is another question.

Comrades, why is this Cosmos brand cigarette popular with users? The main reason is that we have a good grasp. We have a slogan called customer first, quality first and sales first. How can we maintain sales? We just change brands often, every three days! It turns out that our cigarettes are called "dung beetles". Although this brand is not loud enough, it has a strong local flavor! Fuck you! Do you think this brand will not stink? Then we immediately changed the brand, and we changed it to "flat peach", which means that smoking a box of flat peach cigarettes can live forever. Later, people made up a jingle for us: "Flat peach, flat peach, you can't get it without hard work." As a result, this brand stinks again When it stinks, we'll switch to "beauty". Draw a big girl on the cigarette case, my fair lady, with beautiful facial features and gorgeous clothes, holding a small wallet in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand. My name is My Fair Lady. I don't like red clothes, but I like cigarettes. Alas! This cigarette is difficult to mix, and the brand stinks. But we believe that cosmic cigarettes will keep her young. What's going on here? This brand is very loud, Universe, Universe, Cigarette Rookie! We will use cosmic cigarettes to open our pro-era and create our new situation! In order to expand sales, we must create public opinion for the cosmic smoke! First, we have to advertise. No matter you are in the subway station, busy street or window on the wall, there are advertisements for our cosmic cigarettes everywhere! Cosmic cigarette is indeed a household name, known to all women and children, and it is a necessity for everyone in Xian Yi, regardless of age! Cosmic cigarettes have entered your life and become the first of the three elements of your life! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette, there will be no happy family! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette, young people won't have an affair! If you don't smoke my cosmic cigarette, students can't go to college! Our cosmic smoke has a long history, rich experience, perfect equipment and first-class technology. Please remember to register by telegram: push 625; Phone: Anyway.

Jinggu spoke, and all the smoke went out. Why not? This place is beautiful, but it's a little against the tide. You say it's not trendy? How can I run if my forehead is not wet? (takes out a lighter and lights it) You said that this lighter doesn't care about quality, and it is full of flames, but it can't light a cigarette!