Two crosstalks with the fewest words

Bragging (short version) A: Our family is a bragging family! B: Our family is still a professional bragging family! A: Our family does not pay taxes when it comes to bragging.

B: Our family doesn’t pay for bragging! A: No, I know how to use the toilet since I was born.

B: Crawling? A: Who can crawl when they are born? B: How to get there? A: The bed can be used as a toilet! B: This is called bedwetting! A: I can run away in three months.

B: That must be a freak!

A: My mother went to work after three months, so I had to go back and forth between my grandma’s house and my grandma’s house.

B: Just run away! A: When it comes to bragging, no one can compare to me.

B: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to compete here? A: Bragging here? No problem! B: If you say this is a big appetite, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

A: I can eat eight pounds of dumplings in one meal!

B: Oops, I have a fever!

A: Oops, I have a fever too!

B: I slept with a quilt covering me at night. When I looked the next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I went to bed at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day I saw it was all popcorn!

B: I am taller than a tree!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: My head is in the sky and my feet are on the ground. I can reach out and catch a big plane!

A: My upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground!

B: What about your face? A: Those who brag are shameless! B: Hey! -----The truth (super abridged version) A: Let me tell you the truth. B: Okay, so

What is the topic?

A: Let’s go to the garden and tell the names of the flowers. B: Let’s go to the garden?

OK !

A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request. B: What request!

A: You should speak faster and also use actions.

B: What actions should be added?

A: When walking in the garden, you should point your nose with these two fingers to make it look more beautiful. You have to do this (movement), okay?

B: No problem, I am the most beautiful person!

A: Let’s start now. B: Okay. A: I’m going to the garden. B: I’m going to the garden. A: I’m the peony. B: I’m the flower. Peony A: I’m the peony. B: I’m the flower. Peony A: I’m the jasmine. B.

: I am Hua Moli A: I am a dog-tailed dog Hua B: I am the flower-tailed dog director checking health (solo) There is a director. Is there a director here?

Anyway, he is not the director of the Cultural Affairs Bureau, so let’s leave him alone.

There is a bureau bureau. The bureau has many units under it. During the New Year and festivals, he always has to go everywhere to check and check on sanitation. Where do he go?

Just go to a hotel like this.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the front hall of the hotel was full of water. What was the manager doing?

The manager was wiping the floor with a big mop. It looked like he was working very hard, but there was no sweat on his head. What were the female employees doing?

The female worker was wiping the railing of the building with a cloth, and her hands and feet were very busy.

The director looked at it and said, "Ah - it's very good. It's done well! Do you often do it like this?" The manager hesitated and replied, "Oh, right...oh...yes...that's right." The director looked at it.

The corners of this wall are covered with spider webs, and the glass windows are covered with mud spots - mud spots splashed on rainy days.

"Ah - let me go to your toilet to take a look." When the manager heard this, "Hey - hey, Director, please take a rest in your conference room on the second floor and drink some tea." "No, no, no tea.

"I need to go to the toilet and urinate." You can't help but urinate. The manager said to the director, "This is the men's room and that is the women's room." The director took a big step and opened the door.

, here is "buzzing──!" More than ten thousand flies──big flies, small flies, bean flies, mung bean flies... Woo──woo── it's like a tornado. As soon as the director enters the door, the flies hit him.

The director was pushed out in a daze.

The director looked at it and said, "What happened?! This... this is so outrageous!" The manager came over quickly: "Hey-hey-! Director, director, you are on the second floor, in the lounge on the second floor, you can have some drinks.

"Sweetie, you can smoke a cigarette and come back in half an hour." "Your hygiene is a problem!" "Pah!"

He threw away the cigarette butt and said, "I'm going to the toilet, I'm going to urinate!" The manager hurriedly led him away, "This is the men's room." This time, the director didn't take big steps, he opened the door cautiously, slowly, step by step, and came in.

I took a look - there wasn't a single fly at all. "Ah, that's good. There's not a single fly at all. Okay, then I'll take a dump."