Ask for a cross talk joke of Degang Guo.

"Borrowing a Fire", also known as "The Theory of No Ghosts", was said by Degang Guo, but there are no audio-visual materials on the Internet. The origin of borrowing fire is 1962. In March, The Story of Not Afraid of Ghosts was published, which aroused great interest in the art circle. There are also jokes in traditional cross talk that promote the theory that ghosts are not afraid of ghosts. In order to critically inherit the heritage and enrich the repertoire, the then China Quyi Workers' Association held a "Ghost-free" crosstalk evening and gave seven crosstalk performances. Stand-up crosstalk includes Wipe Face, Open Seedling List and Borrow Fire, among which Borrow Fire is the most popular. The original title of "borrowing fire" is "hanging corpse", which is relatively vulgar. At that time, Wang Jue, who was in charge of organizing the performance, changed his name to "Borrowing Anger" after consulting with actor Guo Quanbao, which has been passed down to this day. "Tan Tan" is about a father and son walking in a dark alley in the middle of the night, suspecting that there is a dark ghost, and they have a misunderstanding. Entering "Alive" is about what happened when Wang Sanzhao, who was watching the excitement in the street, took care of the dead man who hanged himself: a passerby saw the fire of the whip and stick at night, but didn't know that the incense was in the hands of the dead man, so he went to the fire and lit a cigarette, making a comedy to scare himself. This cross talk depicts the tragic experience of people who were exploited and hanged by usurers in the old society, and outlines the devil world where people eat people. During the performance, we should pay attention to avoid exaggerating the atmosphere of terror and joking with misunderstandings and coincidences, so that the actors' love and hate can be clearly revealed and the good intentions of artistic creation can be shown. The stand-up comedy I said this time is also called "No Ghost". "No ghosts" means that there are no ghosts at all. If you say there are ghosts, have you seen them? No, someone used to offer sacrifices to the Kitchen God at home, and bought honeydew melons for him on the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month. There is such a couplet: "Heaven says it is good to go back to the palace." What does this mean? I just want the chef to talk. Why did you buy him honeydew melon? That is to say, you are "short-mouthed". You accept people's offerings and don't speak ill of them in the sky. This is because you are afraid that the Kitchen God will speak ill of the Jade Emperor. Some people put a lot of syrup on Kitchen God's mouth, so that he can't speak ill. But this person is also confused. He can't speak ill or speak well. What happened? Sugar sticks to your mouth!

Since there are no ghosts, why do some people get scared when they hear of them? These are all stories about ghosts that he heard when he was a child. Ghosts look terrible, with red hair, green eyes and serrated teeth. In fact, this is based on the clay sculpture in the temple. Once upon a time, some people were superstitious, saying that there were three "real fires" on people's heads and two lamps on their shoulders. The man was walking in a dark alley, and he was afraid. He hit his head when he coughed. Bang! Boom! Boom! Why did you hit it? Very honest. It won't be noisy. Did you hit it? This guy thinks a shot in the head scares the ghost away. Isn't that nonsense? Where can I get hot? But don't say, if it's really angry, it's good to hit you on the head. Don't buy matches when smoking, just light them on your head. "Second brother, you smoke these points." (at the beginning) Bang! Got it! Is this possible?

There were people like this before, because they were timid and suspicious, and even the aisle was unnatural. Why? I'm afraid that if he doesn't catch fire and the light falls, the ghost will pinch him. So when he walks, his body, head and shoulders are all so powerful. You seem to be very uncomfortable with this way of walking. Who do you think walks like this? I just walked into the middle of the alley, and there came another one behind me. I was shocked to see the one in my head! Heart said: Is this a person or a ghost? Ghosts? Not like; People? There is no such way! Heart said: boy! Whether it is a person or a ghost, I will go forward if you go forward, and I will stop if you stop; As soon as you turn around, I'll cut you with a brick. The man behind me is slowly following him. Wow, he heard something behind him and thought, trouble, the ghost ran behind me. He is going to look back. Looking back like this-it's a person, just go with the other half! No, he is afraid that the light on his shoulder will go out soon, and the ghost will pinch him soon. He has a head with a "real fire" on his head, and the "magic lamp" on his shoulder turns around one by one, so he turns around and scares the one behind him away. (learning to move) "ouch! It's a ghost! " The brick gave up, bang! Hit the man on the forehead. He didn't walk like that. He jumped up and ran away. When he got home, he took some medicine and wrapped his head in gauze. His son came in from the outside and said, "Great, I just saw a zombie. I gave him a brick. What are you ... ""Oh! You fired me! " Then who do you blame? Is there such an aisle?

This happened before, and it was also a misunderstanding. There was a small tree with a crooked neck by the river outside the city, and a man hanged himself. Why? The year before your liberation, it was a dog-eat-dog society, and it was really a ghost world. This man leads a hard life. He borrowed a little money (that is, usury), and the interest was increasing, but he couldn't pay it back. Creditors turned to him for help. During the day, the creditor said to him, "you poor bone are going to default!" Don't say that you are alive, even if you die, even your soul will be returned to me! " The man was forced by his creditors to hang himself by the river. It was getting dark, and he was going to take it off the ground for autopsy the next day. Before the autopsy, it was supposed to be a corpse, so he was taken care of by Wang San, who watched it in the street that night. Wang San thought, I have to find a way to avoid being knocked down by careless pedestrians. He asked for a stick of incense at a nearby grocery store, lit it and put it in the hands of the deceased. There is a bright fire here, so I won't hit him. Wang San made some wine himself, sat on the steps of a gate opposite him, and said to himself with a hip flask in his hand, "I said, brother, we are always good." What can I do to find a poor buddy? Can you beat you? " Who feels better when you come? That's how wine works! "cheep! Take a sip. " You drink this. Ah, if you don't drink, I'll drink for you. "cheep! Another bite. Wang San finished drinking, but he was also very depressed, so he went to take a nap.

Here comes a man who wants to smoke. He didn't bring a match when he touched it. Hardly had he reached the crooked-neck tree by the river when he saw the fire. He wants to borrow an angry messenger from this man. You see, there are rules for borrowing cigarettes. For example, if I want to borrow an angry cigarette from each other, I won't look at each other first. In the future, I will face a lot, and I have to be smoked. Only in this way can I look at each other: "Isn't it? So is the man I'm talking about. He didn't look up first and went straight to a light. He was blindfolded, too. Who is standing here in the dead of night? " I'm sorry, I'll make you angry. (I learned to light a cigarette with incense, and then looked up) You smoke this ... (Silence, surprise)? "Heart said it was you! Look at the man hanging there. At that time, he felt that his head was big, his hair stood up and his legs ran straight. Why are you so afraid of him? It turns out that this boy put money on stamps. I thought, oh, dear! I really drove him to death, and he can spare me! He threw away the cigarette, too, and the incense in his hand was clenched. If someone is really afraid, you can't even run, and your legs will sink. He raised his incense, thump, thump, and walked forward. At this time, Wang San, who was watching the street, blinked absently. Xiang's head, plop, plop, went straight ahead and said to himself, Yo! Gone? How can I do my work when you are gone? This can't be done. The body will never leave the ground, so wherever you go, I will bring you back. Wang San is chasing you. He just caught up with him and kicked his shoes behind him. The one in my head was even more scared and thought, Oh, my God! He thought the hanged man had come down and he couldn't escape. Wang San caught up with this man and held out his hand, poof! Grab his neck! The man on the head: "Ow! "Scared to death! That's not scary! Wang San lifted him up with this hand (learning to move): "Good boy, where are you going?" I have to take you back and wait for the autopsy tomorrow. Dead bodies never leave the ground! "I'll hang it here. Oh? There is another one here! "

(Guo Quanbao finishing)