Seek the lines of the full version of the comedy "Eight Panels Screen" Don't come near, fools!

"Eight-panel screen" is a kind of screen. It is a kind of screen, which was put in the hall by the officials and eunuchs in the Qing Dynasty to block the wind or serve as a barrier, and there are two, four or eight screens. Each screen is painted with stories of historical figures or written with poems and songs. The comedians made up a comedy based on the content of the paintings on the screens. However, few actors can make all of the eight flip (afraid of peer stacks of leaves). Because the content of the screen is not the same, so although it is called "eight screen", in fact, a **** there are twenty-four flip. We often hear "small children", "rude people", "reckless people", "bitter people", "flat-haired beast" and so on.

The following lines are from the twenty-fourth flip, and are no longer correct due to their age.

01 Hun

Think of the beginning, the Chu-Han struggle, the king of Chu, surnamed Xiang Ji word Yu, eye pupil, under the account of eight thousand soldiers, invincible, attack all. When Liu Bang went to the Hongmen Banquet, Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew their swords and danced into the Hongmen Banquet, and danced in front of the banquet. Thanks to the great general Fan Kuai, Liu Bang was saved. From then on, the battle of wits, Zhang Liang visited Han Xin under the moon, Han Xin on stage to worship the marshal, openly repairing the inn, secretly crossing the Cangcang, wisdom of the three passes, the Nine Mile Hill, ten ambushes, trapped the king of the hegemony. The king lost his chance and lost the battle. When he was defeated, the Wu River blocked the way in front of him, and Han Xin's pursuers arrived behind him. When he looked up, he saw a fishing boat coming from the river. The king called his hand and said: "Fisherman, will be lone ferry across the river, there is a thin silver gift" fisherman said: "Your people tall horse big gun sinking, my boat is narrow and small, ferrying people is difficult to ferry guns and horses, ferry guns and horses is difficult to ferry people." The king said: "that's not difficult, first will be my family's guns and horses across the river, and then ferry my family is not too late." Fisherman heard, along the boat to the shore, guns on the boat, horses pulled on the boat, a penny support, the boat from the river bank, about a few feet, the fisherman said: "(Tie!) Xiang Yu listened to the truth: we are not fishermen, I am the general under the account of Marshal Han, Lv Ma Tong is also. By order of the general, I have come to steal your gun and horse, thinking that you are a general without gun, horse, pawn and alone, do you want to fall into the hands of Marshal Han?" Hearing this, the king of the country said, "I regret that I did not listen to the words of my father Fan Zeng, and today I have this defeat, it seems that I am a jerk." (Liu Baorui)

02Children

Thinking about it, Wen Yanbo of the Song Dynasty, a young child has the wisdom of a floating ball. Sima Wen Gong, but have broken the urn to save the child's plan; Han Kong Rong, four years old, let the pear, know the gift of humility; (13 Lang five years old towards the sky, Tang Liu Yan seven years old to lift the Hanlin, a positive word Sen Pangbi.) (Han) Huang Xiang was nine years old, warm seat to serve relatives; Qin Gan Luo, twelve years old as a prime minister; Wu Zhou Yu, (seven years old to learn literature, nine years old to practice martial arts,) thirteen years old (official) worship (for) the water army governor, (with thousands of horses) in charge of the six counties and eighty-one states of the military power, Shi Bitter Meat, offer a chain, lending the east wind, borrowing the carving plume, the burning of the warships, so that the Cao Cao Cao look at the wind rats scurrying, and almost died in the south of the Yangtze River. Although there is Wolong, phoenix daisy help, that Zhou Yu is also counted among the children of the leader.