Which eldest brother has the text of the comic dialogue Spring Festival couplets (Wang Yuebo, Gao Feng)?

A: You artists are really knowledgeable.

B how can you tell?

A: I listened to your drum lyrics, which are quite civilized and contain a lot of knowledge. But crosstalk is almost there!

B You'd better not look down on our artists. If you are really knowledgeable, let's talk again and again, shall we?

A: Oh, we were paired here once, but that's no good!

B: Why not?

A: I'll do the first half later, but if you don't deserve the first half, it's obvious that I love you and I won't miss it.

B hey! You know, I don't deserve the bottom line!

You are older than me. I want to make you angry in some way, which is not appropriate!

Stop. Aren't you afraid that I can't reach the bottom line? Ok, I'll take the top one, and you take the bottom one, okay this time?

Ouch! Of course it's safer than what I sell online. But you have to tell me, how many copies do you have to pay today?

B what?

A I have to have a score in my heart!

B: Oh, what you mean is very common. You often say that the first half of me should be "a loyal minister's heirloom".

A: My bottom line is "poetry and calligraphy are passed down from generation to generation".

B: I went out to "take advantage of business sources".

I am the icing on the cake of successful management.

B "Business is booming all over the world".

A "the financial resources are wide and reach the Three Rivers".

B "This is a solid and glorious branch."

A root is deep and leafy.

B "Heaven speaks well".

A sentence "the official is reinstated for good luck." How's it going? What was your answer?

B is vulgar. That's it, two words.

Qualified.

B doesn't count

Garber is right!

These are common on the street. Who can't compare with them? We need something hard, profound and fresh.

A, fresh things are ok, but it doesn't count if you want to make up!

Why am I making this up? I don't scare people with quatrains either, because we have seen more, seen more, and have a smart mind, which is meaningful to me.

A: Then let's pull the thread and see how it works. You can make a question!

B You are really "ice from Shui Han to water".

A Don't worry, "shine on you is better than blue".

Where did this come from?

A Xunzi's "persuasion" is handy, appropriate and ingenious.

B I is talking about "why private rooms are so big".

A: I mean "not many flowers".

B "It used to be difficult for the sea to touch water."

An "eternal amber".

Silkworms in spring weave until they die.

Candles cry the wick away every night.

B "Abalone boss stinks".

A "Lan Zhi's room smells good".

Who smells good?

Who stinks?

B Where did you order incense?

I don't stink at all.

B I'm not talking about you. Don't be a snake.

You say I'm not afraid, why shattered glass!

B You're picking up the fur fence by the river-superfluous! (homophonic)

A: You have a horse spoon in your arms-Sheng Xin!

B is still right!

How about a?

This is a small test. Listen to this part again. "If Man Qian becomes a funny ladder, people's wisdom will be enlightened."