I'm looking for a script for a skit, something healthy, something simple.

A and B (together): Hello everyone! (Bow)

A: A festival is coming soon, what is it? Does everyone know?

B: What is it?

A: What other day could it be? If January 1 isn't New Year's Day, can it still be Square Egg?

B: You mean a round egg? Aren't all eggs round?

A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about New Year's Day!

B: Well, let's get back to it. I heard that the CCTV organized a gala, the level of the host is really not good!

A: Yes? The gala has just begun, the host came out to announce the curtain (a twist): "Welcome to the New Year's Day gala ends here!"

B: Huh? No way! How can it end before it even starts?

A: That's nothing, there's more to come!

B: What's next?

A: The following program is "Yellow River Cantata", in order to make up for the previous mistake, the host deliberately added a line (passionately): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has nurtured countless Chinese children. Please enjoy the chorus (with a long drawn-out accent)--The Song of the Yangtze River!"

B: Look at this excitement, the Yangtze River and the Yellow River are indistinguishable!

A: Another program is the dance "When the Maple Leaves are Red", the host came up again (two hands clasped in front of his chest, pleasantly): "Please enjoy the dance - "When the Red Leaves are Crazy"."

B: Where is this going? I don't think the red leaves have gone mad yet, but I'm about to!

A: Next, the host recited the prose "Huangguoshu Waterfalls" (lyrically, B humming the music): "Today I'm going to visit the world civilization of Huangguoshu. To the foot of the mountain, we began to march, turned the mountain, I was stunned! I saw a rag hanging high on the cliff ......" (interrupted by B)

B: rag ah! When did the rags used to wipe the table run halfway up the mountain!

A: Don't be too busy laughing! There's more!

B: Huh?

A: The next program is a children's solo, "The Little Girl Who Picks Mushrooms", and the host came up again (in a clear voice): "Please enjoy the children's solo - "The Little Girl Who Picks Mushrooms"!"

B: Haha! That's a great little mushroom!

A: Next is the flute solo, "Raise the Whip and Catch the Horse to Transport Grain Busy", which is about the joyful scene of farmers who have a good harvest after the fall and catch the wagon to transport grain. The host chimed in, "Please enjoy the solo flute performance - 'Raising Whips and Catching Horses to Transport Hooligans'!"

B: Ah? What is this solo? It's also transporting hooligans!

A: The last program is the Xinjiang folk song "Lift Your Skull", the host is very confident this time, and opened his mouth (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song "Lift Your Skull"! （

(B turned to run, but was stopped by A) A: the comedy is not yet finished, what are you running for?

B: If I don't go, I'll lose my head!

A and B (bowing together): Thank you all!

Shanghai Bund

Location: Roadside

Characters: Xu Wenqiang, Ding Li, Xiao Cheng Cheng, Ah Hua

Narrator: The story takes place in a small stall by the Bund in Shanghai (light on Xu's face), where a man who is suave and elegant, who shames Pan An, who is angry with Song Yu, and whose whole day is full of swords and blood (light on Xu's watermelon stall)

However, Xu's watermelon stall has a lot to offer.

Xu: What I'm selling is not watermelon, it's loneliness.

(Lights moved to Xiao's face) a waving brush and ink, onion, ginger and garlic flowers, firmly believe that all roads lead to Rome (Lights hit Xiao's noodle stall)

Shaw: to be healthy to drink chicken soup, to longevity to eat chicken, meat and soup with the complementary, the preferred noodle expert.

(Lights move to Ding's face) A man who uses his firm creed in life to create a radiant glow under people's feet. （

Ding: (giggling) My name is Ding Li, Ding Li Ding Li, nail shoes without effort.

(Narrator: Xu Wenqiang, a watermelon seller, and Ding Li, a shoe repairer, simultaneously fall in love with Xiao Cheng Cheng, a noodle girl who rolls in oil and smoke!)

Ding and Xu simultaneously move their backs towards Xiao, Xiao realizes that something is missing and takes a step back to look for it, Ding and Xu pull their hands together, turn around, and both of them do vomiting at the same time, and go back)

Xu returns to his watermelon stand (hawking): Selling watermelons, big and sweet watermelons, no money if they are not sweet.

Ah on the stage: Xu boss, come to the unsweetened one.

Hsu (lowering his voice): Why are you here?

A: Boss, I'm here to sell watermelons with you.

(Turning to Ding) Hey, what are you looking at, Brother Ali.

Ding: TV.

A: I asked what TV.

Ding: color TV.

A: I was asking what movie.

D: Martial arts movies.

A: I was asking what you call it.

Ding: I'm the universe's thunderbolt invincible beautiful boy who is loved by everyone, and whose lid falls off even when he sees a coffin. Of course, you can also call me, Ding, Li.

A made a fainting gesture. Ding pushed her: play to the side.

Xu blankly glanced at Ding and sang to Xiao with affection: You are the most beautiful in my heart, every bowl of noodles intoxicates me, your smile, your beauty, and your pouting mouth when you put down the noodles.

Shaw surprised. Ding sings: I love you, I love you, just like the upper of a shoe loves the sole, no matter how far I walk, as long as the leather shoes don't get gummed up, I will still be with you, the upper of a shoe loves the sole.

Shaw (dropped something in his hand, excited plus whispered): ah? Do both of them like me? What to do? Both of them are excellent so inhumane and tragic, who in the world should I choose? (Turning to a sudden realization) Hey! I've got one!

(Take the bowl to one side) Sing: A thousand years wait for a time, wait a while ah ha. I love you, you are my Romeo, I am willing, to become your Zhu Yingtai. I'll marry whoever confesses to me, I won't marry whoever doesn't confess to me.

(Ding applauded, hand holding a hammer, smashing it into his hand) Ding: the singing is so nice (turning to frown) but what does it mean.

Hsu: Oh, Cheng Cheng means she'll follow whoever confesses to her.

Ding: Oops ...... my brain. It would have been better if it was sung again and I was listening to it.

(Xu drew a fruit knife and cut his finger. Brush a few words on the book, ready to hand it to Xiao)

Xu (shyly): Oh ...... still a little shy.

(Xu walks up to Xiao booth, Xiao looks at Xu, Xu covers her face with her notebook, kicks the stones under her feet, and walks towards Ding)

(Ding touches his head and mutters to himself, Xu listens sideways) DING: Cheng Cheng what the hell does she mean by that, what the hell does she mean by that.

Xu: With his IQ, competing with him is simply an insult to me. However, he is okay to run errands.

Xu: Come on, Li, hand this to Cheng Cheng and say I gave it to her.

Ting Qi: Oh, good.

Xu: Be good, I'll come back and buy you some candy canes.

(Ding walked over to Xiao's booth and threw the book at Xiao's booth) Ding: Here, here, it's for you. (whispering) I'll marry whoever confesses to me, what does that even mean?

Shaw: Love letters!

Xu: Cheng Cheng ......

Shaw: Cheng Cheng, I love you well oh.

Shaw: Oh my god, seven of those eight words are typos! It's really romantic.

(Xiao out, Xu went forward to stop Xiao) Xu: Cheng Cheng, what do you like about me.

Shaw: I like you to stay away from me.

(Xiao bypassed Xu and threw himself into Ding's embrace) Xiao: Ali, you are really good at writing, since you said so, I will choose you.

Ding: love letter, love letter he is ......

Ding: I think that's it.

Ding: you are the cotton candy in my heart, sweet dreams, with you the world are getting old, even if the day is almost dawn. Can we just like this, free to roam, love quietly bloom in our hearts.

Shaw: I dreamed of the most romantic thing, is to grow old with you, wait until we can't go anywhere, you still treat me as a treasure in your hand.

Xu: Ali, did you show my letter to Cheng Cheng?

Ding: I read it, I read it.

Xu: Cheng Cheng has read my confession letter.

Ding: Of course, of course.

Hsu: Then why are you hugging each other?

Ding: He's with me.

Hsu: So Ding Li Cheng Cheng is a happy family.

Xu: I'm not happy about it.

Hsu: A Li.

Ding: Now there is nothing is do not look for me, there is something more do not look for me.

Xu: What do I do now?

Ding: You said that the two of us are now bachelor, who still cares about who ah.

Xu: You mean to liberate one is one is not?

Ding: Hey ...... you see he is smarter than me, you have to remember, to mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor.

Xu: No, I do not agree.

Shaw: Ali, we are going to France to get married.

Ding: Yes, not only are we going to France to get married, we are also going to France to sell noodles.

Xu: You guys stop for a while, I'll have a meeting with Cheng Cheng. You need a health license to sell noodles in France.

Shaw: Stay aside.

Ding: Cheng Cheng, let's go to Paris plane.

Shaw: Li, is fly.

A: Qiang brother, the end of the world, the big thing is that you in the heavy to find, don't forget tonight's concert oh

Xu: In fact, I'm a singer, watermelon sales is just my hobby

Xu: just finished writing a love letter, has become yesterday's memories, and the hard work has been spent half a life, and this night back to the bachelor, I can't go with the flow, for my own sake, I'm not a good person. I can't go with the flow, for the sake of my beloved Cheng Cheng.

Collectively, if the heart is in the dream, there is still true love between heaven and earth, to see the success or failure of the life of the heroic, failure, but from the beginning again.

Shaw: I believe that all of you in the do have their own not as good, it's okay, big deal

Combined: from the beginning again