High score is urgent for an old cross talk ~

1. Lama and mute

A mute came from the south with a horn pinned to his waist;

A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand.

The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the dumb speaker without the speaker;

Dumb people without horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters.

I don't know if the mute with the trumpet gave the Lama carrying the otter horse a trumpet;

Or did the Lama with the otter horse beat the dumb otter horse with his horn?

Lama goes home to stew otters;

Dumb, beep, beep, beep, blow the horn.

2. Shoemaker's Adventures (History)

You actors work very hard.

B: That's right.

I often travel abroad.

B: Actually, we went to all parts of this country.

I can see that!

Where did you see it?

Look at your shoes and you'll know: Doyle, you've been running a lot!

I wear expensive clothes. Didn't you read it? The sole is almost smooth!

A: Not new! Think about it, you don't stop all year round, it must be expensive to wear! Tell you what, I'll give you a high five!

Oh, you can repair shoes?

I used to be a shoemaker.

B: Really?

A: I used to repair shoe boxes on my back. Go out early and come back late every day, walking around the streets and shouting:

B: How do you shout?

Please let me help you repair your shoes. !

B: Huh?

A: The English sentence of eating and drinking just now is: Please let me help you repair your shoes.

Why are you yelling in English?

You don't know me well enough.

B: What?

I liked English when I was very young. After graduating from high school, my job has not been settled. I repair shoes during the day and teach myself at night. I'm crazy about learning English! Sometimes when you speak, this English will wander by itself.

B: Come out?

I love it!

Oh, you speak English so well that you can volunteer.

Oh, forget it! I have been to the personnel departments of several units. Although I have taught myself to the junior college level, I have been rejected because I have no heart and no diploma.

B: There is this abnormal phenomenon.

A: In the past, whenever I ran around all day, carrying a shoe repair box on my back on my way home, I looked at the dim moonlight and said to myself in the face of the biting cold wind: It's really a little disheartened. Alas! (Singing, the song "I will leave when the moon is gone") I will leave when the moon is gone! I came to the corner with my shoebox, to the corner! Mao sui's recommendation was met with a cold shoulder. Where is the use place? Where is it? Ah, Yun Zheyue in the sky, the water on the ground has stopped flowing. Listen to me, Moon, I don't need to repair my shoes. Repair my shoes! ..... Please let me help you repair your shoes!

B: His English is out again! Hey? Who can understand your yelling like that?

Don't tell me. I just shouted that day, and a man came to me to repair my shoes.

B: Really?

A: There are cushions in front!

Hey, what did he say here?

A: "Can you give me a high five?"

Oh, what bosom friends!

A: The man who came said, "Young man, I am not a bosom friend. English, I know a few words. How can you repair leather shoes when you speak English so well? "

B: Exactly.

A: I said, "You don't need a diploma to repair shoes."

B: That's ... there is no such junior college.

A: "I think you should give full play to your strengths. I will give you a message. "

B: What?

A: "Longjiang Trading Company is looking for an English translator. I recommend you. Would you like to go? "

That's great! But what would you do?

A: "I forgot to introduce myself. My surname is Qian, and I am the personnel supervisor there. "

Oh, it's the personnel department

A: "Oh dear! You are a personnel officer. Great! Help me do something! "

B: Huh?

A: "No! Give me some personnel arrangements! "

B: Huh? It's not nice to talk like this.

A: Does that sound good? Make do with it.

B: What's the matter?

A: In recent years, I have met several people who are engaged in personnel in order to find a job. Almost all of them are good words and don't do practical things!

B: You! Can't look too absolute!

A: That's what money always says.

Look.

A: "Young man, I have been observing you for several days! I think you have a bright future! Tell you what, you go to the exam on Saturday. Let me sign you up first, huh? Yes, what's your name? "

B: What's your name?

My name is Dai (Dai Ye).

B: Grandpa Dai?

A: "Yes! Name Dai Ye, gender-male, age -25, ethnic-Han nationality, family background-poor peasant, personal composition-student, political outlook-league member, education level-junior high school, married or unmarried, physical.

Conditions-health! Apply for major-English! What's your specialty-repairing shoes! Home address-there is no road in the southern half of Harbin. I can't hold my breath. Niuhutong can't compare with the number! "

B: Wow! He is reciting his lines here.

A: I have recited it everywhere!

Oh, you always say.

A: At this time, the shoe palm is ready. Chief Qian asked me how much it was.

What do you say?

A: I said, "Wow! You think money is not money? I have nothing to show for your enthusiasm for me! Let's count this shoe palm less! "

B: How much is it?

A: "Give me 50!"

B: Is this ... 50 yuan? It costs 50 yuan to make a shoe palm?

A: What's the matter? You don't understand, don't do it for nothing!

B: Why?

A: I understand what he means: in order to let me repair his shoes, he said to find me a job and be close to me; When I am impulsive, my shoes are wasted. Hey hey! They are all old Chinese medicine practitioners, so don't prescribe this remedy for me.

B: Cough! What language do you have here?

Don't do that!

B: Oh! So you're not going to take the exam?

A: I'd like to, but I don't have a diploma and I'm heartless. Taking the exam is a waste of time.

B: Hey, let me give you an idea: You send something to the section chief Qian.

I'll give him a present?

B: I haven't heard that nothing can be done without spending money!

I want to give a gift, but I have no money.

B: Huh? Didn't you just charge him 50 yuan?

A: Hey! This is a way to buy something for him with his eight dollars.

You must be serious.

A: Instructions.

B: That's right!

A: OK! I spent 50 yuan on a lot of things.

What did you buy?

I bought three loaves of bread, two cantaloupes, half a bag of marshmallows and a bag of popcorn.

B: He is good at buying this thing!

A: This thing takes up space!

B: Yes.

A: I found that Mr. Qian had popcorn at home that night, so I sent it to him!

B: Wow!

A: When I got to their house, I saw that the door was closed and there was a door mirror on it. I looked in for a long time and saw nothing.

B: how fresh is it? The door mirror looks out from the inside!

A: When I knocked, the door didn't open. There seemed to be movement inside.

I haven't heard. You knock hard!

A: Push? Yes! "spit! Bang bang bang! Bang ... "When I hit it, their door didn't open and an old lady came out of the border. (learn) "hey! Don't smash it, our wall skin fell into the rice cooker! "

B: Oh! This is a little strong.

A: "(Learn) you are a young man as a gift?"

I can see that!

A: "What is it? That's it? Don't bother! Didn't you see a door mirror on section chief Qian's door? I have seen you in the house for a long time! Don't say you sent this! On February 2nd, a sister-in-law gave Qian a pig head. She knocked for an hour but didn't open the door. She was so anxious that she cried at the door! "

B: Ouch!

A: Then I said, "Come on! His eldest sister-in-law, give me the pig's head and I'll give you the old money. Sister-in-law just went back! "

B: So Lao Qian took the pig's head?

A: "Don't mention it! I regret it, but he won't give it to him in the future! He bought another pig head and sent it back to his sister-in-law Turns out this pig head is mine! Listen, let me tell you something. At my age? You said I ... I owe you something.

Where is it? "

B: I owe you one? Then eat the pig's head!

A: Cough! I have to eat!

B: Why?

A: "It's just me and my grandson at home. As a result, our mother and I ate pig's head meat for a week, and then my grandson advised me! "

B: what do you suggest?

Answer: (Learn) "Grandma, don't eat, I think your ears are good!" " "

B: Good! You are too close!

A: Money always pushed the door out just now!

B: Yes.

A: "Hey? Isn't this work? What are you doing here? " I said, "I'm serious."

B: What do you mean? What do you mean?

A: I said, "It's boring."

B: What do you mean by "boring"?

A: Interesting!

B: Interesting? Just to be clear. What do you mean?

A: "You may not quite understand what I mean."

What do you mean?

A: "I see, I'm embarrassed to come to you, but I'm afraid you say I'm not interesting enough!" " As a result, when I got here, I realized that you really didn't mean that. In fact, I also know that this meaning is really meaningless. Anyway, do you understand what I mean? "

B: What a mess. what did you say ?

A: Secretary Qian said, "Stop it! I know what you mean! Let me ask you, how much did it cost to buy these things? "

B: 50 yuan!

Answer: "I am such a big section chief, worth 50 yuan to you?" I'm telling you! My personnel department is not a trading department, but my section chief is in charge of personnel. Take your things back! "

B: Oh! Got kicked out?

I don't think this is enough. I thought: forget it! I have an exam on Saturday! With my real talent and learning, if I am not needed, I will repair my shoes and still serve the people!

B: That's right. Every line will be the best.

A: Is that right?

B: Hey!

A: On Saturday, I took my shoebox to the exam!

Why do you still have the shoe box?

A: You don't understand.

B: What?

A: I take exams while mending my shoes-I don't delay either!

B: Yo! It's economical.

A: When I came to the door of the personnel department, I saw: Hey! There are quite a few applicants. I put my shoe box on the ground! "Shoes repair, which pair of shoes? Repair shoes! "

There you go again!

A: As soon as I called, a young man came over. (singing) "It's raining, everyone ... (stuttering) Hey? Why are you ... repairing shoes here? "

And a crack addict! "ah! I am waiting for the exam while repairing my shoes! "

A: (learning) "You ... experiment ... what?"

B: Translation.

A: (Learn) "Translation? Hey, bear ... bear ... bear! "

B: What do you mean?

A: (Learning) "Are you ... are you ... translating materials ...? "

B: I'm not a translator? So who is it?

A: (learning) "I am the translation material ... where is the material?"

B: Tell me: China doesn't speak fluently. You want to be a translator?

Answer: (Learn) "Speak slowly in Chinese ...! I mainly occupy the translation quota ... good export. "

B: Quit?

A: "Ah ... going abroad!"

Are you sure you want to go abroad?

A: "Dude!"

B: What?

A: (Learn) "Don't be dissatisfied! I am awesome! "

What does your father do?

A: (Learn) "Director ... Director Ouyang! Playboy ... ask around ... who doesn't know? "

B: Oh, it's still a compound surname.

A: "Hey, so what?"

B: Then what's your name?

A: (Learning) "Ouyang ... Thanks!"

B: Good! It's hard enough!

A: (learning) "Ah ... to tell you the truth! Just ... just one, no, don't wait here! You don't know, my father gave money to write a note. Director Qian was hand-picked by my father! You think: My father got a promotion ... Money is always available, but it may not be mentioned ... mention me? "

B: Good! Oh, dear! Boy, look at this effort!

A: Just as I said this, I heard a shout inside: "Dai Ye has entered the exam!" " "

Oh, your turn! You must hold your horses.

A: Don't worry! I calmly walked into the examination room and asked the examiner, "When! When! When! " I'm answering questions like water!

That's great.

A: The examiner is very satisfied. Finally, Qian Kechang stood up! "oh! Dai Ye, it seems that it is still a little difficult for you to get into the exam? "

Oh, I'm not sure. I dare not come either!

A: "You have mastered all the ordinary English conversations!" "

B: No problem.

A: "I want to say a few words. Can you translate them? "

Open your mouth!

A: "Are you sure?"

As sure as a gun!

A: "May I say something?"

B: Let me translate!

A: "I have a message?"

I have to go to English class!

A: "Is that so?"

B: No problem!

A: "I can say it!"

B: Say it!

A: "Listen carefully!"

B: Come on!

Answer: "Eat grapes without spitting grape skins!"

B: Eat tongue twisters?

A: Money always makes me turn tongue twisters when I hear it?

Can you turn it over?

A: "Eat grapes without spitting grape skins? No problem!

Get grapes with grape skins. "

B: It is said that a Lama came from the south, pulling five Jin of eyes.

A: "Three lamas came from Nantuo, carrying five kilograms of flounder."

B: hit the north, be dumb. You have a horn in your waist!

Answer: "The camel from the north is dead and dumb, with a horn."

B: OK?

What is this?

B: Really? Keep coming! It is said that a Lama came from the south, carrying five kilograms of kunmu, and a mute came from the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama who raises Kun wants to exchange it for the deaf eye of the other horn in the north, but the deaf eye does not want to exchange it for the deaf eye of the Lama. Lama insisted on changing the dumb corner of the other corner. Lama swung the Kun net and pulled the dumb corner of the other corner. I don't know: the Lama of Tila Kunyu glanced at another dumb horn, and I don't know: another dumb horn hit the Lama of Tila Kunyu, and the Lama went home to stew his eyes, and the mute tooted his horn! Turn it over, come on!

In vain (bye-bye)!

B: Come back!

A: What's the matter?

Why don't you turn it over?

Do you think I can't turn it out?

Can you flip it?

A: I won't come to the exam if I'm not sure! Listen carefully, English tongue twister!

"From the south came three lamas with five kilograms of flounder. A deaf-mute with a horn came from the north. He does eat grapes with skins—

Please show it to the judges! "

B: Good! Great!

My English tongue twister won warm applause from the examiners.

B: Really?

A: Section Chief Qian discussed with them: Make a decision on the spot and hire me as an exception!

Oh, my God! Then I must congratulate you!

I can't believe my ears! Out of the examination room, I picked up the shoe box: Have you heard? I'm hired! Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Say something, dear! "

B: Honey?

Yes, dear! Over the past few years, you and I have been together day and night, and how many days and nights have we spent together? But today section chief Qian rebuilt the magpie bridge for me! I have an ideal partner, and I will break up from now on! Let me see you again.

B: it's really emotional!

I'm a little excited. I think comrades can understand me, especially self-taught friends, and you can understand me better. We have the same experience. In order to realize our ideals, we have suffered and shed tears! We owe one. We dug a door. I really don't understand: why is the normal personnel arrangement abnormal? So I am disheartened, I am cynical, but I was wrong! Facts have educated me. Friend: don't sink, work hard! Go! We have sunshine, we have spring breeze, and seeds will always sprout; It is the rose that blooms forever; It is gold, which will always shine; It's a boil. You must get ahead!

B: Hey! What metaphor are you making?

A: Comrade! This is a fact, not my invention! This is my personal experience, not a beautiful legend!

B: That's right.

A: (Singing, The Legend of Muyu Stone)

"This is not a beautiful legend, the shoemaker is singing the song in his heart! Money always hired me according to the policy, but the gift money was confiscated, and I didn't drink or smoke. How decent such a good cadre is. I shouldn't have slapped him before and asked him for more than 50 yuan. Hey, hey, ...................................................................................................., please let me help you repair your shoes! "

B: Here we go again!