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The cross talk lines between the two!

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A: Crosstalk is a language art. B: To A: Crosstalk actors focus on talking and learning to make people laugh. This crosstalk actor!

Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, wisecracks, whatever.

B: This is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor. A: Crosstalk actors must be smart.

As soon as an idea comes to you, you have to say it through your mouth. B: Yes, yes, yes. A: You also need to be sharp with your words. B: Yes. A: Someone like you. B: I am particularly suitable. A: What is so suitable? These lips are like low shoes.

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B: Do you have such thick lips?

A: It’s not appropriate to talk about cross talk like you do. B: Who is not suitable? Tell you, he is smart. A: Yes. B: He is sharp-tongued. A: You. B: Whatever you say is fine!

A: Don’t brag. I’m going to test you in front of all the teachers and classmates. Let’s talk about a story. B: What is a story?

A: I say a sentence, and you turn it over and say it again. If you can say it correctly, you will be considered smart!

B: We can try A: Come as soon as you say, my table B:.

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A: My table B: My table A: Oh, why are you so stupid? When I talk about my table, you have to say I have a son. Table B: Oh, I understand. A: I understand!

Let’s get started.

From head to toe!

Let’s see what your reaction is like!

B: No problem!

A: My brain B: I’m stupid, I’m stupid!

A: My forehead, B: I have no brain!

A: I have eyebrows. B: I have no eyes!

A: My eyes. B: My pig eyes, they are outrageous!

A: My nose B: My turbinate: My nose Bridge B: I measure the nose, why am I measuring him!

A: I’m jealous!

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I bite you!

A: Why are you biting me?

B: How do you translate this word?

A: What do you mean? B: I have to say that there are many words. A: Oh, a little more words, that’s good!

My mouth is full of teeth, and my teeth are full of pain. I have become a monster!

Is the word you changed OK? A: Don’t say this?

Let’s take a look at the characters in the novel!

B: What’s not a novel? A: Let’s recite the names of people in “Journey to the West”.

B: Come on!

A: I am Tang San. B: I am Tang San. Tang A: I am Zhu Bajie. B: I am Bajie Pig. Why should I fawn over him when I have nothing to do?

I’ve already given birth to three children, but the family planning policy still doesn’t allow me to do so. A: I’m the grandson of Monkey. B: I’m the grandson of Monkey!

Say something good!

A: Okay, let’s go for a walk in the garden and tell the names of the flowers. B: Go for a walk in the garden?

That’s great. A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request. B: What request!

A: The speed is a little faster than before and you need to use some movement.