How to deal with the questioning of relatives in the Spring Festival?

The first move: pre-emptive

There are only a few questions from various relatives, haven't we already foreseen that? In that case, we have to block their mouths in advance so that they have nothing to ask.

The actual combat situation

Aunt: "Hey, come heh ~"

Mu Xiaoxing: "aunt New Year's good, the test is average, not hungry, no boyfriend, homework is almost finished, at the end of the month of February to start the school, well le finished, I advanced to the house. "

The second move: after the attack

We first do not strike, and so relatives asked, find each other's weaknesses, direct attack, never give each other a chance to fight back.

Real-world situation

Great-aunt: "Yoo-hoo, are you getting paid well for your internship now?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Not bad, a few days ago to go to my sister-in-law's house she gave me a thousand red envelope, yesterday at my uncle's house, he said that today's business is not good, so he had to give five hundred to mean, by the way, have not yet given you to say New Year's greetings nah great aunt."

The third move: an eye for an eye

Aren't we always complaining that our relatives are annoying? Then we need to be more annoying than they are. She asks one question and you ask ten in return, but first you've got to have a knack for serious nonsense.

The actual situation

Aunt: "Aren't you going to take the civil service exam? How nice it is to take the civil service exam, you must try it."

Mu Xiaoxing: "Why is it necessarily good to be a civil servant?"

Aunt: "Civil servants are good, stable, iron rice bowl."

Mu Xiaoxing: "Why do you think I am suitable to be a civil servant? Not everyone's ideal job is a stable and comfortable one. Work, is needed to realize self-worth, each person's pursuit is different, Wardian - Wisemore - Namo Van once said: blablablablablablablabla ......"

The fourth move: change the subject

We are always asked, can't we ask him? You ask her son ah, daughter ah, husband ah, they can be asked a lot of things go. It was her turn to be embarrassed, and she dodged it perfectly.

The actual situation

Neighbor: "Have you found a boyfriend yet?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Not yet? By the way, how did Xiaoming do on this exam? How many points? What kind of university are you going to go to in the future? What kind of girlfriend are you going to find in the future, are you going to help him pay the down payment for the house?"

Poor Xiao Ming, lying down and getting shot... Get ready for Xiao Ming's grumpy eyes.

The fifth move: retreat for progress

Relatives ask you how you are doing, just want to satisfy her gossip and sense of superiority, we'll say how miserable we are how miserable, vocal, pearly, maybe turn around will be the next month the Square Dance Union dues will be also give you a package in.

The actual situation

Aunt: "You found a boyfriend did not ah?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Ugh, don't mention it."

Aunt: "You're not too young, you see your cousin married the village chief's son only the year before."

Mu Xiaoxing: "I've been looking for her, but I'm short and ugly, my grades are poor, my family has no money, my cell phone was stolen a few days ago, and I failed to confess my love for her 10 times in a row last month..." （

Aunt: (a bunch of comfort)

Sixth move: smile without saying anything

This smile does not mean the kind of implicit smile, but the kind of slightly oozing smile, secretly observe her reaction, if she is scared by you, you will win.

Real-world situation

Great-aunt: "You found an internship..."

Mu Xiaoxing: "Heh."

Great Aunt: "How do you ......"

Mu Xiaoxing: "No I'm going to go out and laugh for a while, hahaha"

Great Aunt:"......"

Trick 7: Walking is the best plan

Relatives have a desire to interrogate you about your recent past as they watch you sit and play with your cell phone. You have to make an appointment with Kiyo to call you immediately within 5 seconds when you call him. As soon as you see your relative come over and open your mouth, you immediately call for help and wait for your ki friend to rescue you.

Real-life situation

Uncle Junior: "Have you recently..."

"Happy jumping daze then past, how much ......" (Cell phone ringing)

Mu Xiaoxing: "Sorry little uncle, I'll take a call first."

Then chatting and observing, wait until he has something to be busy, at this time the base can be accomplished.