Find a comic dialogue script about respecting the elderly!

A: White hair and three thousands of feet. Why is it so long? Seeing the sun, although he is brilliant, I can't see more light! I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry!

What nonsense are you talking about!

A: I am sighing, why is it so difficult to be an old man?

Hello! We are still far from the old times. Why do you care?

Yes, you have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

B: Nonsense! Who doesn't live to die?

A: So! Everyone will get old one day. You can't stop thinking about the difficulties of the elderly just because you are not old!

B: What are the difficulties for the old people?

A: I heard three old people chatting that day. The 80-year-old man said: "Every time I urinate, I have to stand there for more than 20 minutes and just drop a few drops. I have no choice but to run to the toilet again and again. I hope to urinate smoothly. " The 85-year-old man said: "I am always constipated, and taking all kinds of laxatives is useless." I wish I could have a smooth stool. At this time, the 90-year-old man said, "I don't have any problems with you two. I urinate at 6 o'clock every morning and defecate at 6: 30. "What I want most is to wake up before 7 o'clock."

Boy, are they all on the kang?

A: You said that it is not easy for the elderly to contribute their lives to the country, society, family and children. When they are old, deaf, blurred, unable to use their legs and feet, it will take an hour to pee. At this time, we need our care and respect even more!

B: That's right!

He has great respect for the elderly and is kind-hearted.

B: That's right! This is my greatest advantage!

He takes a bus. As soon as he saw an old man get on the bus. ...

B: I'll give them my seat right away.

A: I closed my eyes immediately.

B: Huh? Who am I?

A: He has a good heart and can't bear to see it.

B: I am still kind.

A: On another occasion, he took the train and there was an empty seat next to him. At this time, an old man saw it and asked him, "Young man, is this building occupied?"

What did I say?

A: As soon as he thought about it, you said that sitting next to an old man would affect his travel mood! So he said to the old man, "Someone!" The old man had no choice but to stand by and watch. Just then, a young girl came along. ...

A young girl? !

A: Look, the saliva is flying thousands of feet!

B: Who doesn't want to look at a beautiful girl?

A: So! The girl walked up to him and asked him, "Big Brother, is there anyone around you?" He immediately wiped the empty seat with his sleeve. "No one! Nobody! Sit down! Sit down! "

Look at me!

A: The old man didn't like it and asked him, "Didn't you say this place is occupied?" He also confidently said: "Yes, someone! Isn't this coming? " The old man asked again, "Who is this girl?" He is really rude: "She … she is my wife!" " "I saw the old man gave him a big mouth!

B: Huh? How did he hit me?

A: The old man beat him and cursed: "When did I have such an unfilial uncle!" "

B: Huh? What if he is the girl's father? If I had known, I would have attacked him first!

If the old man wants to give up his seat, he must have a beautiful daughter first? Do you think it's really that difficult to give up your seat to the old man?

B: That's right. How comfortable it is to sit There is a seat where no one wants to stand!

A: There is a saying in Mencius that "the old are old, the young are few, and the young are few". Do you know what this means?

I don't know.

A: Then let me tell you something. Learn something: just catch what you can in my bowl, and then catch what others can. Eat my share of the meat, and then eat other people's meat.

B: Snatching food? Is that what you said?

A: Just kidding, that is to say, treat other old people and children like your own children!

That's more like it!

A: You said you were sitting and your father (referring to himself) was standing by. Can you stand it?

B: You can't ... Hey! I said don't point at yourself, okay?

It makes me look good.

B: No need!

A: I mean, one should always compare one's heart with his own!

B: That's right!

A: Let's talk about this bus. I was waiting at the station that day. I don't know why. There was no bus that day. I guess there is a traffic jam ahead. Very easy to wait for a car, the people who arrived at the station suddenly blocked the door, which was crowded and could squeeze fat people into patties and thin people into bone powder!

B: Wow! Can this stand it?

A: Exactly! The key is that there are still many old people waiting for the bus! No one will let me do this. I only heard an old lady shout, "Stop squeezing, my dentures are all squeezed out!" " "

B: Then don't pick it up, the old lady will be trampled again!

A: Who said it wasn't? I also advised the old lady that it was useless to pick it up when it was dirty. But the old lady refused: "It's a pity to throw it away! Pick it up and stick it with a stick, and you can be a tickler! "

Did you pick it up or not?

A: I helped the old lady get her false teeth when everyone was away. But this tickling is impossible.

B: What's the matter?

A: It's falling apart! However, the old lady was happy when she saw it: "It's just right to fall apart. I can wear a pearl necklace when I go home to find a thread! "

B: The old lady can get by!

A: Not only some passengers don't know how to respect the elderly, but also some bus drivers and ticket sellers don't respect the elderly and even disturb them.

What do you mean?

A: Old people don't have to spend money by car. In order to take care of the elderly, the government issued them old-age cards. It costs nothing to take a bus or go to the park with this card.

B: That's a good thing!

A: But some drivers and passengers are unwilling. They saw an old man getting on the bus with an old-age certificate, with a nose instead of a face!

B: Don't tell me there is such a thing.

A: Think about it. Generally, the elderly are inconvenient to move. Sometimes, drivers don't want to take out their documents slowly. "Why don't you slow down the camera?" Can you take this card out before the 2008 Olympic Games? "

That's a bad word.

A: What's worse! When the old man got on the bus, the driver was still gossiping there: "You said that you are so old, how can you still come out?" Come out, come out, you said just a few steps, why take the bus? How good it is to walk and exercise! "

B: Where did the old man come from?

A: From Xiangshan to Daqianmen!

B: The young man can't leave either!

A: You can say that! Other drivers are even more wicked. Seeing an old man get on the bus, he drove away first.

B: Is there such a person?

A: I saw an old man scrambling to get on the bus that day, and he was about to catch up. The driver suddenly drove away! But it was blocked soon!

Does the driver have a conscience?

A: No! After the driver drove out, he looked in the mirror and found that the old man was his father!

B: Boy!

A: His father gave the driver a mouth when he got on the bus: "Good boy! I don't recognize your father for a dollar! "

You deserve it!

A: You said this bus company is also. You said it was an old man. Sometimes we can see it at a glance, but it only stipulates that without an old-age card, even if your hair is all white, you can't ride for free.

B: This is somebody else's system, too!

A: If it is a system, some people just need to say "company!" "Why didn't you come up with any evidence?

B: Maybe someone has a safety sign on their forehead?

What a pity! Moreover, some air-conditioned cars are even more ingenious. When the elderly get on the bus, they have to take pictures of their old cards in front of the camera in front of the car. That day, I saw an old man get on an air-conditioned car. The old man has all white hair, hunched back and wrinkled forehead. Maybe it's because I'm old, and I can't get an old-age certificate after a long time. The driver insisted that he pay for the ticket, otherwise he would be driven away. Later, the old man was anxious: "I really can't. Can I come and see you with my old face? "

Look what you did to the old man!

A: Is it the old man who has an old-age certificate? People who don't have an old-age certificate are not old people? Other bus companies are even more angry: the local old-age card is good, but the foreign old-age card is not good. Are all the local old people old people? Old people from other places are not old people? You call this caring for the elderly? Or take care of the pension card?

B: To put it bluntly, I just want to make things difficult for the elderly.

A: It is said that God heard in heaven that many young people don't know how to respect the elderly now, so he decided to go down and investigate.

B: Does God dare to check?

A: God turned himself into an old man, went to a bus stop, crowded with everyone, and went to the grassroots to experience the life of the masses. At the end of the year, this is also a job.

B: Good! God also makes a year-end summary!

A: Here comes the bus. It's too crowded God finally squeezed in and got on the bus to smell it. Wow! My armpits are covered with cumin.

B: You can eat it with a little pepper.

How about your kebab?

Didn't you say my armpits smelled of cumin?

That means there are many people. God thought, I have to find a seat? He squeezed into the row of seats by the window on the left, and at first glance, almost all of them were young people.

B: Has anyone offered their seat?

As soon as they saw a bad old man standing beside them, they poked their heads out of the window one by one.

B: Then, look to the right and see if anyone can sit down.

A: Yes! God managed to squeeze to the right again.

B: Has anyone offered their seat this time?

A: They are all right-aligned.

B: I didn't even see it.

A: God, look at this anger! Well, don't you like to twist your neck? God put a spell on them, and their necks never came back.

B: God is also narrow-minded.

A: If you see this (neck twisted to the left) or this (neck twisted to the right) in the street in the future, there will be no seats in this car.

A: Later, God pushed it to the back of the car. This time, very good. A middle-aged man stood up and offered his seat.

B: there are also good people.

A: God is very happy to see this! Tell that person, "I tell you, I am actually God. You have a kind heart. Give me your seat. Tell you what, do you have any wishes? Go ahead, I can help you achieve it. "

Well, you have to think about it. God doesn't walk around every day. After this village, there is no such shop.

A: I saw the middle-aged man say sadly, "Then can you cure my hemorrhoids?" I'm really uncomfortable sitting! Like a needle. "

B: Wow! Can't sit still

A: Actually, it's all a joke. But then again, respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation and cannot be abandoned. Finally, I'll sing you a Taiping lyric. If you can get some inspiration from it, then I'm not talking in vain.

(Singing) Don't say pearls are worthless,

Don't say people are always annoying.

Every family has elderly parents,

Everyone has an old day.

Care for the heart, respect the old and love the young,

Respecting the elderly is the right way in the world.

Thinking that the old man has worked hard all his life,

Only for future generations.

How can you be small and not old?

Better be a lamb than respect the old!

Suggest that the whole world respect the elderly,

Never learn from him! (refers to b)

Me? !