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In Spain? In a village in Manke, there was an old gentleman who was not very rich. Everyone calls him Jihada. He idled around, immersed in knight novels all day, reading stories full of adventure and curiosity, and finally let him learn from the ancient knight errant, ride a horse, put on armor, take up arms, and go out to see what grievances he has to tell and what stubborn enemies he has to subdue.

With great anxiety, he was busy with the preparations before departure. The first thing is to dig out a set of worn-out armor abandoned by our ancestors, scrub it and mend it for ourselves. The visor of the helmet was missing, so he made a pair of cardboard himself. Then he thought of his own horse, which was originally a scrawny old horse, but it took him four days to give it a very famous name-Sima Xin is rare, indicating that it used to be a bad horse, and now it has become a rare horse when it is a knight's mount. He thought hard for another eight days, trying to change his name to Tang? Don Quixote, realizing that this name sounds legendary, deserves to be a knight. Finally, he remembered that all the knight errant had a famous lady as his sweetheart, so he chose a pig girl from the neighboring village as his sweetheart and gave her a sweet lady name-Dulcinea. From then on, she became the master of his mind, but the country girl herself knew nothing about it.

Is everything ready, Don? Don Quixote set off on horseback. He spent a day in Yuanye and came to an inn at dusk. The inn immediately became a castle in his eyes, and he bowed to the people at the door with knight's courtesy. The innkeeper almost laughed when he saw his strange clothes and heard his bookishness. Fortunately, he was born smart and worked hard at teaching? Don Quixote's tone invited him to stay in his inn. Don? It suddenly occurred to Don Quixote that, in fact, no one has awarded him the title of knight, so he is not worthy to engage in the great cause of knight errant. In order to remedy it as soon as possible, he ran to kneel at the feet of the "castle chief" (because he insisted on calling the innkeeper) and begged him to hold a ceremony for himself. The boss looked at the guest abnormally, partly to prevent him from fooling around and partly for fun, and said he was willing to do it. He asked don. Don Quixote put his armor by the well and kept it all night. Then he took a thick account book to fill in the Bible, solemnly read a sermon that no one could hear clearly, and finally slapped Don Quixote heavily with his sword to announce the completion of the ceremony. Don? Don Quixote was filled with pride and joy and couldn't wait to get on the horse. He is seldom brave.

Don? Don Quixote experienced his first adventure in the wild: a landlord was beating up Don, a sheep boy he hired. Don Quixote thought it was the strong who insulted the people who could not defend themselves, so he stepped forward angrily and asked the landlord to pay off the wages he owed. The landlord was scared and promised again and again. But wait? After Don Quixote left, the landlord tied up the child again and played for several months.

Don? Don Quixote thought he had made the first contribution and proudly asked a group of passing businessmen to admit that Dulcinea was a peerless beauty. When businessmen hear these absurd words and see the ridiculous appearance of the speaker, they certainly don't buy it. Don? Don Quixote picked up a spear and rushed over. Unfortunately, the post station was too disappointing, and I tripped halfway and fell off my horse. The shield was wrapped around me and I couldn't move. To make matters worse, a mule driver grabbed his spear and gave him a good beating. I don't know how long this knight will lie on the ground unless a kind neighbor happens to pass by and take him home.

This unfortunate incident kept him in bed for half a month. I had to go out in a hurry after the injury. He remembered that in ancient times, when knights went out to take risks, there was always a follower to follow them, so he tried his best to lobby a simple-minded poor farmer, Sancho? Pan Sha holds this post. Sancho Tang Ting? Don Quixote said that knights can often conquer kingdoms and islands when they are rangers, and then they will appoint attendants as governors on the islands. Fascinated by this bright future, he agreed happily.

Everything is ready, on a dark night, don? What is rare is that Don Quixote boarded the post, while Sancho rode a donkey named Grey Point, and they sneaked out of the house. At dawn, they found about thirty or forty windmills standing on the Yuan Ye. See these spinning behemoths, Don? Don Quixote's rich imagination suddenly galloped. He said to Sancho, these are tyrannical giants, and he will do justice for heaven, wipe out these monsters from the world and take their stolen goods away. Sancho listened to this sensational words, but he was indifferent, because he didn't see any giant, only a windmill in front of him. But what about don? Despite Sancho's dissuasion, Don Quixote rode on, picked up a spear and rushed to the first windmill. When he inserted the spear into the windmill, his rapidly rotating wings divided the spear into several parts, knocking him, his horse and people to the ground. Don Quixote rolled on the ground a few times and just lay there motionless. When Sancho saw this, he kicked the donkey and ran to save his master. He complained and occupied the hall? It is rare that Don Quixote once again helped the pillar that almost fell off his shoulder. Don? Don Quixote never believed that it was a windmill. He also said that the magician opposed him and wanted to deprive him of his glory and turn the giant into a windmill.

That night, they spent the night in the Woods. Don Quixote broke a dead branch that could be used as a handle, put the finger on it and repaired the broken spear. The next day, when they continued on their way, two monks dressed in black came face to face, followed by several muleteers and attendants. They were surrounded by a four-wheeled carriage with a lady sitting in it. Don? When Don Quixote saw this scene, he turned around and told Sancho cheerfully that a most wonderful encounter was about to begin. There is no doubt that those two guys in black must be evil witches, and there must be a princess kidnapped by them in the car. But Sancho thinks they are just ordinary tourists, which is true. Don? Don Quixote doesn't consider Sancho's words at all. He killed two monks and ordered them to release the princess. A group of people stopped and stood there dumbfounded. Two monks are busy telling the truth, but don? Don Quixote said they tried to cheat him with sweet words. After that, he picked up a spear and rushed over, scaring one monk to roll off the mule and the other monk ran away. Sancho saw that there was oil and water to fish for, and hurriedly took all the belongings of the monk who fell to the ground as legal trophies. Just then, two muleteers came to save the monk. They ignored Sancho's explanation of "war" and "booty" and gave him a good beating, so that he was out of breath and fainted. At this time, don? Don Quixote is talking nonsense. The lady in the car. He told her that the bad man who kidnapped her had been knocked down by his iron arm. He didn't ask for anything in return, only hoped that the princess could tell the incomparable beauty Dulcinea about his great achievements this time. Has one of your wife's entourage seen Don? Don Quixote pulled the carriage and refused to go forward, so he went forward to theory. As a result, two people fought. Originally, the squire was a very powerful man, but unfortunately, his mount was a bad mule who didn't listen to his orders. As soon as he met, he jumped up and down in fear and lifted his master off his back. Don? Don Quixote was magnanimous and helped with his sword, but on one condition, that is, he told his opponent to ask Dursi for mercy immediately. The panicked lady promised to come down on behalf of the attendants without asking how to find Dulcinea. Don? Don Quixote was satisfied with this answer, so he left them to Sancho, who had just climbed up from the ground.

Soon, this position rarely brought misfortune to the master and servant. It turned out that Don Quixote and his party came to a meadow full of grass and decided to have a rest. Horses were rarely seen nearby, and the post began to run towards them without the owner's permission. But the horses didn't welcome him at all; To make matters worse, when their owners saw that their horses were suddenly stirred by "uninvited guests", they were really angry, so they rarely beat the unlucky pillars on the ground. Don? Don Quixote and Sancho rushed forward to rescue them, but they were outnumbered and were soon killed. Don? Tell Sancho Quixote that the tragic situation they are in now is completely a punishment for his contempt for knight rules, because capturing a knight who has not been titled is detrimental to his identity. Therefore, he decided to have another unruly attack in the future and hand it over to Sancho. This fascinating prospect did not interest Sancho. He quickly convinced his master that he was kind and gentle, and he would never fight with anyone unless he had to. He also said that if someone really hurt him, he would forgive him on the spot. The master and servant finally got up and moved on.

That night, when they saw the fire ahead, they fought like hell. Sancho cheerfully declared that this was an inn, but Don Quixote insisted that it was a castle. At this time, the innkeeper heard someone talking and ran out to meet someone. That night, Sancho and his master were arranged to sleep in the attic where hay was stored. The next day, Don Quixote bid farewell to the so-called castle governor, thanked him for his "warm hospitality" and said that he was ready to help him at any time. The boss said that he only asked the two of them to pay all the hotel expenses. Don Quixote was surprised and only believed that this was an inn rather than a castle. He told the boss that the knight never paid the room and board in any shop, and then he left regardless of the boss's angry roar. Unfortunately for Sancho, the boss caught Don Quixote when he saw him leave. Some naughty boys in the shop threw Sancho up and down in a blanket until he was dizzy and lost his soul, then put him on the grey back and let him go.

After suffering this, Sancho suggested Don Quixote go home. Don Quixote was cheering for Sancho when he suddenly saw two strands of dust rolling in. Don Quixote immediately told Sancho, Happy, this is the upcoming war between two armies. Immersed in fantasy, he actually said the names of the leaders and main knights of both sides one by one, and described the imaginary nation vividly. Sancho listened to these vivid descriptions, tongue-tied, and finally stammered that he only heard goats and sheep barking and saw only two sheep coming. But his persuasion didn't help. Don Quixote rode a horse and rushed into the flock with a gun, scaring the animals to flee everywhere. After the shepherd found the cause of the sheep's commotion, he picked up a stone and rained it on Don Quixote, breaking his head and knocking out his teeth. Then he quickly circled the sheep and ran away in the blink of an eye. Don Quixote suffered a loss, but he still did not repent. He always says that magicians are against him. Sancho saw his master's face, perhaps because his teeth were knocked out, or because he was tired and looked particularly haggard, so he gave him a nickname called "Bitter-faced Knight". Don Quixote thought it must be inspired by a saint secretly, so he accepted it gladly.

The next day, they saw a strange-looking man walking on the road with a shiny thing on his head. Don Quixote read The Legend of the Righteous, in which King Moore had two invulnerable golden helmets, and he immediately decided that the bearer must be the famous golden helmet. So Don Quixote mounted his horse with a gun, ran as fast as he could, and shouted at strangers to win the golden helmet. That man is actually a barber and a noisy coin. He brought a copper basin as shampoo. He put it on his head to protect his new hat. At this time, he saw Don Quixote's finger pointing at himself, turned and flew away in fear, and left the copper basin in a panic. Don Quixote immediately picked it up for himself. Although he found that his imaginary helmet was half missing, he still wore it on his head.

They walked on. After a short walk, they saw about twelve people walking on the road. Their necks were chained together like beads of beads, and their hands were handcuffed. In addition, four armed men followed. Sancho told his master that this was a group of prisoners who were brought to the ship to do hard labor. "As you say, they were forced to go, that is to say, they didn't do it voluntarily. Don Quixote immediately came to the conclusion. He believes that people are born free and should not be forced to do hard work, so he persuaded the guards to let them go. A guard impatiently told him to mind his own business. Don Quixote will not give up, but will knock him down with a gun. The prisoners smashed the shackles and drove away all the guards. Don Quixote called the prisoners together and made a speech to them, asking them not to forget his kindness to help them regain their freedom, and ordered them to visit Dulcinea and report his achievements. Instead of listening, the prisoners bite the hand that feeds them. They beat their masters and servants, took their clothes and ran away every day.

Don Quixote and Sancho let the prisoners go, afraid of being chased by officers and men, so they had to flee into the mountains in panic. Don Quixote was determined to live in seclusion for his sweetheart, and sent Sancho to send a love letter to Dulcinea. Sancho came back a few days later. He didn't really deliver the letter, but made up a set of lies to prevaricate. Don Quixote's family asked the village priest and barber to go out looking for him, and they happened to meet Sancho. They learned the whereabouts of Don Quixote from Sancho, so they asked people to pretend that the princess was in trouble, ask him for help, and coax him out of the mountain. Then, they dressed up as monsters, caught Don Quixote, locked him in a big cage and took him home with an ox cart. Don Quixote's second adventure finally came to an end.

Don Quixote was warmly welcomed and carefully taken care of by his niece and housekeeper, who were all on guard for fear that he would sneak out to do risky business again. However, as soon as Don Quixote recovered slightly from fatigue and his injury improved, he managed to find Sancho and set out again to start a new adventure, regardless of his family's dissuasion.

Don Quixote sent Sancho to Dulcinea before a long journey, asking for her blessing. Sancho didn't go to find a beautiful woman. He just used his quick wits to turn the ordinary into a magical imagination, pointing to three passing village girls, saying that it was Princess Neya in Toure Xili and her two maids. When Don Quixote saw the rude and stupid village girl, he thought it was the magician who got in the way, which made the "peerless beauty" like this, and he felt a lot sad. Sancho succeeded in his trick and almost laughed.

One day, Don Quixote met another ranger "Mirror Knight" in the Woods, challenging him and stating that the loser should listen to the winner. Actually, samson, a college student in the village, was entrusted by Don Quixote's family to cheat him home. But Samson was caught off guard by Don Quixote and fell off his horse, so he had to give up. Don Quixote won the battle and was in high spirits, forgetting all the hardships he had suffered in the past. Soon, the servant met a carriage full of flags, and Don Quixote immediately posed as a greeting. He decided that this would be another adventure. A closer look reveals that there are two lions in the car. Although the driver told Don Quixote that the lion was big and fierce and had not eaten anything today, Don Quixote was not afraid of it. He insisted that he was as strong as any lion and ordered the driver to let the lion out to compete with him. Everyone tried to dissuade them, but they all failed. The driver had to open the cage door trembling. A fierce lion stood up slowly, stretched himself and yawned, then opened his eyes like hot coals and looked at the cage door. The air of a lion, even a die-hard hero, will be scared to the bone. However, Don Quixote stood at the door of the cage, his face unchanged, his heart still beating, eagerly waiting to fight the lion to the death. This confrontation lasted for a long time, but the lion turned around, put his ass to Don Quixote, and then lay down lazily. Don Quixote asked the driver to hit the lion with a stick. The driver wisely refused and told Don Quixote that since the lion was too scared to fight, the honor of winning the battle naturally belonged to him. Don Quixote reluctantly changed his title to "Lion Knight" with satisfaction.

Don Quixote and Sancho moved on. One day, they came to a brightly lit village. It turned out that Camachu, the rich man here, robbed Gidelia, the lover of the poor Brazilian youth Ryukyu, and was about to hold a wedding with her. Just then, the Brazilian Ryukyu arrived. He accused Ji delia of ingratitude, then drew his sword and stabbed him in the heart. Don Quixote rushed forward for treatment. Ryukyu in Brazil was covered in blood and dying. Before dying, he asked for a wedding with Ji delia. Don Quixote sympathized with the unfortunate lovers and spoke for them. Camachu couldn't beat everyone, and thought that Ryukyu in Brazil was dying anyway, so he agreed to his request. But as soon as the priest announced that they were husband and wife, Bassanius came to life immediately. It turned out that he pretended to commit suicide because of lovelorn love in order to win back his sweetheart. The blood is actually sheep's blood, which flows from the tube installed on him. Camachu was furious and ordered someone to take back the bride. Don Quixote waved his pike hard, but couldn't find a way to protect Brazil's Ryukyu and persuade Camachu not to be loved, so Camachu had to give up. A pair of lovers expressed deep gratitude to Don Quixote, invited him to stay at home for a few days, and treated him warmly.

One day, they came to a small town. Someone here tried to draw out the lost donkey by imitating the donkey's cry, and was laughed at by others. Since then, the two sides have forged a hatred. One day, the two sides were going to fight for it, and Don Quixote Kan Kan talked about it and tried to dissuade them. I didn't expect Sancho to learn donkey barking perfectly, but he learned a donkey barking, which was regarded as a mockery by the other party, and he was severely beaten. Don Quixote raised his gun to save, but also fled in haste because he was outnumbered.

On another sunset, Don Quixote and Sancho met a duke and duchess who were hunting at the edge of the forest. The Duke and Duchess heard of Don Quixote's deeds. They wanted to find something novel to amuse themselves, so they welcomed their master and servant into the mansion and welcomed them with a ceremony suitable for knighthood. All this makes Don Quixote very happy. He thinks that the fact that he is proud of being a knight errant has been recognized. Sancho was also inspired, and he was particularly eloquent. He poured out a full belly of idioms and common sayings, which really made sense, but it was a bit of an understatement. The duke and his wife came up with all kinds of tricks to tease their masters and servants. The Duke really appointed Sancho as the governor of the island, so he chose a small town called "Cheap him" under his rule. It's a pity that this is just an inland town, not an island, but this small defect will certainly not harm the overall situation. Before Sancho took office, Don Quixote earnestly spoke a lot. He warned Sancho to fear God, be self-aware, not be ashamed of poverty, be proud of noble deeds, be kind and just, and know how to forgive. After listening to Don Quixote, who can say that he is knowledgeable and has noble interests? It can be seen that he is crazy only in chivalry, but he can talk about Kan Kan in other things. Be reasonable. Sancho listened with rapt attention, ready to follow them one by one after taking office. The next day, Sancho tearfully bid farewell to his master.

Peter said that when Sancho took office, the Duke's men arranged several puzzles to play tricks on him, only to be properly solved by Sancho, and the judgment was fair and clear, which made people wonder whether this honest man was really as stupid as people thought. Sancho has also enacted some laws that are beneficial to the people, and that place has been observed to this day, and it is called "the great governor Sancho? Pansha Constitution ". People sent by the Duke still play tricks on Sancho in life, and in the name of maintaining the governor's health, he is not allowed to eat this and that. Sancho, the most greedy, is pale and emaciated with hunger. On the seventh night of Sancho's important position, the Duke sent his men to attack the "island" pretending to be enemies, and pulled Sancho out of bed to meet them. He was beaten black and blue in the dark. Sancho's busy schedule has been out of order these days, and now he has been robbed, which makes him resolutely decide to resign as governor and return to his master, and still live a free life as before. Don Quixote was teased everywhere in the Duke's house, teased by maids and scratched by cats. He was very happy to see Sancho back, so the master and servant said goodbye to the Duke and Duchess. After leaving the Duke's Mansion, both of them felt at home and could not help admiring the value of freedom.

Don Quixote and Sancho had many adventures on their journey. Let's start with the knight errant's last adventure. This adventure made him feel ashamed. He was so confused that he even sounded the death knell for his knight errant. One morning, Don Quixote was riding a horse for a ride in the wild when he suddenly saw a knight coming towards him. The knight was dressed all over and held a shield painted with a shining moon. He called himself "the knight of Baiyue" and demanded a showdown with Don Quixote. Don Quixote was very surprised by this provocation, but he accepted the challenge calmly and seriously. So a battle began, and in a short time, the result of the duel was known. Don Quixote rides a pillar and seldom rushes to the knight. The other side kicked his fat horse and rushed over. It seems that he deliberately raised his gun high and didn't touch each other, but he rushed too hard, and Don Quixote and the pillar were rarely knocked to the ground together. Don Quixote, who was dizzy with pain, had no choice but to abide by the conditions they agreed before the duel: immediately lay down their weapons, stop taking risks and go home quietly for a year. It turns out that this "Baiyue Knight" is Samson, a college student who was renamed "Mirror Knight" by Cao three months ago. He failed last time, and finally succeeded in finishing the task this time.

In this way, Don Quixote's chivalry ideal was shattered. In addition to physical pain, he is also very depressed mentally. After returning home, he fell ill and never got up again. Before he died, he bid farewell to all his relatives and friends and admitted that he was not Don Quixote, a knight errant, but just Jihada, a "good man". He also made a will forbidding his niece to marry someone who has read knight novels, otherwise she would be deprived of her inheritance. Don Quixote died shortly after making a will.