Feng Gong's comedy "Virtue and Art" lines

Niu: Good New Year, everyone! We are about to enter the year 2000!

Feng: My friends, as soon as this new millennium arrived, I found that my mood was immediately different, and I am now looking at what's good for me.

Niu: the audience here at the scene friends, I looked at is more beautiful than one , more young than one .

Feng: That's right, you're talking about that big sister, wearing a red sweater and a gray shoulder, who used to give me the impression that she had to be forty, but now I see that she's twenty-nine.

Feng: I'm not afraid that you will be upset when I say this.

Niu: I tell you, on this brother yesterday I see him, that is, middle income, close to the level of well-off, today a look, this is a millionaire. I'm not afraid of offending people

Feng: Yes, you just say Ni Ping, the past gave me the feeling that it is a host, and now I look like a station manager! Director Ni, when will I report to you?

Niu: In the past, I used to look at Pan Changjiang, and he looked like a township entrepreneur, but now I look at him, and I see that he's an associate professor at Peking University, and he looks like an associate professor, so when are you going to teach me a lesson?

Feng: Niu used to be so disheveled in his clothes, and he used to look like a living Jijong, and now I see him, and he looks like an old man, and now he looks like an old man, and he looks like an old man.

Niu: Feng Gong, I am so happy, I heard that our troupe is going to award an actor with both moral and artistic excellence

Feng: Yes, I also heard that whoever is awarded the prize will be rewarded with a three-bedroom apartment

Niu: You are the most deserving of the award for both moral and artistic excellence.

Feng: You can be regarded as a real talent and appearance of both na

Niu: I can't, I have to say that you are polite, you have the honor, really not, we can't be the individual conditions, the overall quality of the whole, if we measure this set of houses, to be honest, ah (the cattle sit down)

Feng: Where

Niu: That would be mine!

Niu: (stood up) No, what I mean by that is that if you measure the overall quality of the whole house, it should be yours

Feng: I wouldn't dare

Niu: (sat down) He's not even close (stood up) Why do I always say the wrong things

Feng: Niu, you're right, this house should be yours because if you measure the overall quality of the whole house, it should be yours. (Sitting down)

Niu: OK

Feng: Then it's mine (Standing up) Niu, look at my mouth, what kind of a mouth am I? Actually, I mean, this house (sitting down) is mine (Standing up) Is there something wrong with this chair

Niu: I have to test it, Feng Gong. I have too many reasons. You've been a good comedian for so many years.

Feng: Niu, you're not only good at comedy, you're also good at photography. You've organized a film exhibition.

Niu: You've watched it.

Feng: Too much.

Niu: Sit down and tell me slowly.

Feng: Of course I have to tell you, that film exhibition. I'm a chicken, and I'm a chicken, and I'm calling it a chicken's-eye view of my feet. (Stand up.) Brother Niu, look at me. When I sit down, why do I tell lies?

Niu: No, there's no lie at all, and I'm really convinced. You're not just a good comedian.

Feng: Tell me specifically

Niu: When it comes to Feng Gong's movies, the most important feature is that he doesn't look like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else, and he doesn't act like anyone else.

Feng: If we gave this house to Jiang Kun

Niu Feng: We would be so upset

Niu: If we gave this house to Jiang Kun

Feng: If we gave this house to Jiang Kun, it doesn't mean that we will have a big house

Niu: Besides, how many problems does Jiang Kun have

Feng: There are too many problems, first of all, the third one What are the problems of Jiang Kun?

Feng: Yes, yes

Niu: First of all, the Indo-Pakistani conflict, he started it, right

Feng: That's right

Niu: Has he ever been to Pakistan

Feng: The coup d'état in Pakistan was his idea, you think people there listen to him

Niu: Just tell me about the Y2K bug, how it harmed people

Feng:

Niu: He raised them all

Feng: Yes

Niu: Can he afford to raise them? No

Feng: The earthquakes around the world the other day were all orchestrated by him

Niu: Yes

Feng: Do the people in the group believe us when we tell them this

Niu: No matter, you can just say that the house is blown

Niu: I don't know, but I think it is the only thing that I can say about him

Niu: He is not the only one who is not the only one.

Feng: In that case, this house

Niu Feng: (sitting down together) That's mine (together)

Niu Feng: (standing up together) Jiang Kun's

Niu: Feng Gong ah, good man

Feng: where

Niu: Look at the two of us, we have been together for so many years, how honest we are, we are all sincere, sincere

Niu: Over the years, I can prove that he has never been sincere to his friends, never filmed a leader.

(The phone rang)

Feng: Who is it? What do you mean by "virtuous and artistic"? I don't have any virtuous and artistic ah, I just often participate in performances with illnesses (sit down), that illness is all pretense. If you don't give it to me, I'll come to your house every day to have a meal. I'll tell you, Captain, I'm not bluffing. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. I'm like a sticking plaster. Niu: (standing up) Why did I say everything?

Feng: What is this called

Niu: What did you say? What did you say? You said that you would give us both the house that was given to you

Feng: Then we would have one house each

Niu: What the chief said is true

Feng: Then we are too much

Ni: I just found out

Niu Feng: Ni, the director of the station.

Ni: You have nothing to say, right? You have to speak the truth, do the honest thing, and be consistent, you two really need to change this problem. In fact, I ah especially like you two comedy, sometimes at home after a busy day, back home, turn on the TV, as long as there are you two comedy, I immediately sat down to watch, (sit down) but never I have not been happy.