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The lines of toad drum in cross talk

The lines of toad drum in cross talk;

You said that toad was so small, why did it make such a loud noise?

Because toad has a big mouth, a thick neck and a big belly.

Then our wastebasket has a big mouth, a thick neck and a big belly. Why doesn't it ring there?

Well, the wastebasket is made of bamboo, and things made of bamboo don't make sound.

The flute played in that house is also made of bamboo. Why is it so loud?

There is a hole in the flute. If there is a hole, it will ring.

A: We have a sieve at home, and we have never heard it ring.

B: The sieve is round and flat. A flat thing makes no sound.

A: The gong used in that troupe is also round and flat, and it knocks loudly!

Look at that gong. It has a special shape with a spear in the middle. Anything with a spear will ring.

A: There is such a big shovel in the middle of our domestic iron pot. Why don't you ring? It will break when you hit it.

B: Isn't the wok made of iron? Iron things don't ring.

The big clock hanging in that temple is also made of iron. Hit it and it will ring!

B: The clock hung, and the hanging thing rang.

There is a heavy object hanging behind our house. Hanging for ten years, never ringing.

B: Does weight not sound like a demon? Weight is a knot in one's heart. How can a solid ring?

A: Solid things don't ring? Then we set off firecrackers in the New Year, and that thing is also solid. Why is it so loud?

There is medicine in the firecrackers. Only when there is medicine will it ring!

Why doesn't the drugstore ring?

B: The medicine from the drugstore is in your mouth, but you don't make a sound when you eat it!

A: it doesn't ring when eating? Isn't that kid full of noise when he blows bubble gum?

B: bubble gum is sticky. It only rings when it's sticky!

Why don't those rubber shoes ring?

B: The rubber shoes are next to the ground, and the rubber things next to the ground don't ring!

A: it's quiet next to the ground? The bicycle tire racket is loud!

The tire burst because there was air in it! It's just angry things!

Are you angry that I asked you so many questions?

Yes, I'm angry!

Why didn't you call?

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Crosstalk "Toad Drum" cast:

Shao Feng 1

Shao Feng, born on April 8th, 1970, is an actor in Chinese mainland.

Graduated from the Performance Department of Beijing Film Academy.

1987 Shao Feng took part in his first film Boys and Girls at the age of 16.

1994 shooting the first TV series "King Cat" at the age of 23.

1998 attracted people's attention for starring in the costume martial arts drama thunderbolt bodhisattva.

200 1 became popular because of Yolanda, who starred in the youth idol drama "youth is puzzled"

In 2004, he starred in the TV series Tian Jian Heroes.

In 2008, he played Lu Xun in the TV series "Three Kingdoms" directed by Gao Xixi.

In 2009, he played Long Wenxuan in the war drama Sniper.

20 12 was nominated by the most popular actor in the 26th Golden Eagle Award and the 9th Golden Eagle TV Art Festival on September 9th, and 12 was awarded the "Excellent Actor Award in Cross-Strait Communication" in the first Cross-Strait TV Art Festival on February 8th.

20 13 starred in the humanistic historical drama Zhao Kuangyin.

20 14, 1 won the annual charm breakthrough award of the second US-China awards ceremony.

20 15 starred in the war drama "the world at once"

20 16 participated in Jin Yong's martial arts drama "Legend of the Condor Heroes".

2. Jian Zheng

Jian Zheng, born in 196 1, is a crosstalk performer.

1978 joined Tianjin Quyi Troupe, 1979 studied under Li Boxiang, a famous cross talk actor in Tianjin. Successively cooperated with Wang Ping and Dai Zhicheng.

1987 plays Xie Lin in the movie Laughing at Love; Later, he was the host of CCTV's "Gathering Together". 1990 performed a cross talk duet with Dai Zhicheng in the Spring Festival Evening. 20 1 1 At the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng, Zhou Wei and Li Weijian performed the cross talk "Expert". The collector with a strong accent made the audience remember the word "buried".