Harmonized Jokes about Chinese Characters

Harmonized Jokes about Chinese Characters

When listening to other people's jokes, you don't think it's funny, but when you read it yourself, you can't stop laughing, have you ever had such an experience? The following collection of harmonic jokes about Chinese characters will hopefully make you laugh with joy.

Harmonized jokes about Chinese characters 1

1. Two little rabbits said, "My mom called me Little Bunny Bunny, good to hear!"

The little pig said, "My mom calls me piggy piggy, also good to hear!"

The little dog said, "My mom calls me Puppy Dog, and that's nice too!"

The chicken said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

2. The bunny said, "I was raised by a rabbit lady!"

The little pig said, "I was raised by a pig's mother!"

The chicken said, "I was raised by a chicken lady!"

The little dog said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

Chaperone #3.0 said, "Outsiders call me Zero Chaperone, it's nice!"

Chaperone #1 said, "Outsiders call me One Chaperone, also good to hear!"

Chaperone #2 said, "Outsiders call me Two, also good to hear!"

Chaperone #3 said, "You guys talk, we'll go first!"

4. The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat, and it's nice to hear!"

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog, nice to hear too!"

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish, and that's nice to hear too!"

The bear said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

5. The Wanderer said, "People call me the Wanderer, and it's nice to hear!"

The samurai said, "People call me the martial artist, and that's nice too!"

The Gao Ren said, "People call me Gao Ren, and that's nice too!"

The swordsman said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

6. Zhang Liangying said: "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Ying"

He Jie said: "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Jie"

Zhou Penchang said. "The fans who worship me all say: my idol is called Chang."

Li Yuchun said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"

7. Higher mathematics teacher said: this semester I teach high mathematics,

University physics teacher said: this semester I teach big things,

Analog electronics teacher said: this semester I teach die electric,

Socio-economic teacher said: you guys chat, I'll go first.

8. from Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University's said: I'm from Tianda University.

Shanghai University's said: I'm from Shanghai University.

Xiamen University said: You guys talk, I'll go first!

9. General Li Zongren said: I'm a man, with benevolence!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I'm a man of righteousness!

General Zuoquan said: I'm a man with power!

General Huo Zuoyi said: You guys talk, I'll go first!

10. The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow, Lao Zhang said: my door is a wooden door

The door of Lao Li's house is made of plastic, Lao Li said: my door is a plastic door

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of bricks, Lao Wang said: my door is a brick door

The door of Lao Liu's house is made of steel, Lao Liu said: you guys talk, I'll go first!

11. The white jade said: my name is white jade.

The greenish jade said: I am called Jasper.

The red jade says: My name is red jade.

The apricot-colored jade says: You guys talk, I'll go first!

12. The students of the Teachers College said: I am from the "Teachers College"

The students of the Railway College said: I am from the "Railway Institute"

The students of the Vocational College said: I am from the "Vocational Institute

A student from a technical college said: "You guys talk, I'll go first."

Harmonized Jokes with Chinese Characters2

1. Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend and realized that there was a fly in the soup I ordered, so I huffed and called the waiter to come over: "How come there's a fly in the soup? "

Who knows the waiter came to say: "How can you be so petty?

But the waiter said, "Why are you so stingy? How much soup can a fly drink?"

2. The four members of the Tang Dynasty arrived in a large city, the Wukong fasting, the sand monk packing, eight ring walking horse.

At night, the eight rings returned empty-handed, the Tang monk asked: "White Dragon horse?"

Eight quitters said: "was detained."

The Tang monk asked why. The Eight Preceptors said, "It farted."

The Tang monk said, "A fart is not enough to be detained?"

The Eight Preceptors said, "It exceeded the exhaust standard.

Chinese Character Harmonization Joke 3

Eating Dumplings

One day I went to a pavilion with a foreign friend to eat dumplings.

The pretty waitress came to ask, and my friend, who always misses any opportunity to practice her Chinese, grabbed it and said, "How much does it cost to sleep?

The lady was so embarrassed and angry that I quickly explained that he was asking how much the dumplings cost.

The dumplings were served, and I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He recruited a lady to ask if there was a "program"?

The lady said, "Yes, what kind of program would you like to order?"

"It's the yellow one!"

Standing and Eating

A foreign girl married in China, and at breakfast, she was instructed not to eat the doughnuts, saying, "You dip them."

She immediately stood up and was told again, "You dip it!"

She was confused and aggravated. She is confused and aggravated. She says, "I'm told to eat it standing up, and I'm already standing up, so how much further do I have to stand?"

Seeing a chicken

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens so much that tenants rented his fields and had to send him a chicken before they could pay the rent.

A tenant named Zhang San went to the landlord at the end of the year to pay the rent and to share the fields for the next year. When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's sharecropping. The landlord saw that he had nothing in his hand, and said with his eyes turned toward heaven and earth, "This field is not for Zhang San San." Zhang San understood the meaning of these words and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "Not to Zhang San, but to whom."

Zhang Zhan said, "Your words have become so fast!"

The landowner replied: "Just now that sentence was "nonsense (chicken) talk", now this sentence is to see the opportunity (chicken) and made"."

Eat a catty

The teacher asked Ming to make a sentence with "eat a catty".

Xiao Ming said: I was walking on the road, and I saw a cow dung, I was shocked (大吃一斤).

The teacher exclaimed: "Haiquan, Haiquan ......"

Only a sound track

The dormitory boss has a new girlfriend, the girlfriend sent him a new Walkman. The first one is a new Walkman. The boss was looking at the manual and fiddling with it while muttering to himself, "It's all good, but there's only one audio channel!" The oldest is on the top bunk and is watching Wushu. The oldest three in the upper bunk is watching martial arts, asked in passing: "one is not enough?" . The oldest said, "I want one more channel to be able to connect to the computer."

A one-time payment of 4600 yuan

The beginning of the new semester, the dormitory and I went to the department to pay tuition. The department office door posted a notice: this year the implementation of a unified fee, a one-time payment of 4600 yuan, accommodation fees are not charged separately.

Today is the day of the great joy of two students

I was in the school when I joined the group, there was only me and another girl, our secretary of the group hosted the time without hesitation said: "Today is the day of the great joy of two students .... ..." and the rest of the class laughed their asses off.

Sleeping (dumplings) how much a night (bowl)

Lao Dong is Henan, came to the South to eat breakfast. As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "Miss, sleep (dumplings) how much a night (bowl)?"

The waitress was upset and said, "No, only steamed buns."

Lao Dong said, "Oh, touch (bun) is also OK."

The waiter was extremely annoyed, scolded: "rogue!"

Lao Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? Too cheap!"

If you are able to do so, I want to see how long you

Once, two girls came to our dormitory to play tractor, two girls in a group, I and the old five in a group. The girls have always been stinky players, but their hands were very good. They won a few games and started to look happy. Finally, one time it was Lao Wu's turn to sit on the bank, and they showed hearts as the master, which was countered by me into diamonds. At that moment, I saw Old Five slamming the table and said excitedly, "I've finally grown a hand! Let's mop up the two of them first, and then we'll take our time!" . At this time, a girl said unremittingly, "If you have the ability, then you can support it! I'd like to see how long you are!" He was a bit of a fool, and he thought he had a lot to offer. One day, he went to a garden to play, and saw a bamboo forest, bamboo green, really good-looking. Wang Qi saw it and immediately thought of a couplet. Wang Qi put his pen to paper and wrote: Leaves drooping with a thousand swords; stem towering with ten thousand spears. Wang Qi compared the drooping bamboo leaves to a sword and the straight bamboo poles to lances, which was quite an image. He showed this couplet to his friends and they all praised him for his good writing. Wang Qi happily put the couplet on the wall of the house. He also bragged: "If anyone can change a word, I'll give him ten taels of gold for nothing!" How crazy. Some days later, the university scholar Su Dongpo came to visit him, saw the couplet, but did not say anything. Wang Qi pretended to say to Mr. Su: "I wrote these two lines, please teach me." Su Dongpo smiled faintly and said to Wang Qi, "The couplet is not bad, but it is a pity that only one leaf comes from ten bamboos!" Wang Qi thought carefully, yes! What he wrote was "a thousand leaves" and "ten thousand poles", with fewer leaves and more poles, and on average, only one leaf grows on ten bamboos, so what kind of bamboos are they called? Wang Qi's face was bashful with a big red cloth like, one after another to Su Dongpo thank you, and said: "mention good, mention good." From here on, Wang Qi was no longer crazy, and did his studies honestly. Afterwards, he became a poet with real talent.

2, "in front of the person" wonderful on the Kou Chancellor Kou Zhun is a famous chancellor of the Northern Song Dynasty

One day, he chatted with a few big officials, wrote a couplet to let them to the right: under the water for the heavenly day; that is to say, the sun in the water, but it is the heavenly sun out of the shadow of the sun. The sun in the water is just the shadow of the sun in the sky. When these officials heard it, they stared at each other with big eyes, and no one could match it. Coincidentally, Yang Dainian came in at this moment to talk to Premier Kou Zhun about official business. After Kou Zhun talked to Yang Dainian about official business, he told him about the couplet he had just read. Yang Dainian stared at the two eyes of Kou Zhun, a little pondering, immediately to the sentence: the people in the eyes of the people in front of the people. Kou Zhun said is the shadow of the sun, Yang Dainian on a shadow. I stand in front of your eyes, your eyeballs will be able to illuminate my silhouette, which is called "people in the eyes of the people in front of people. If you don't believe me, try staring at someone else's eyeballs!

3, Yang Dainian answer to scold the traitor Yang Dainian became a Hanlin, in the court when the Ministry of Public Works Minister [shìláng, equivalent to the Deputy Minister]

Yang Dainian look quite spiritual, especially his beard and dense and long, all over the chest, really called beautiful. The day after the morning court, Yang Dainian from the palace out, just bumped into the Ding Pian. Ding Pian looked at Yang Dainian's long beard, and joked with him, saying: Nei Han worship must sweep the floor; Nei Han, is the Hanlin. It means that when you, the bearded Hanlin, kowtowed to the Emperor, your long beard swept the ground like a broom. What kind of person is this Ding Wei? He was a big man! Ding Pian and the treacherous minister Wang Qinruo had marginalized Kou Zhun, the chancellor of the Liao resistance, and in the end he became the chancellor and the duke of Jin. Ding Pian and Wang Qinruo, along with three other bad guys, were called the "Five Ghosts of the Court". Yang Dainian hated the "big ghost" of this "five ghosts" for a long time, and he took a look at Ding Pian and said this coldly: "The dearest man sits in the curtains and roams the sky! "My dear friend" refers to Ding Pian, the prime minister, and "curtain" is a big tent. Yang Dainian was saying, "You, the Prime Minister, have been marginalizing good people and dominating the court, you can really cover the sky with one hand! Ding Pian heard Yang Dainian scolded himself, quite angry. But then he thought, this is his own invocation, can not be angry, only dry laughter a few times. According to Song Ouyang Xiu "return to the field".

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