What are the classic passages in Li Boqing's storytelling?

The classic joke of Li Boqing's storytelling is:

The first paragraph of the classic: an old man was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked, doctor, did you lose Tuopai or Quanxing?

Paragraph 2: Friend, if you have any difficulties, just ask, except borrowing money.

Paragraph 3: The cock never lays eggs, and the coal is always black. If someone doesn't believe me, bet you wash white.

Paragraph 4: I bought a bike. Everything is ringing except the bell.

The fifth paragraph: You have never eaten fat, and Heiwa has never basked in the sun.

Character introduction:

Li Boqing,/kloc-0 was born in Chengdu, Sichuan on October 8th, 1947, 165438. Artist, host, storyteller, actor, Buddhist disciple, national first-class actor, member of Sichuan Quyi Artists Association, and the first Bashu comedian.

Li Boqing 1980 began to engage in long storytelling, during which he wandered the streets of Chengdu, and 1986 went to Henan to perform storytelling "Chasing Cars". 2065438+announced his retirement at the age of 68 in May 2005.