Comedy script for 3 people

A - food chooser;

B - lamb kebab;

C - spinach;

D -- melon seeds;

E -- stinky tofu.

A: Want to be healthy, don't panic, eat and drink blindly body injury. Only by respecting science and talking about nutrition, can the body be strong and hard. ...... (whistle) what's going on?

B, C, D, E column along the turn up.

B: one-two-one, one-two-one ......

A: These guys are playing chicken blood is how?

B: one, two, three, four.

Combined: one, two, three, four, five!

B: Huh? Where's the "five" in that?

C: Five? (taps A) Here it is.

A: Don't count me out.

D: (Northeast pour mouth) count you what? Pretend what ah? I know you!

A: know me? Who am I?

D: Potato.

A: Potato?

Ding: must be potatoes, look at this round not ball ...... oh, head ah!

A: nonsense! What kind of eyes are you looking at? The cornea of the eye has fallen home, right?

B: Don't be angry, it's all a misunderstanding.

A: How?

B: Because we are not like you. You are a human being.

A: You are ghosts.

H: You're the goblin!

A: What's going on?

B: We're all your everyday food.

A: Oh? And have I eaten you?

B: Eaten. You are a nobleman who forgets a lot. Introduce me, I'm a kebab.

A: Kebabs?

A: Yakitori? Look at this kebab, it looks like a scorpion. (pointing to C) What about you?

C: I'm spinach.

A: Spinach? I look like a big-headed fish. ...... (pointing to D) What about you?

D: I'm Hairy Stoner.

A: Mao Zhuoer? You look like a hairy maw to me. ...... (pointing to E) What about you?

E: I'm not like them. I'm the green side.

A: Green?

E: Don't you understand Green?

A: No.

E: It's stinky tofu!

A: Ahem! Don't tell me, he's the only one you four look like.

E: Thanks for the compliment.

B: Do you understand this time? We are all the most ordinary, common foods in life. You eat me.

H: Eat me! Eat me ......

A: Don't be in a hurry, let's eat the same thing. (Pointing to B) You, come here! Let me nibble a couple of bites.

C: You wait ......

A: What's wrong?

C: I'm jealous that you're going to nibble on him. Is he good?

A: The kebabs are good.

C: Nice? Ah shucks!

A: What's wrong with that?

C: I tell you, meat skewers long-term marinade, can produce nitrosamines, carcinogenic! Meat kebabs grilled at high temperatures, fat dripping on the coals, and then combined with proteins, it produces benzo(a)pyrene, carcinogenic! After the barbecue, the surface of the meat is charred, can produce hydrocarbon-containing substances, carcinogenic!

A: Then I don't need to eat.

C: You eat it! It is best to eat every day, eat as a meal, eat hard, eat boldly, eat less than half a year, and then look at your head, it is not a head.

A: And this is?

C: tumor!

A: My head is so big?

C: A big tumor.

A: Okay? Just now also said that this is a potato it, so will turn into a tumor, or a big tumor.

C: Want to stay the same?

A: Yes!

C: I'll give you an idea. (sticks his head out) Eat me!

A: No! It looks like a tumor to me, too.

C: What tumor? It's a leaf. I'm spinach.

A: Oh, spinach leaves. You can have some then.

D: You wait ......

A: What's wrong?

D: I'm jealous of you eating him.

A: Why are you jealous too?

D: Is spinach good?

A: I heard it's good for iron!

D: Iron? I don't think so.

A: You have the same problem?

D: It is a rumor that spinach is a good source of iron. Because spinach has a lot of oxalic acid, it and food in the calcium ion combination, into insoluble calcium oxalate, so that the food in the calcium can not be absorbed by the body to utilize. Over time, you become calcium deficient. Oxalate also prevents the absorption of iron in food, so you not only can't make up for iron, but also have iron deficiency. Calcium deficiency and iron deficiency, over time, your head will be soft. The head is soft, it is still a head?

A: What is this?

D: Tofu.

A: I still have hair here?

D: Tofu has hair.

A: Rancid tofu wow? Just a moment ago, it was a tumor, and now it's tofu, or rancid tofu.

D: Want to stay the same?

A: I want to.

D: Then you eat me! I'm grossly stoned.

A: By the way, you're a melon.

D: Hurry! Eat the skin, quick!

A: Then I'm not polite, let's peel. (Take off Ding's shirt)

E: You wait ......

A: What's wrong?

E: You're a hooligan? Why did you take off his clothes?

A: I am high on melon seeds.

E: Stoned? Is melon seeds a good thing?

A: It smells good. Ah yuck!

A: What's wrong with all of them?

E: I tell you, according to scientific evidence, sunflower seeds contain a lot of unsaturated fatty acids, eat more will consume a lot of choline in the body, affecting liver function. Do you ...... you have a liver?

A: Listen to them, I have one.

E: What function does the liver have know?

A: No idea.

E: As good as none!

A: Not the same! What function do you think the liver has?

E: Tell you, the liver has absorption function, digestion function, metabolism function, removal function, detoxification function, excretion function, and auxiliary hematopoietic function. The liver can produce serum proteins, transfer ferritin, transfer copper proteins, transfer lipoproteins and coagulation factors, prothrombin and fibrinogen.

A: well? That liver is still busy enough.

E: If you get high, your liver is weak, your blood is low, your face is white, and when your face is white, is your head still a head?

A: And this is?

E: Buns!

A: Ah? It's got a mouth on it?

E: A steamed bun with eyes!

A: That's a bun! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Now my head's a wobble?

E: You want to stay the same? You eat me. I'm stinky tofu.

A: Yes, yes, yes! I also love to eat this ......

B: You wait ......

A: What's wrong?

B: I'm jealous of you eating him.

A: You are also jealous?

B: Is he good?

A: It tastes pretty good.

B: Quite fragrant? You come here.

A: Ah shucks!

B: Why are you puking on me?

A: I can see that you all have the same problem. If I don't pooh-pooh you, you have to pooh-pooh me.

B: I'll tell you, in the fermentation process of stinky tofu, it will produce methylamine, putrescine, tryptamine and other amines, as well as hydrogen sulfide. This stuff can be toxic. If the poor quality stinky tofu that is more trouble, there may be botulinum toxin, E. coli ...... this thing you want to eat too much, your face will be green.

A: Yeah?

B: The head is also green, that smell is just like him (referring to E).

A: You're welcome! Let's just say my head is a piece of stinky tofu and be done with it.

B: Misunderstood no. I'm not saying your head is a piece of stinky tofu.

A: Oh, no.

B: I mean your whole body is stinky tofu.

A: Ahem! You should stop describing it. ...... According to you, I don't need to eat anything?

B: No! You can eat, eat less is not finished.

A: Eat less?

B: Eat me, for example. Don't eat all of it, just one ear.

C: If you want to eat me, eat a nose.

D: If you want to eat me, eat a thigh.

E: If you want to eat me, you'll eat my hip bone.

A: I see. It means it's not a good idea to eat more, but less.

B: By the way, there are more like us.

A: Who else?

B: And my cousin, Pineapple Egg.

C: My cousin Little Doughnut.

D: My sister-in-law instant noodles.

E: And my stinky tofu lover ......

A: Who?

E: Fried stinky tofu!

A: That's quite a match.

B: And what's more, what with MSG, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, kimchi, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ...... and eggs, you have to eat less too.

A: How eggs also have to eat less?

B: Eggs eat more, the human body cholesterol accumulates too much, resulting in excess nutrition. Over time, you have a shiny head, just like eggs!

A: Wrong! Not like an egg, it should be like a duck egg!

Her: He will too?

A: Didn't he learn it all from you guys?

B: In short, dietary science is very important.

C: You have to go back and study it.

D: Study it well.

E: Think about it.

A: Yes! Not just me, everyone has to go back and study it!

B: This is exactly: a basket of life learning,

C: the most glittering cause of science and technology.

D: Catering to science,

C: I wish you better health!

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