Harmonized hiatus jokes

Harmonized hysterical jokes collection

1, tea on the plane - high level (bottle)

2, the first day of the New Year to fight the fight gang - the poor got together

3, the tiger steak Yangzi

4. Eating dumplings on the first day of the Lunar New Year - follow the crowd; it's the same every year; people have what I have; it's the first time

5. Eggs against stones - the Not self-conscience

6, New Year's marriage - double happiness

7, Wu Da Lang stomach pain - death to the end; death in sight

8, pig eight ring eat pig crow- -self-inflicted flesh and bone

9, Li Kui embroidery - force can not reach; force is not able to do

10, Piggy whirling guy - backward

11, Queen Mother sewing flower jacket --God chat (dazzle)

12, the spring ox on the New Year's painting -- away from (plow) can not

13, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- forget (king)eight

14, see mentioning the shadow theater people on the stage - at least do not break the paper

15, mute donkey catching - boredom

16, Wu Dailang selling bread - - people soil goods foreign

16, Wu Dailang selling bread - - people soil goods foreign

16, Wu Dailang selling bread

17, long live the moss - not your dung; not your share

18, after the fall of the mosquito - buzzing not a few days; disappeared

19, Zhang Fei's beard - full face

20, the monkey sweeps the floor - before the light

21, the scales on the road - be careful (star) point

22, the pig dropped the mirror - afraid to show ugly

23, shit on the road - loaded with a small car

24, playing the dragon's tail - the old backward

25, Zhang Fei sell hedgehog - people strong goods hard

26, the first day of the year's robe - can not be borrowed

27, bamboo basket - - an empty

28, take off your pants fart - superfluous

29, husband and wife push the mill - as far as the circle; circle

30, Zhu Geliang playing the zither

31, the first day of the year to turn over the calendar - the first time; the first time

32, the pig ate a watermelon - the only swallow

33, the pot into the burning stick - Hu (pot) stir

34, ten fingers Wooden snail - ten take nine stable

35, seven-inch snake with scabies drug - - to fight poison with poison

36, Zhang Fei war Guan Gong - forget the old love

37, mute eat Yuanxiao - in the heart

38, weasels and other food p> 41, the bull's head into the pot of urine - can go in and pull out

42, Pan Jinlian's creed - rather die under the flowers, do ghosts also flow

43, Sun Monkey sits in the world-

44, nose in the onion - pretending to be an elephant (phase)

45, Lin Chong mistakenly broke into the White Tiger Hall - fooled

46, the winter cyclone

47, Piggy reading - even punch literate

48, sorghum stalks as a pillar - can not hold up

49, the land master and the city god fight - the gods and ghosts are restless

50, the shortest pick the longest - the best of the worst

51, the yellow sheep in the mountains - the No count

52, ten taels of silver - certain

53, fire - pain in the eyes

54, Wu Sung sells hedgehogs - the People strong goods solid hands

55, a day under the sky three rain - lack of love

56, August 15 osmanthus fragrance - flowers and a full moon

57, the old lady hand grabbed the mud - hand holding the pinch

58, the department store building to buy a hat - there to try

59, Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a plate of small lei

60, clay Bodhisattva across the river

61, marriage on the stage - a moment of joy to say a moment

62, bald head above the lice - nowhere to hide

63, the sixth of May, the first day of the month to buy a hat - there to try p> 63, the sixth day of May Ai - out of date

64, snow on the day of June - hard-won: rare

65, the stone in the chicken nest - the asshole

66, "a big ear, a small ear - pig dog raised"

67, the first day of the first month to hold the Lantern Festival - only good; each good

68, the old cow died

69, September chrysanthemums - point into the heart

70, winter sweatshirt - cold and warm themselves know

71, theater

72, a hundred feet touched the chicken - no life

73, "a big ear, a small ear - pigs and dogs raised"

73, "a big ear, a small ear - pigs and dogs raised"

74, "a big ear, a small ear - pigs and dogs raised

74, the dung tank practice swimming - really not afraid of death (shit)

75, two small dream of marrying a daughter-in-law - a white happy

76, the white bone spirit opening - not to speak human words

76, the white bone spirit opening -not speaking human language

77, the tiger stove treats - fine check; fine tea

78, the Monkey King in the hands of the Golden Cudgel - as you wish

79, the gecko ruffles the door curtains -- show a small hand

80, Guan Yunchang fart -- do not know blush

81, heavy rain on the day on the room -- find loopholes

82, Winter crabs - can not rampage a few times

83, the Monkey King 72 changes - more tricks

84, the rat across the street - everyone shouted

85, "a leaf in the forest - with you not more, without you not less"

86, the king's ass boils - rotten provisions (rotten turtle butt)

87, the fox dreamed - -want to speculate (steal chicken)

88, the old lady drinking rice - shameless (teeth) nasty

89, three ignorant cobblers - top a Zhu Geliang

90, small onions mixed with tofu

91, eighteen copper inlays put two piles - nine Wen; long heard

92, the Tang monk reads a book - a book

93, Wanchun Pavilion on the heart - talk about sarcasm

94, hungry tigers into the house - the four neighbors are uneasy

95, drinking does not take the cup - Hu ( pot) to

96, the tiger pickpocket Yangzi - the longer the pull

97, the bed up tower - the bottom of the empty

98, the theater on the Zhongxu

99, the rat fell into the water tank - fashionable (wet hair)

100, the Dragon Boat Festival to eat dumplings - different

Chinese character harmonized joke hiatus

A hiatus is a special form of language created by the Chinese working people in the practice of life since ancient times, it is a short, funny and figurative statement. It consists of two parts: the first part plays the role of "introduction", like the face of the riddle, and the second part plays the role of "backing", like the bottom of the riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, usually say the first half, "rest" to the second half, you can understand and guess its original meaning, so it is called hiatus. Han civilization has a long history. Five thousand years of historical vicissitudes of precipitation, refinement, cohesion into a wonderful art of Chinese language. Which hiatus with its unique expressive power. Give people deep thought and enlightenment, passed down through the ages. Reflects the unique customs and traditions of the Chinese nation and national culture, taste of life, understand the philosophy, enhance wisdom.

Xiu Cai makes a poem -- has two hands (first)

The bald man takes off his hat -- the first name (Ming)

The girl of the He family is given to the Zheng family -- it is just right (Zheng He's)

The girl of the He family is given to the Zheng family -- it is just right ( Zheng He's)

A boat in the belly -- an insider

A tortoise measuring rice -- what a sound

Smoke coming out of the rice pot -- the rice is mushy

A bald man taking off his hat -- the first name

A girl from the He family to the Zheng family -- just right.

Mosquito coils under the bed -- no more (mosquitoes)

Frozen tofu -- difficult to deal with

Hot beans in a cold pot -- the more noisy they are, the colder they get

The more they are fried, the colder they get. -

No money to buy a conch -- save it

A woman crossing a wooden bridge -- desperate

A blind man entering a tobacco shop

The air bag -- pretending to be crazy

Song Jiang's military counselor -- useless (Wu Yu)

The old lady on the The old lady on the chicken's nest - fool (奔蛋)

The seller of straw hats throws a flat burden - keep an eye on it (留绳)

The elder brother is not at home - come less often (嫂来)

bald man playing umbrella - lawlessness (no hair, no sky)

Elementary School Harmonized Hysterical Jokes

Elementary School Harmonized Hysterical Jokes

1, Cyclops reading a book - sideways glance

2 Chub Ba head fish - brain big

3, Liu Bei three on the Wolonggang - on you

4, the water dragon car meets the red light - unimpeded

5, the word "dragon" is not the same as the word "dragon" in Chinese.

5, four characters plus the word horse - dare not to scold

6, the short man cart - hitching a ride on the loop; hitching a ride on the company

7, two plates and three fish - the Extra; fish surplus

8, white cloth to do cotton jacket - anyway, are reason (Li)

9, Guan Yu open phoenix eyes - to kill

10, eating iron bars pull hood aluminum - even from the buttocks to make up

11, the garbage heap of ladies - nonsense (painting)

12, Huanglian bubble melon seeds - bitter people (Jen) children

13, the garbage heap of The lady in the garbage - nonsense (painting)

14, Piggy's thirty-six changes - not a good face

15, summer socks - dispensable < /p>

16, the tiger lying in the Yinshan - lying down to play dead

17, Guan Yu sneeze - self-aggrandizement

18, the newly picked chestnut balls - - more thorns

19, a piece of iron in the tofu pile - there are soft and hard

20, the spring river water is warm - ducks know first

21, Zhu Geliang with the empty city trick

22, to the lute - in vain

23, August 15 New Year's Eve - not even close

24, A long drought meets a sweet rain - everyone rejoices; everyone loves

25, Erlang Shen fights the Monkey King - to change; you change I also change

26, the tiger stove treats -

27. "Horses run, rabbits scurry - each with their own intentions."

28. Nine rains in ten days - lack of affection

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30, riding on the tiger - body is not free

31, crooked mouth storytelling - oblique (evil) say

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33. Cao Cao's employment - only talent is the best

34. The pole hanging thermos - level (bottle) high

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35, the old lady standing guard - a precarious position

36, the old lady yawns - a look at the end of the world (teeth)

37, to draw the wind and blow the fire- - not much effort

38, three ignorant cobblers - top a Zhu Geliang

39, Zhang Fei sleep - not close your eyes

40, after the Dragon Boat Festival Bugu call

41, Huanglian water bubble bamboo shoots - bitter

42, dreaming of a wife - want to eccentric

43, Carrying a beard across the river - excessive modesty

44, the beard set Soso - modesty (hold the beard)

45, pig eight quit eating watermelon - eat alone

46, the water washed away the land temple - to stay in mind (flow of God)

47, the big turtle on the back of the back of a small turtle - above a new (turtle) provisions

48, Piggy's drinking evil water -each has its own taste; each to the taste

49, the rat fell into the pot of boiling water - no life

50, two generations of widows - no kung fu

51, crippled ass - crooked way

52, the wind blowing clouds - floating

53, cattle foot le dustpan - running cow

54, puppeteer's brain - with the pendulum

55, crippled ass - crooked

56, the short man climbing the escalators

57, Liu Bei three on the Wolonggang - on you this

58, mute eating broad beans - the heart of the matter

59, the first day of the first month to hold the Lantern Festival

60, the wind blowing willow - swaying left and right; swaying

61, August 15 to eat rice dumplings - not the time <

62, Han Xin pointing troops - more is better

63, the king's eight standing above a small king's eight - there are new provisions above

64, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai -

65, Liu Bei's three visits - so hard to please

66, the king's wife sells melons - self-promotion

67, August 15 reunion festival

68, spring willow - extra pro (green)

69, thousands of miles to send goose feather - gift light affection

70, the monkey sweeps the floor - before the eyes bright

71, the Mid-Autumn Festival over the leap August - reunion over the reunion

72, the hungry tiger into the house - four neighbors

73, the one-eyed dragon reading books - side-eyed

74, the blind man defecated urine - no ambition

75, the monk and the monk recited the Buddhist scriptures - a serious

75, the monk and the monk recited the Buddhist scripture

76, Huanglian carved monk - bitter master

77, leading the sheep into the photo studio - out of the foreign (sheep)

78, the widow sells the child

79, two small carry beams - the top of this

80, iron brush broom brush copper pot - the family quite hard

Funny Harmonies

3, to avoid the rain to hide to the City God Temple - as much as to see ghosts

4, bald head off the hat - the head of a; head of a Ming

5, the Grand Master of the shock wood - official gas ( instrument)

6, standing on a bamboo tube - emptiness

7, the old man's horse - how do you know what's going on

8, the couple on the stage - the Name but no reality

9, rabbits eat twist - the mouth crispy

10, peeled cuttlefish skin belly - a black heart

11, rat tail on the sores - how much pus and blood

11, the rat tail on the sores

12, the blind man to put out the fire - Hu pouncing

13, snow painting plum - dog footboard

14, wheat field hanging lanterns p> 17, playing flowers store fire - talk (play) not

18, the mouse fell into the pot of boiling water - no life

19, foxes quarrel - a faction of nonsense (fox) speech

20, eunuchs are not called eunuchs - too cheap (supervisor)

21, pigwoman eating clothes cell - self-eating self; self-biting self

22, the big head of the maggot arching mill

23, boring hearted people do things - to make the dark force

24, selling cold noodles in winter - do not know the time

25, ox horn To rhombus - a pair of adulterous

26, the old monk living in a cave - all right (no temple)

27, three money to buy a horse - self-riding self-aggrandizement (across)

28, the old monk living in a cave - all right (no temple)

28, the executioner burned incense - fake mercy; fake charity

29, buy a horn airtight - real (stone) heart eyes

30, salted vegetables boiled tofu- -No need to say more (salt)

31, exempted from drinking rice soup - shameless (teeth) nasty

32, bald monk - not afraid to catch the braid

33, the short man on the mountain

34, the broom behind the door - specializing in picking dirty things to do

35, the executioner burns incense - false mercy; false charity

< p> 36, looking out on the platform singing - do not know the ghost of death

37, the ass of the turtle - (turtle) regulations

38, Kongming big empty city plan - - (turtle) rules

39, meet on the first morning of the New Year - hello and I'm good

40, a big ship out of the harbor - layman

41, bald man with a flower on his head

42, ate too much salt - all the gossip (salty) words

43, small bald off the hat - the head of the Ming (picture name)

< p> 44, the dog's legs into the village - the four neighbors uneasy

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings - angular

46, the short man trolley - can not ride the loop

47, the Monkey King heard the spell of tight bands - headache

48, Jia Baoyu married - not a sweetheart

49, two generations of widow - -No kung fu

50, three houses do not open the door - monster (house)

51, twenty-one days do not come out of the chicken - bad egg

52, ass hanging broomstick

53, the showman meets the soldier - can not reason

54, the cliffs twisting rice-planting songs - happy to the end

55, the rat into the bull's horns - looking for death

56, the rat fell into the pot of boiling water - no life

57, Guandi Temple to worship Goddess of Mercy - the

58, pig eight ring swinging guy - back to one rake

59, Luban door playing axe - eye without a pearl

60, to the lute - - waste of effort

60, the lute -

61, the Monkey King in the hands of the golden hoop rod - as you wish

62, September chrysanthemums meet the rain - a little bit of the heart

63, thousands of miles to build a long shed

64, nephews find grandma's house - there is a rescue (uncle)

65, the flower girl on the stage - to be more beautiful and more beautiful

66, Wu Dailang catching adultery - the force can not reach; anti-harmed life

67, sandpiper and clam - the fisherman gained

68, crab crossing the street -

69, holding a child to worship heaven and earth - double happiness

70, ancestral leather jacket - inside and outside coward

71, face painted with paddle paste

72, dwarf pan river - the deeper the pan

73, two more bang played twice - yes

74, Wang Xifeng Housekeeping - big have big difficulties

75, knee nail palm - away from the subject (hoof) too far

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings - angular

77, Porky Pig bragging - a big mouth to talk big

78, kaleidoscope - a thousand variations

79, chickens fighting - fighting mouth; Teasing mouth

80, three money to buy a horse - self-riding boast (cross)

81, the library rat - etching (food)

82, the knives and guns on the stage - - all fake

83, chopper cut tofu - both sides of the light

84, Zhu Geliang Longzhong countermeasures - prescient

85, Wu Dailang sit in the world --No one dares to protect

86, the golden needle fell into the sea - no day of reckoning

87, enemies see each other - a red eye

88, riding on a tiger - the body can't help itself

88, riding on a tiger - the body can't help itself

87, the enemy is a man of the world. In the tiger - the body is no longer

89, the blind man heard the dog barking - there is the door

90, grind the son of the statue of God - real (stone) heart eyes

91, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Pacific Ocean p>

91, the Pacific Ocean seagulls - bold

92, Wu Sung embroidery - boldness

93, throat to make a spoon - pulling out the (naughty)

94, the sixth of May Ai - out of date

95, crippled ass - crooked

96, Piggy's marriage to his wife - -delusional

97, three money to buy a donkey - boast riding

98, toad pad bed foot - dead support live to be

99, the land shouting City God

100, bald head off the hat - the first one; the first Ming