Funny copywriting sentences in friends circle, short and humorous copywriting encyclopedia

First, eating food means: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When bored, have a delicious pastime; When you are angry, eat delicious food to vent.

Second, the world is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

Third, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster and tie him to the bed in the school dormitory, I will give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

Don't be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

A woman came home angrily and shouted to her husband, I've had enough of you. I'm going to pack my things and go back to my mother's house! The husband didn't lift his eyes and said, it's late, your mother has come. She just had a quarrel with your father and came with a big box!

It's too hot. I want to find someone to have a cold war.

Ten, forget all the troubles, no longer sad at this moment; Resurrection is the beginning, and happiness will always accompany you; Love flows forever, but friendship is deep. May you have a happy Easter and all your troubles go up in smoke!

Eleven, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

Go to bed early. I don't want to see you in the dripping pool.

I heard that eating fast food is bad for your health. I quickly ordered a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly.

Fourteen, Easter, new birthday, throw away troubles, throw away sadness, get rid of sadness, get rid of sadness, have a positive attitude, be cheerful, be happy, be resurrected, live a beautiful life, and always bless you. Every day, we must be happy, happy, rich, healthy and safe!

Fifteen, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

Sixteen, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt.

17. Sleeping is the best tool to test a teacher's teaching level.

May I kiss you? You can't. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Of course.

Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences.

Last night, a friend unlocked his old motorcycle after work and was going home when he met a female friend. The female friend said: Why is this car locked when it is so shabby? The friend calmly replied, then why are you still wearing makeup?

When I hope to receive a red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

Twenty-two, others don't eat when they are angry, and you eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

It's a pity that Jackson Yee can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessing.

It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight with me, you will have to kneel on the ground in less than five seconds.

25. I will try to save money and try to buy an ATM.

Dark circles are a sign of yesterday's troubles.

Twenty-seven, it is said that men have gold under their knees. I quickly rubbed off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!

Twenty-eight, other girls are good-natured, good-looking, good-tempered, and I have a good appetite!

Twenty-nine, I never bear grudges, and I usually report it on the spot.

Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.