24 super funny copywriting in the circle of friends

Nowadays, people call their sons rabbits and pet dogs sons.

2. Play mahjong, eat mala Tang and find a small object. Life is like this.

3. A word proves that you are still single? Let me say first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirty things!

4. What is marriage? Marriage is: quarreling with daughter-in-law. After rushing out, I bought some food when I came back!

5. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

6. We all broke up. Why is your girlfriend always wandering in my space? I'm not a filmmaker, so I don't need a guest appearance!

7. I do something, either I don't do it or I try my best. So I chose not to do it. Because I can't do it well!

Eight. The so-called white-collar workers mean paying the rent, utilities, buying instant noodles with oil and rice, touching their pockets, and lamenting that this month's salary is white-collar workers again.

Nine. In the future, I want to make a movie "In those years, we girls who are not chased", so I don't believe it.

10. It's not easy to be a man: before 18, you should get grades; after 18, you should get objects; after having objects, you should get grades; after 18, you should get children from ordinary people. Why bother each other?

1 1. I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that my deposit was only10 million, which was terrible. I usually dream of 100 million.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

Thirteen. There is a reason why men get fat after marriage: husband, it's not delicious, I'll give it to you; Honey, you can't finish it. Here you are. Two servings a day, how can you not be fat!

14. Although I can't spend nine days fishing for the moon for you, I can accompany you to fish for fat cows, fish balls, prawns and … all for you!

15. Everyone only cares about whether you fly high or not, not whether you are tired or not. It's just that I don't care about you.

15. It's okay. Don't always play dumb. I tell you, if you form this habit, even if you become serious, you will be more like a psychopath!

17. The teacher asked, "There is a kind of horse in the world. It is black and white. What kind of horse is it? " Xiao Ming: "QR code!" Teacher: "Get out!"

18. Many people say: The world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can such a small wallet go?

19. There is a reason why I don't come back every second. There is a time difference between the celestial world and the human world, so I may often not be able to return every second.

My wife is very anxious when I can't make money. Now that I have made a lot of money, my wife is more anxious.

Twenty one. Is there any truth in this world of intrigue? The mobile phone is connected to the computer, and both of them are asking if they trust each other.

When I took a taxi home in the rain, I found that my mobile phone was lost. Running after it all the way, I found it in his hand. The driver stopped to ask me why. I said weakly, it's raining hard, drive slowly, sorry!

This year. Fall in love after 00; Divorced after 90; I haven't seen anyone since the' 80s!

24. Please recommend a sports car that costs more than 4 million yuan. It started quickly, was comfortable enough, and looked good. The more expensive, the better. I want to change the wallpaper of my mobile phone.