Wen Song, Song Xiaofeng's funny sketch is not looking for anything.

Supplementary information: lines from Wen Song \ Song Xiaofeng \ Jiao Jiao \ Shu Han's essay "If you are sincere, don't look for it".

A thousand miles of marriage is tied by a thread, and I want to be with you. Welcome to watch the insincere blind date program exclusively sponsored by Gionee m20 17. Gionee m20 17 has super endurance, so that your love will never be interrupted. Welcome everyone, please welcome the first female guest. Female guest number one, her name is Jiao Jiao, she is charming, sexy and enchanting. Will she be the goddess in your mind?

Female guest number two comes out. The second female guest, her name is Su Han, and she is coming to this program for the first time. I hope he can find her prince charming, and there will be female guest number three tonight. Female guest number 3, her name is Lexus, his. Go home. It's time to invite male guests. Let's clap for them. Please tell three male guests your declaration of love.

Sanmao's eyes are small, but you can't run away from the girl I like. Well, I have a couple of local tyrants, but I'm still in single dog. Who wants to be my girlfriend? I will always be with you, okay? Handsome me, I can't hide, I am me, and I am angry with myself. All right, you three, bring your heads!

Ok, here's the second part. I will impress you with your singing. I'll go first. Singing is my strong point. Let's have a dolphin sound. Next, thanks brother. I'm not talking about you. Dolphin, have you just finished the operation? Dare not push? Afraid of a broken knife, aren't you? Don't be sarcastic, you come, so many people, I'm embarrassed to sing, sing one, stop one, stop one, stop another, stop another, but please,

I have never forgotten my old feelings, and I am willing to accompany you all my life, silently with tears. You in my heart and you who miss the sea are indispensable in this life. There is nothing wrong with singing. I'll light a fire for you this time. It's finally my turn this time! Let you hear what is the sound of nature? Is the sound engineer ready? I sing oratorios. A wild goose flies in front and a wild goose chases after it. After catching up, press on the ground, click click, and no one knows who it is after the end.

Male guest number two, if we succeed in holding hands, I'm a little headstrong. Do you like it? Tell me, I want to eat and dress well. I have a bad temper, willfulness, love shopping, karaoke, playing mahjong and spending money indiscriminately. You can accept all these! Sister, these things are not things,

Let me ask you a question. Do you have it or not? Out of the oven, why are you talking to the girl in my heart like this? What's wrong with girls spending some money! What's wrong! First male guest, if we hold hands, will you buy me a designer bag? Yes, will you listen? Will be obedient, obedient, we won't buy it. Well, let me ask,

What do you want, lady number two? My request is, no smoking, no drinking, no perm, right? Go on, I don't want to talk to you. Dude, I didn't ask for anything. I like your personality. I'll light a fire for you. You can't run away. Ok, let's move on to the third link. Let's talk about your deepest needs. Please cherish this last opportunity to ask questions. Male guest number one, my requirements are not high. If we succeed in holding hands,

I will be filial to your parents, so will you be filial to my parents? Okay, I'll answer this question. If you are not filial to your parents, let alone you, even Fan Bingbing, you can't be a good person and have a sense of justice. Lan Jiaming, where are you from? I am from Yushu, Jilin. I come from that corner, too. We are fellow villagers. Beauty, can you add a WeChat? How's this? We just met. Fuck you, will you two stop talking like that?

That's disgusting. Let's come back soon, shall we? Will you two attend the next meeting? Baby, are we still here? Mao Mao Da, I listen to you, it's so close, can't you send WeChat? Come on, keep asking questions. I want to ask the male guest across the street if he can go home before twelve o'clock. I'm an otaku. I don't go out at ordinary times for fear of getting lost. I ask the female guest across the street, if I go home drunk for entertainment, can you not lock me in the corridor, baby?

Our family lives in a bungalow with no corridor. I want to ask the male guest opposite, can you eat with me without looking at your mobile phone? Look at me when I'm not working. I asked if you could be a good woman and leave me alone at work, okay? Don't worry, brother, I'm definitely not that kind of person. After we succeed in holding hands, anything you say will happen.

When you talk like this, it shows that you are a selfish person. You know too little about women. The male guest is holding hands with you. Are you sure it's me? It's you, female guest. I will hold hands with you, too. Have you thought about it? I hate asking people when to hold hands. Is this pole lying down? It's none of my business. I'm watching. I can't let this man get sick. Are you feeling better?

Why don't you take your medicine? Are you a fool? Su Han, I was wrong. I shouldn't kick you out, but you shouldn't take part in this program to be angry with me. Am I not mad at you? You said I couldn't live without you. Experiments have proved that I can't live without you. You often ask me when I will marry you.

God, what you just said deeply touched my girl's feelings. God, take me away. Come on, I'll sit here and wait for you to wake up. When can you do it? When can we leave? Oh, my God, come back and help! (Transferred from the mobile phone fat egg sketch m.pangdan.com)

Finally, Wen Song held hands with music "many years later"

Wen Song, whose real name is Shi Wensong, was born in Yingkou City, Liaoning Province on June 9, 1986. He is Zhao Benshan's 44th disciple, and they become actors. 20 14 starred in the TV series Harvest Season, in which he played the role of Wen Song with the same name. 20 15 Join the happy comedian Song Xiaobao team of Dragon TV. 20 16 starred in the TV series "Happy Detective" and played "Qiu Qingyue" in the play.

Song Xiaofeng, formerly known as Song Guofeng, 1978, is a native of Xinyang Township, Fulongquan Town, Nong 'an County, Changchun City, Jilin Province. China film actor, pop singer and national second-class actor.

: Happy Comedian-Baidu Encyclopedia