What are the three sentences that make people laugh when they get married?

Marriage funny three sentences and a half lines:

The first month is the Spring Festival, we will give you 000, welcome our relatives, and bow first.

Today is a good day to arrive. It's really a mountain laughing with water. I'm riding in a sedan chair, and I'm shooting.

Decorate lanterns to welcome newcomers, such as cigarettes and candy to entertain relatives and friends, my father-in-law carries them back to my mother-in-law, and someone kisses them.

Relatives and friends came, beaming. It's really lively. You should call your father Aoao first.

Sue is reasonable and considerate. I can't yell at my father. It's no use calling my mother again.

Mom and dad worked hard, and it took them 30 years to become women. Dad is the busiest and most thoughtful.

Dad goes to work to earn a salary, and I cook and wash the pot. It's no use relying on your mother at home.

Naked oats are expensive, black beans are expensive, and fried noodles are not easy to fry. At most, dad, you are tired. Have a taste.

People have spirit when they are happy, and there is a god in our family. Dad, are you a god? God of fried noodles.

Dad is in his fifties. He can eat and sleep. It's no problem to come to the old county.

When masons are bitter and bitter, it is often useful to build bridges and pave the way. Stones can be cut, but chisels are hard.