Wonderful couplets

-Excerpted from Dequan's Waiting and Appreciation of Ancient and Modern Wonderful Couplets

1. "China ancient and modern clever couplet grand view" cloud, Hunan Peng Geng once published a couplet in Tianjin's "Intelligence" magazine. Lian Yue:

Faith is what people say. If you want to win people's trust, you must also keep your words.

Henan Yu Wan Jie way:

Smoking is the cause of fire. It is common to smoke and catch fire, so you should give up smoking.

Couplets are a pair of words. "People" and "words" become "faith", "fire" and "cause" become "smoke", which can be seen from both sides.

2. It is said that in the early years of the Republic of China, a restaurant in Chongqing hung a bottle of French Samsung brandy on its door to solicit couplets, and many people responded, but the boss was never satisfied. At that time, Guo Moruo was still very young. When he heard this news, he thought of a famous dish in Sichuan, which might be related to wine, so he asked: Samsung brandy, Huangmeitian in May.

Generally speaking, we only know that "Huangmeitian" refers to the climate, not the name of the dish. We mistakenly think that this couplet is "heartless". In fact, a wine and a dish have a very coherent meaning. The upper part embeds the brand name and wine name, and the lower part embeds the time name and dish name.

4. "Couplets" contains that in the early years of the Republic of China, Changsha Daily used the Dragon Palace as the main pen, and people wrote a harmonic couplet published in Ta Kung Pao:

Dragon, Gong, Dragon Palace * * *;

King Ma Bin, King Robin, King Marog Bin.

The main works of Dragon Palace II are not detailed. Ma Bin, that is, Ma Zhou, was born in the early Tang Dynasty, and served as an imperial adviser during the reign of Emperor Taizong. Luo is also a native of the early Tang Dynasty, and is one of the "four outstanding figures in the early Tang Dynasty". His poems are full of words of grief and indignation, and he once wrote On Martial Arts. The main methods of couplets are word analysis, repetition and embedding names.

5. "Ancient and Modern Couples" cloud, Tang Xianzu's wedding night in the Ming Dynasty, the bride went out and said: red candle dragons, dragons in the water go away from the fire;

Show that your ancestors have no rights for a long time. Later, when I saw the embroidered shoes worn by the bride, I had a saying: embroidered shoes embroider the phoenix, and the phoenix on the horizon falls to the ground.

Because the dragon on the candle is made of candles, it burns at the same time when it burns, so it says "go from the fire." Because the shoes you wear are embroidered with phoenix, you say "come to the ground". On the unity of contradiction and interest.

6. "Yu Lian" cloud, Nanjing Yanziji Wu Temple, until the end of the Qing Dynasty, only one idol painted a horse with a horizontal knife. Someone entered the temple and got the cloud: a lonely mountain, a general with a sword and a horse;

There is no next sentence. When the last scholar was tied to a boat by the river, two fishermen caught each other, so they got off the hook: two fishermen caught both sides of the river and two fishermen hooked each other.

The cleverness of conjunctions lies in the use of numbers. The numbers in the first part of the book are all ones, but they are changed by loneliness, independence, one, horizontal and horse. The number of logoffs is two, and using "two", "clip", "right" and "double" makes people feel the same.

7. "Ji Xiaolan Biography" cloud, travel from Mount Tai to Yuhuang Peak, see the dense rock in the north of Dongyue Temple, and ask Ji Yun if it is right: the dense height of Yang is strengthened, so to speak;

Ji Dui said, It's natural to stand out from others.

Couplets are used as allusions. Strong and deep. The first two sentences of the first sentence of the first part of the couplet are about the way of Confucius and the Analects of Confucius. This statement is Mount Tai. The first two sentences of the second couplet are about the greatness of Confucius, and the words "On Mencius, Sun and Ugliness" are also said to be Mount Tai. The first two sentences of the couplet are self-correcting, and "knowing the secret" and "Hu Qi" are synonymous.

8. The Theory of Wisdom in Ancient and Modern Times said that when Tang Bohu was a child, he went out with his father one day and saw a monk with a flail in public. He told his father that it was illegal to cut hair.

Bohu said to him, but when he became a monk, he brought a cangue.

"Fa" and "Fa", "A" and "cangue" have the same pronunciation but different characters, which is to confuse the differences. Cutting hair and becoming a monk, breaking the law with cangue, set each other off.

9. "Couplets Conghua" contains Zhao Xiang's home outside Xuanwu Gate in Beijing, where chrysanthemums are the most abundant. One day, Liu Jinmen and others borrowed the garden to enjoy chrysanthemums, and the owner asked for a new couplet. When he asked God what was good about him, he replied, "There is nothing better than loving chrysanthemums as the ears of life." Jinmen believes in calligraphy: only chrysanthemums are life;

There is no right at present. Asked the host's surname again, he replied that his surname was Zhao, so he had to download it: it was originally a fairy.

Song Xue, as a natural object relative to "Chrysanthemum", is also the name of Zhao Mengfu. Undoubtedly, it is Zhao's secret cutting, and it is also a great flattery to the master.

10. Cheng Hongxue's Notes on Yong 'an in Qing Dynasty said that there was a twelve-year-old student in Anqing named Meng Zhaoxian, who was good at poetry and calligraphy. He was once famous for Pan Geng and Ji Zi. When Zeng Guofan was stationed in Anqing, he heard his name and summoned him. I asked about his family background, knowing that his ancestors were also disciples of various schools, and I said, Sun Zhi,

Yes: Meng Shouzeng's biography.

Meng, originally referring to Mencius, refers to himself. Once upon a time, this refers to Ceng Zi, which refers to Zeng Guofan. No wonder you will "like" after listening to it. The couplets are self-aligned and then the upper and lower couplets are opposite, which is very neat.

1 1. An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan was published, but it was ugly. When I was promoted, I crossed Nanxu (now Zhenjiang) once. Seeing a guest in red sitting with his feet outstretched, he looked very arrogant. Guan politely stepped forward and asked. He replied, he is: the prince washes horses and rides fish,

After a long time, Gao turned to ask Guan. Guan replied that he was: the queen rode an ox to catch a turtle.

High startled, ask He Guan. Guan smiled and said, "I'm not an official, but I just want to be faithful to what you say."

This kind of couplet, regardless of its content, only aims at the stability of the war and is heartless.

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Millennium Longtan steamed amber;

Get a score of 1500 or above, and win the Excellence Award * * * five. One is:

In the middle of the night, the cow beads were laid with silk fibers.

Zhuang has a history of more than 300 years, which is exaggerated. Longtan in Wolonggang, Cai County, Henan Province is made of this kind of spring water. Zhuangyuan red is ruddy and crystal clear, and looks like resin fossil amber, so it is replaced by "amber".

Although the bottom line "deep" is not a number, it must be deep and shallow, implying a number. Niuzhu place name, Caishiji, Dangtu, Anhui. Silk fiber can be interpreted as fishing line or imperial edict, which means an ambition, that is, the squire fishes not in the fish but in the country. This pair of sentences is excellent.

13. In the late Ming Dynasty, there was Shi Kefa, who stuck to Yangzhou, and the city was broken and died unyielding. Hong Chengchou, the minister of the Ministry of War in Chongzhen, was despised by the ruling and opposition parties. Or write a couplet:

The dissemination of historical lessons is true;

Hong En turned against the enemy without saying hello.

Enemy, harmony, pun. Match the names of Shi Kefa and Hong Chengchou.

This couplet was expanded into:

The history of the pen is lingering. Although it is not successful, it can finally be done.

Hong En is powerful, and it cannot serve the country and become an enemy.

Although couplets have expanded and changed, their basic meanings and techniques have not changed.

14. It is said that when Liu Shaoyi was a child, he and his teacher visited the famous Luo Sichun one day. Luo Chu said: My family has thousands of books, and I don't forget the sixteen characters of Yuting;

Shao Yi was right: arrogant, leaving Nishan alone.

Imperial court refers to Shunting court. According to legend, Shun was a wise master in ancient times, so he often used "Yu Ting" instead of "Sheng Chao". Sixteen characters, referring to the book "Great Mo Yu", "People's hearts are only in danger, and their hearts are only tiny, but they are exquisite and tolerant." Song Confucianism regarded these sixteen characters as the personal moral cultivation and the principles of governing the country and politics recited by Yao, Shun and Yu. Nishan, originally the name of the mountain, is in Qufu, Shandong Province, and now refers to Confucius. This couplet uses two methods: allusions and metonymy. It is shocking that Liu Shaoyi competed to speak in such a tone in front of his predecessors at an early age.

15. According to legend, there was a scholar in ancient times who had no food and clothing. One day he was so hungry that he fell to the well to drink water to satisfy his hunger. An old scholar passed by and asked him: How can white water live without food and water?

The scholar replied: Only by closing the door can there be no escape.

Puns are used together. Debt and grain form the word "drink", white and water form the word "spring", and only the door forms the word "closed" and the top and bottom form the word "card"

During the Anti-Japanese War, Chiang Kai-shek's regime deducted education funds layer by layer, and inflation made the teaching staff miserable. A university teacher's angry question is like this: "food and water are not enough, how can white water be enough?" Without talent, can black soil satisfy hunger? "This couplet is obviously a detachment and imitation of the old scholar's couplet. The technique is exactly the same as before.

16. "The Grand View of China's Ancient and Modern Clever Couplets" said that during the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, Ai Zixiu and Zhang Tongke were promoted, and Ai ranked at the bottom of the list, formerly known as the Back Tiger List. Juck Zhang said:

Ai self-study, self-study, no self-study, white-faced scholar, with a tiger on his back;

Ai was not right at that time. After Zhang became prime minister, some people said that he was having an affair with the queen, and Ai caught this. So I got the bottom line:

Open Zhang, the black-hearted prime minister on Wolong bed.

The couplets are correct. The two couplets first use embedded names, then use couplets ("self-study, self-study" and "Juzheng, Juzheng") and complex couplets (modification and correction).

17. "Laughter Record" said that Tang Bohu wrote a couplet for a businessman, saying that "business is like spring and financial resources are like water." He thinks that the meaning of couplets is not obvious and he is not satisfied. Tang Bohu wrote him another pair and said:

The business in front of the door is like mosquitoes in Xia Yue, and the team goes in and out;

The copper coins in the cupboard are like lice in winter, and the more you catch, the more you catch.

The man left very happily.

Mosquitoes and lice are bloodthirsty animals, and everyone hates them. As a metaphor for business and copper coins, the image is self-evident. This businessman is actually "overjoyed", which shows his ignorance and shallowness, and this is the common interest. In addition to metaphor, this couplet also uses tautology (Team, Vietnam).

18. Xie Renyi said that there was a monk named Yao in the Ming Dynasty who met Lin in the street. Lin Yue:

The wind blows the arhat and shakes the monk,

Yao said to him, "Rain hits King Kong Lin, my Lord.".

Lohan, the highest fruit of Hinayana Buddhism, is second only to Bodhisattva. Because of baldness, it is often used as a courtesy title for monks. Shake, harmonic. King Kong, the Buddha's protector, is called an "adult" because of his large size. Rain, harmonious forest. Embedding and pun are used in couplets.

19. In the Qing Dynasty, Wei was appointed as an examiner in Jiangnan. He spent a day in Bibo Cave and saw the next couplet on the right side of the cave:

Zi Long, with a black beard and iron claws, drove Xiangyun out of Bibo Cave;

Zhou Qiwei's pen pair hangs on the left:

White jade with red ears and silver teeth is at ease, and the bright moon lies in the grass pool.

See the fun of color. The upper part contains three colors: black, purple and blue, while the lower part is red, white and blue. It is also embedded with names such as Zi Long, Bibo Cave, Baiyu Exemption and Qingcaochi. Extremely vivid.

20. During the Cultural Revolution, a semi-illiterate was sent to a library as a permanent representative to lead the research on anti-Turin theory. When people criticize, they often say, "What is Du Lin talking about?" . However, the Permanent Representative did not understand and mistakenly thought that Du was from China, so he said loudly, "Du's anti-Marxist ideas should be found out and shot!" This person also regarded the novel Jing Hua Yuan as Jing Hua Yuan. So someone wrote such a couplet on this topic:

A generation of wonderful books and mirrors,

Du, a Millennium celebrity.

This couplet records its mispronunciation first, then records its mispronunciation, and satirizes it, using the technique of "flying white".

2 1. "Selected Works of Jian" said that Sang Minyue, a native of Changshu, was taught in the academy because of his conceit and high position, and he was bowed by Qiu. The book "Mingluntang" said:

The article is as high as the Hanlin Academy.

The law is stricter than the censor's.

Hanlin Academy, official signature. In the Qing Dynasty, he compiled national history and drafted patents. Jinshi selects the members who serve in it in the annual examination. Statutes, this refers to the concept of learning. Department of Justice, the highest institution in charge of justice in a province.

This association is still conceited, and it can really be a literati. Couplets are metonymies, the Hanlin Academy is a bachelor of Hanlin, and the judge is a judge.

22. Yuan Mei's "Poetry with the Garden" contains a poem by Jiang Qifeng, a scholar of Qing Qianlong: "Nothing is difficult in life unless you practice well." Later, I don't know who changed it into a couplet, saying: life is only good to read.

Nothing in the world is more difficult than eating.

This alliance only changed Jiang Lian's "Wei" to "Wei" and changed "practice" to "reading", and the realm was very different. If the conjunctions of other poems are changed to produce new ideas, it is called "detachment"

The word "life", or "world". "Jian" and "Xia" are both locative words, which are more accurate. But the world is the world, and it seems not advisable to cross your hands.

23. 192 1 In winter, Comrade Chen Yi was sent back to China by the French government for truancy. During the Spring Festival, he wrote such a couplet to his family:

Sad for a year, sad for a year, sad for a year;

What will happen, what will happen, what will happen.

This couplet shows Chen Yi's concern for the country and people and his confidence in the victory of the revolution in his youth.

24. Since the late Qing Dynasty, China has produced a number of outstanding opera performers, including four: Juvenile, Xiaocui, Ma and Ma Liankun. Or embedded in the names of four people, with a couplet:

Xiao Cui Hua, Xiao Cui Xi, one article and one martial art, one Beijing and one Han;

Ma, Ma Liankun, fellow villagers with the same surname, share the same teaching and subject.

Xiao, the stage name of Peking Opera actor Yu, is from Beijing. Xiaocui Xi, a China opera actor, is from Wuhan. Ma, Hui, Ma Biankun are also Beijingers, and Ma are all Beijingers. The same religion, the same Islamic belief. Learn from old classmates. Conjunctions not only embed names, but also use the same words in names to emphasize the words "one" and "same".

25. Zhao Qingyi's "Miscellaneous Notes on the eaves" cloud, there is a young monk in Jinshan Temple who is good at this, and Runzhou (the government is in Zhenjiang) is a satrap against the cloud:

Shi Junzi's flowers are red and purple at noon;

The young monk replied:

Young corn poppy grass is green in spring, green in summer and yellow in autumn.

Couplets * * * contain six colors. Shi Junzi and Yu Meiren are embedded names, and the second sentence of the upper and lower parts is self-correcting.

26. "Yu Lian" cloud, Nanjing Yanziji Wuci, until the late Qing Dynasty, there was only one idol with a horizontal knife. When someone enters the temple and sees it, he gets the first part:

A lonely mountain, a temple, a general with a horizontal knife;

Didn't get the right judgment. The last scholar who took the exam tied the boat to the river and saw two fishermen fishing with each other, so he drew the bottom line:

There is a river on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, and two fishermen are fishing with double hooks.

The cleverness of conjunctions lies in the use of numbers. The numbers in the first part of the book are all ones, but they are changed by loneliness, independence, one, horizontal and horse. The number of downlinks is two, but they are replaced by "two", "clip", "pair" and "double". Let people feel the same.

27. According to the Hakka in Chang 'an, the Prime Minister of Yuan will go to Sanhe to bid farewell to the Lord of Yuan at the court, and the Lord of Yuan will hold a banquet. Late at night, Tuotuo stood up and said that he would leave early tomorrow morning, and accidentally got a pair of seven-character couplets:

Half drunk and half awake after midnight;

Master Yuan said with a smile, you don't have to leave too early tomorrow. He even made a seven-character couplet:

Arrive at Sanhe at three o'clock in the morning.

Take off your hat and kowtow. Have fun.

Couplets are flowing pairs. The first couplet emphasizes the word "half", and the second couplet emphasizes the word "three", which is embedded in the name of "Three Rivers".

28. The Heap Base contains a couplet:

Horse cage cage horse cage loose, cage loose horse running;

Chicken cover chicken, chicken cover is broken, chicken cover is broken.

There are many ways to make this connection. Cage and cage horse, cage horse and cage horse, chicken cover and chicken cover, chicken cover and chicken cover are all cycles in the sentence. Loose cage, loose cage, broken cover, broken cover into beads. Cage and Hood are both nouns and verbs, and they are also transformations.

29. China's Grand View of Couplets said that Sun Yat-sen returned from studying abroad in the late Qing Dynasty and passed by Wuchang. He heard that Zhang Zhidong was doing westernization. If he wants to see him, he calls himself "Brother Sun Wen, a scholar." Seeing that Zhang Zhidong spoke to him in this tone, he wrote a couplet on the note. Let the door officer pay Sun Yat-sen ... Lian Yue:

Holding the three-character classic, seeing a good official, Confucian scholars dare to call each other brothers;

Sun Yat-sen immediately wrote "The Next Legend":

Go to Wan Li Road, study in thousands of books, and be proud of Prince Buyi.

When Zhang Zhidong saw it, he was secretly surprised and immediately ordered to open the middle door to meet them.

Zhang Zhidong was putting on airs when he went out to join the league, while Sun Yat-sen was impressed by the spirit of "Wan Huhou Land" in the dialogue. The alliance between the two people is divided into different identities.

30. There is a couplet in the Grand View of China's Ancient and Modern Clever Couplets:

Yulantang Yulan Maolei wants to stop the rest of the columns.

Qing Yan has a crush on the glamorous Qing Yan.

This couplet wins by skillfully using words with the same or similar sounds. Reading this link quickly and repeatedly becomes a mouthful. The Yulantang near Kunming Lake in the Summer Palace is the living room of Emperor Guangxu. The Stone Boat Qingyanfang is a famous water building in the Summer Palace at the west foot of Wanshou Mountain.

3 1. "Wonderful Couplet" tells that Jie Jin and his friends had a banquet in the Ming Dynasty. Friends out of the league yue:

In the first half of the year, in the middle of the year, the new moon sees the sun;

Jie Jin right way:

On May 5, September 9, Duanyang Chongyang.

The first ten days of each month are the tenth day, and the first day (that is, the tenth day) is the first day of the month. The middle ten days are the transit, and the fifteenth (that is, the transit) is to look at the sun. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, also called Duanyang. The ninth day of September is the Double Ninth Festival, also called Double Ninth Festival. The first two sentences of the couplet are palindromes, and the last sentence is embedded with four names. Ten days, days, months and yang are important words.

32. According to legend, "no love for" was created by Zhang Zhidong in Qing Dynasty. In this form of couplets, sentences and antitheses form their own chapters, and only through other explanations can they echo each other. One day, Zhang Zhidong was drinking in Taoranting, and he took a poem "Looking for an Axe from a Tree" written by people at that time, saying that it was "true", and another poem said that "Xiao He decided Liu with three strategies".

In the upper and lower links, "tree", "fruit" and "dawn" are all vegetation; "Already", "Ran" and "He" are all function words; "Half", "one" and "three" are all numbers; "Qiu", "Dian" and "Ce" are all escaped verbs; "Hugh", "Nothing" and "Ding" are all empty word; "vertical", "phase" and "an" are all function words; "Axe", "dry" and "Liu" are all ancient weapons. In particular, Zhang Zhidong's antithesis is even more eclectic.

32. It is said that General Zhang Xueliang once wrote a couplet:

This word makes people angry

I have been mistaken for cleverness all my life.

Two words, namely "corruption". This puts "unworthy" behind, which is the inversion of appositive. After the September 18th Incident, Chiang Kai-shek ordered Zhang Xueliang not to resist and quit the Northeast. Zhang deeply regrets the execution of the order, and the first part reflects this feeling. The second part is proved by the Xi incident that happened later, that is, it is also upside down to believe Chiang Kai-shek's "promise" and put "intelligence" under house arrest for life.

33. "Suyue Building Yu Lian" said that Qin, the champion of Qianlong, was a native of Jiangning (now Nanjing) in Qin Gui, and was also a native of Jiangning. Some people think that Quan Jian is the queen of the Ming Dynasty. One day, when he visited the West Lake, people asked him to write an inscription in front of Yue's tomb. The whole Jane is very helpless, and the inscription says:

People in the Song Dynasty are unknown.

I went to the grave and was ashamed to be surnamed Qin.

The treacherous sentences of loyal ministers are like ice charcoal. Yue Fei, the victim of Qin Gui, has a terrible legacy!

"nameless", also known as "ashamed", and "ignorant". Joint language wins by expressing true feelings.

34. "Chang 'an Hakka" cloud, Ming Taizu and Liu Sanwu travel incognito, enter the market to drink, and have nothing to drink. Zhu has a cloud:

The village shop has three cups and five lights, and there is nothing.

I haven't met three of them. The shopkeeper brought wine and casually promised:

Daming is a unified country, regardless of north and south.

The next morning, the morning court summoned the shopkeeper and gave him an official position, but the shopkeeper refused.

Things, under the knuckles and fingers, can point the way. The bottom line of "North-South" is just the opposite of its direction, in order to borrow money.

35. According to legend, there was an old Wang Man who was good at writing couplets. A nearby Zhu Xiucai was quite dissatisfied when he saw his ordinary appearance. One day, the scholar came to the door and said:

Old Wang Man is very rural.

If you want to:

Mr Zhu is half bull-shaped.

The scholar was silent.

Zhu Xiucai used word analysis in his couplets. Because the words "Wang", "Lao" and "Zhejiang" all contain local characters, the cloud is "rustic". Wang's antithesis also uses word analysis, because the words "Zhu", "Xian" and "Sheng" all contain ox characters, and they are all in the upper part, so the cloud is "half-ox-shaped".

37. "Miaomiao's Farewell" says that Yu Dafu visited the West Lake in Hangzhou one year and went to a teahouse for dinner. Facing the distant mountains near the water, the dinner ended in one sentence: three Zhu six bridges, nine rivers and eighteen rivers, but I didn't think about the sentence at the moment. It happened that the host reported: one tea, four dishes, two powders and five thousand articles. Duff thought the host was right, but after he finished, he couldn't help laughing.

Zhu San means up, middle and down. Six Bridges means that there are six bridges on Su Causeway, namely Yingbo Bridge, Suolan Bridge, Wangshan Bridge, Dike Bridge, Dongpu Bridge and Crossing Hongqiao. Jiuxi, southwest of Yanxialing. Shibaxi, west of Longjing.

It is the interest of this couplet that is linked by coincidence and misunderstanding. The first part is all the landscapes of Hangzhou, and the second part is all the food list accounts. The characters in the two films are particularly neat and rare.

Once upon a time, Lou and Xue were good friends. Lou first developed in the south and made great achievements. Xue wanted to take refuge, but Lou declined: it is difficult to keep snow in Jiangnan. After Xue went north to make a living, he experienced ups and downs and eventually became a family business. At this time, Lou's status is declining, and he has to live in Xia Xue. Xue said that the north wind can't blow the height of the building. "Snow" and "snow", "building" and "building" are homophonic puns, and this association is natural.

39. Lin Daqin was the top scholar in Qing Dynasty, and he was famous for his knowledge when he was a teenager. One day, a private school student, Mr. Ye, wanted to test his real talent and learning, so he asked, "When are bamboo shoots called Lin Daxiu?" Lin Daqin answered with a voice: Plum blossoms are in full bloom. How have I met Mr. Ye?

40. In the old days, on the wedding night of a couple, the groom unveiled the bride's veil and suddenly appeared a couplet: I had never met before 18 years ago. The bride, a courageous and knowledgeable woman, whispered, "After midnight, I became intimate." Wonderful! Everything is in this statement.

4 1. Once upon a time, a poor scholar was so keen that he was framed by a rich gentleman. When the court heard the case, the county magistrate knew that he was a human being and wanted to find a reason to release him, so he said, "I left the League, and if I can be right, I will be exempted from sin;" If you can't do it, do it strictly. "There is a cloud: Yunsuo Mountain, which peak comes out? The scholar saw the sunshine through the hole in the wall and told him that the sunshine leaked through the wall, which is really difficult for a bachelor! Appreciate each other and the results speak for themselves.

Ji Xiaolan, a famous Confucian in Qing Dynasty, was stumped by a samurai on a river boat. Beowulf's ship has sails, but Ji Xiaolan's ship has no sails. Beowulf's alliance is: "The two boats are parallel, and the speed of rowing is not as fast as that of sailing." Here, the homophony of "rowing speed" and "Lu Su" and the homophony of "sailing fast" and "Fan Kuai" are used, and the writing is not as good as martial arts. Ji Xiaolan was trapped for a few days, unhappy. It wasn't until a few days later that I went to Fuzhou to preside over the college entrance examination ceremony that I realized that the bottom line should be: playing eight notes together, the flute is not homophonic like Xiao He, and Xiao He is homophonic with Xiao He, so it is better to write.

Ouyang Miao embroidery passed the customs.

As a teenager, Ouyang Xiu was born in a poor family and ran around to make a living and study. At the age of twelve, he hurried to Xiangyang at the gate with his endorsement bag. When he saw the city gate closed, he looked up and saw an old soldier guarding the city head. He saluted and said, "Would you please open the door and let the students into the city?" The veteran dared not open the city gate illegally, but he admitted that he was a very polite and eloquent student. He stood up sympathetically and said, "Since I am a scholar, I will send you a pair of couplets. If I do it right, I will let you go to town." If you can't get it right, come in tomorrow morning. "Veteran early see through the on-off switch, late off, let the guests pass. Ouyang Xiu thought for a moment and said, "It's easy to be a couple, but difficult to be a couple. Please correct it first. " The veteran shouted, "I hope you are right! "Ouyang Xiu said with a smile," The students are right. " The veteran thought for a moment, suddenly realized, and immediately went downstairs to open the door. The original bottom line is: easy, difficult. Please do it right first.

There is a corrupt official, in order to show his innocence, in the Yamen Book Association: love the people like a son, enforce the law like a mountain. In the evening, someone continued two lines under the couplet: love the people like children, gold and silver are my children; Law enforcement is like a mountain, and Qian Shan is a mountain. Everyone laughed when they saw it.

The memory of last year, the famine in May, June and July, all the rice was burned, and the poor had no iron, no credit and no debt. Although there are distant relatives, who wants to send charcoal in the snow?

Fortunately, the articles in the first, second and third sessions of the Imperial Examination this year are all appropriate. After getting the Five Classics, the names and surnames are also fragrant, which is the icing on the cake.

When Xu Xi took office, the students were welcomed by the order. Students are born in poverty, and it is quite rude to meet with Xu. Shouling is angry in his heart, but he is against all the students: the red door breaks pomegranate and the seeds are sour. The students looked at each other and no one could be right. Xu replied: Bite the ginkgo and it will be white. The students are surprised, and they dare not underestimate Xu Wei any more!

Legend has it that Su Dongpo took a boat to catch the exam in the Song Dynasty in his early years, and missed the time to start the exam because of a storm on the way. At first, the examiners were not allowed to admit Su Dongpo. Later, after listening to Sue's complaints, I felt sorry, so I recited a pair of couplets and begged him to be right. If he is right, he makes an exception and allows him to take the exam. The contact information of the examiner is: "A small boat, carrying two or three candidates, walked by water for four or five days, and fell to Jiujiang, ten minutes late." Su Dongpo deserves to be a genius. After a little thinking, he answered the second couplet: "Ten years of cold window, read 98 volumes of poetry books, rushed through 765 examination rooms, and went to the second door four times and three times, so I had to enter." Use the order of sentences, and use the reverse order of sentences. It is a coincidence that there are scenes, processes, experiences, twists and turns without being rigid.

A dog gnaws at a river bone/Shui Piao Dongpo's poem (corpse) (Su Shi will never beat Fo Yin. . . Alas. One day, when they went out, Su Dongpo asked his friend Fo Yin with a smile, pointing to the dog biting the bone on the river, while Fo Yin threw the fan engraved with Dongpo's poems into the water, and they both said nothing.