Idiom sketch script (relatively simple)

Idiom strange talk

Author: Li Qingfeng

B: Let me give you a cross talk.

A: First of all, we extend our sincere wishes to all of you.

What did you wish for?

A: I wish you all smooth sailing, the best of both worlds, three sunny days, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six sunny days, seven shining stars, wealth from all directions, the combination of 99 and 99, perfection, Pepsi, all the best, all the best. Applause!

B: Oh! This mouth is sweet enough. I said, do you know many idioms?

A: No, I haven't learned enough.

B: That's very polite.

A: Actually, as literary and art workers in the new era, we must study rich Chinese. Idioms, in particular, need to work harder.

B: That's right.

A: But there are also some things that are not satisfactory.

B: Why?

A: It's a pity that some individuals learn idioms without much understanding and swallow them all at once.

B: Wait a minute! You said that some people don't want to learn idioms deeply, swallow dates, and are willing to "get dizzy" ... Does this include me?

A: It's mainly you.

B: Huh? Do you have any basis for saying so?

A: Of course.

B: according to what?

The other day, your son asked you some idioms. How do you explain them?

I gave him a correct explanation.

A: The child asked: What do you mean by "making a mountain out of a molehill"?

B: I told him what "making a mountain out of a molehill" means! "Make a mountain out of a molehill" means that children's problems are done by adults.

A: Adults do it?

B: That's right! Didn't I do all your homework? Although all this is wrong, it is a mountain out of a molehill!

A: Wow! Look at this stupid dad!

B: What do you mean by silly dad? This is called "the smartest person is stupid".

A: This should be called "stupid and mentally retarded" ... The child asks you again, what do you mean "don't be happy with things, don't be sad for yourself"?

B: It's easier. Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself!

A: Ah.

B: You can't be happy because you did well in the physics exam, and you can't cry because you failed in the geometry exam.

A: Then what is "perseverance"?

B: In other words, you can't catch the back of your head without bending your arm.

What do you mean by "orderly"

B: That means you can't kiss with fried dough sticks in your mouth.

What do you mean "a mess"?

B: When it falls, you play dumb.

A: Is that more like it?

B: What's so outrageous? Our foreman is like this. When he was in Gai Lou, he drank five and six cups. He was playing dumb when the building collapsed. This is called "a mess".

A: You see, this father doesn't study hard, which directly affects the next generation.

B: You mean, I have influenced the next generation.

A: Is it not affected? The day before yesterday, your son wrote a composition according to your educational philosophy. He almost died at school.

B: What about that?

A: Not enough? As soon as the children read this composition, some teachers scared away, some teachers fainted, and some young teachers became birthday stars.

B: There is a time tunnel!

A: The child stood on the platform and said, "My home."

B: that's the topic.

A: "There are three people in my family, my father, my mother and me. They are birds of a feather. "

B: OK? Our home has become a zoo.

A: "Every morning when we go out, the three of us go our separate ways. At night, my mother and I always reach an agreement first, and then wait for the rabbit. "

This is waiting for me.

A: "Dad is an architect. He is bossing around the construction site every day, shaking his head, jumping up and down, and bared his teeth. " : My mother is a shop assistant. She takes everything in the shop. I am a student, sitting stupefied in the classroom, with cold eyes and swollen eyes. "

B: What is this image?

A: "There are three people in our family, and the stench is the same. The pigs are full. It's just that my mother is so heartless that she often fights with my roommate because of my poor grades, and she is ruthless and beats me to the ground. My father watched my mother hit me, but he stood by and never tried to be brave. This guy is old-fashioned, and he clearly values color over friends! "

B: Fuck you!

Although it is a bit long, I hope I can help the landlord. I don't know if it meets the requirements of the landlord-