Humorous jokes are very short.

This funny joke can simply answer this question.

1. The classic goddess is funny and can joke. Call the goddess on Valentine's Day: "Shall I invite you to dinner tonight?" "No, thanks." "Don't mention it, I'm downstairs in your house, in that red Ferrari." "I really don't need it. I have refused your invitation many times. I'll treat you this time. " Therefore, the pursuit of love should be persistent.

2. Smile every day. A: Look, isn't the girl in front cute? Well, yes, lovely love! . . . I dare not look at the word cute again. When I go to the toilet, I can't help looking in the mirror. I haven't paid attention to my appearance for a while. In front of me, I am more handsome, but I am not proud. Because I know that my myopia must have deepened again.

3. hilarious ex-boyfriend meets a joke. Today, I met my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend riding an electric car. After getting off the bus, the two walked into the supermarket hand in hand. When they walked away, I found that his electric car was unlocked. . . Alas! He is as careless as before. What if the car is stolen? So, I bought a lock nearby and locked it for him.

4. "Master, I'm going bankrupt with the ceremony. Please give some advice? " The master pointed to the almanac and I said, "Do you want me to pick a day to hold a banquet to earn it back?" The master shook his head and said, "Turn off the phone when you see a good day." "Get out and don't let me see you again!" "Hum, don't let me see you either!" Ke Zhene and Mei Chaofeng swore at each other.