What are some cold jokes that are suitable for friends to talk about?

1, please don't tell me to put on more clothes when it's cold, just come up and hug me.

2. In such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to full of ice and ice!

I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

4. All cooling that does not aim at snowing is hooliganism.

5. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know where the money is.

6. It's cold, so I wake up when I sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

7. I farted in the quilt. I'd rather stink than let the hot air out.

From September 9, 8, the north wind roared and the chill was pressing. This is another extremely cold winter.