Short, humorous and interesting sentences are very useful for chatting, and a relaxed atmosphere is necessary.

1, as rich as an enemy, has no money to worship God.

2. You like to talk sarcastically. Are you born with essential balm and cool oil?

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason!

Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

5, life is alive, first being laughed at, then smiling at others, and then smiling at Jiuquan.

6. I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother after hours, and a rabbit by my mother when I grew up. Now she is reduced to single dog. I have been studying animal history for most of my life.

7. There is only one torch left for you to burn! See how long you can stand it, huh?

8. This breath is heavier than your athlete's foot.

9. Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

10, I treat you like a person, but you bark like a dog?

1 1. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

12, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

13, once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. If I could start over, I would choose ... Lu Bu.

14. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

15, life is rehearsed, but it often doesn't follow the routine.

16, Beauty, do you know the story created by Nu Wa? Nu Wa may be busy at first, but I forgot to pinch someone for you!

17, do you know who is the best diving partner in China? ! Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time.

18, I am long-haired, don't always call others monsters.

19, it is best to arrange the show of love at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

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