April fool greeting

April Fool's Day is coming. April Fool's Day is the most interesting day every year, because if people play tricks on others on this day, they won't get angry. Do you know what April Fool's greetings are? I will arrange some April Fool's greetings for you from three aspects: sending your elders, sending your lover and sending your friends. I hope it helps you.

Greet elders on April Fool's Day:

1, April Fool's Day came to my heart and I wanted a fool for no reason. Smart people are everywhere, and no one will take the bait. Looking back for Borenmei, I had to somersault on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day and never worry!

2. April Fool's Day is so lively that laughter can be heard everywhere. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people. Fools are not annoyed, but they are not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful everywhere and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how far apart we are, the heart that cares for you will never change.

In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts.

I pray for you with all my happiness, hoping you will be safe and happy in this year.

Thinking about you day after day can't help thinking about this time last year. At this time of year, we celebrate your festival for you, so I miss you every month!

7. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!

8. The doctor said, "Take 10,000 tablets before going to bed, or you will sleepwalk and kill people or commit suicide at night. Really, you have to believe it. April Fool's Day News April Fool's Day News

9. We filmed your one-night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please take 10 thousand yuan in cash within seven days to redeem the goods, otherwise ...

10, special suggestion: at present, pinhole cameras are increasingly rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, and don't take off your underwear when urinating, remember, remember!

April Fool's greetings to lovers:

1, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. It is wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, and fools who read the news.

You stormed into a unit and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

I haven't lied until now, but today God let me meet you, and I can finally lie once: you are so handsome and cool.

That day, you cut a pig with a knife, and the pig was trapped in a dead end. I only heard the pig kneel down and beg for mercy from you: "We are born from the same root, so why fry each other!" "

6, eating and drinking at one year old, gambling and smoking at two years old. This man is young and promising, and his IQ is low when he grows up. Keep on knowing that this person is you!

7. You have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and even the posture of farting is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?

8. Warning: A pinhole camera was installed in your bathroom three months ago, and the VCD will be delivered to you by courier three days later. Please check it!

9. I threw you a steamed stuffed bun, and from then on there were legends and two-part allegorical sayings. The legend is called' The Legend of the Hungry Wolf', and the two-part allegorical saying is called' When the meat is full, the dog won't return'!

10, Municipal People's Congress: Dear mobile phone users, due to the delay in the implementation of one-way charging, in order to win the smooth passage of the NPC bill, please shut down for three days from tomorrow!

April Fool's greetings to friends:

1. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? Happy April Fool's Day!

If you are satisfied, please be your wife and willing to be your servant. If you are sincere, you will be your lover. If you are a soul mate, you will be a happy lover. If you want to be a happy fool, your wife will be loved by everyone. You are the only one for me, dear. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Think about the beauty on the street, as long as she doesn't sue you; Cary has money, as long as it doesn't blow up; Tell the police quietly that the luggage is full of hemp. I only care about happiness, not your imprisonment. Happy April Fool's Day.

In fact, everyone is in urgent need of "pleasure". It is better to give people "pleasure" than "stupidity". So this April Fool's Day, I want to give "pleasure" instead of "stupidity". May you have a happy day and a happy month. Happy People's Day!

Girls' Day on the 5th and 7th, turn over the calendar, there is no boys' day, bear with it! On March 8, Women's Day, I flipped through the calendar. There was no Women's Day, so I put up with it! On March 9, I was furious with the perpetual calendar. Jiang Tian, who didn't protect his father, had to endure it again! Seeing April Fool's Day in April 1, you secretly laughed: finally you have a holiday of your own. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Hegel said: The moon was created with the earth. Idealism says, "I say you are a pig, and you are a pig." Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." In a word, you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

7, because some people will deliberately listen to a song, and you have surpassed the meaning of a song for me. I've been thinking about you recently, and I can't help telling you the name of that song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

8. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day.

9. If happiness is a disease, you can't cure it; If good luck is a sin, your sin is unforgivable; If wisdom is evil, you are full of evil; If happiness is fatigue, you will be at a loss. On April Fool's Day, if the blessing is an arrow, you will shoot an arrow through your heart!

10, this holiday is very important, you can just come around. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day!