What is the White Council Guo Degang said

Kuo: Mencius said: "only send the dead to when the big event", the morning nine o'clock out of the hall hair lead, the first three iron cannons, please come to the civil point of the Lord, the military generals sacrificed the door, first of all by the kongfu twenty-four will be the coffin by the coffin please out of the door, kongfu full of red tasseled hat, green frame clothing, shaving, bathing, wearing boots, one is full of wearing pants, eighty people kong for three shifts! Two hundred and forty people, set up a long snake five-mile array, vast and majestic. In the front is three zhang six of the inscription banner, followed by paper people and paper horses.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: there are open road ghosts, fighting road ghosts, heroes fighting hundred cranes figure, Fang Bi, Fang Xiang, humming two generals, Qin Qiong, Jingde, Shentian, Yubi four major door gods, there are goat horns woe, Zuo Botao, Bo Yi, Shouqi name for the four sages, the paper people past, the child guide law drums and sons and daughters of the Wenchang, seven big seat with family temple, pine crane, pine deer, pine pavilion, pine umbrella, pine streamer, pine sedan chair, flower umbrella, flower streamer, flower sedan chair, gold melon battle-axe axe Chaotian stirrups, solemn avoidance card, outside the red umbrella a hall, embroidered on the gold blessing, flying dragon flag, flying phoenix flag, flying tiger flag, flying puma flag, flying fish flag, flying ao flag, four pairs of incense streamers, eight pairs of incense umbrellas, twenty nuns, twenty Taoist nuns, Tanzhe Temple monks forty, Yonghegong Grand Lama forty, in front of the shadow pavilion a pavilion with a portrait of your father (imitating the posthumous image of Yu Qian's father).

Yu: cough! Monkey ah!

Guo: funeral relatives and friends more than two thousand, some people frame your brother, some people frame your brother, this brother and sister head hemp crown, wearing heavy mourning is sobbing ah.

Yu: crying!

Kuo: morning nine o'clock out of the hall hair lead, this coffin, from the south city to run to the north city, from the north city to run to the east city, turn all over the Beijing four nine cities, to seven thirty at night to carry this coffin back home!

Yu: Why did you carry it back?

Guo: There is no cemetery!

Yu: Screw you!